September 16, 2014

Posted: September 16, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: September 16, 2014 4:00 pm

Florida Polytechnic University’s new library is fully digital and doesn’t contain a single book.

And the whole thing is run by an mp3 of a librarian saying “Shhh!”

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Posted: September 16, 2014 2:00 pm

The economy is headed in the right direction—but there’s more work to do: http://ofa.bo/h0hK #OpportunityForAll

@BarackObama

“I won’t rest until I crush it completely!”

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Posted: September 16, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama said he plans to fight Ebola by…

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Posted: September 16, 2014 11:00 am

I have a new short story up at Liberty Island called “Science Fiction” about the insidious truth behind science.

It kinda seems like I’m trying to make a point in the story, but I honestly can’t tell you what it is. Anyway: Read. Share. Enjoy.

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Posted: September 16, 2014 10:00 am

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[Michael Ramirez - Investor's Business Daily]

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Posted: September 16, 2014 9:17 am

On Scottish independence, I’m on the side of having less countries. There’s like 200 of them most of them are pointless.

How many European countries do we actually need? I think 5 different countries at most would cover whole spectrum of Europeans.

Like do we need both a Belgium and a France? No. We need to be consolidating similar countries instead of making new ones.

Wow. Stupid Microsoft. I paid only $13 for Minecraft because I bought it back when it was in alpha.

“It looks like you’re trying to mine obsidian. Would you like some help?” #MicroCraft

So exactly how rich is Notch now? Does he basically own Sweden?

At this point, isn’t Hillary Clinton basically the Yankees of politicians?

If ever read President Obama’s al Qaeda fan fiction, it’s actually very good with lots of well developed characters.

“Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle! Maybe you can use this time to reflect on this misogynistic quest structure.”

Guide to Understanding the West: If we make obvious effort to not be racist against your culture, that means we think it’s pretty pathetic.

Science will never return your love.

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Posted: September 16, 2014 8:00 am

A new report shows that governments all over the world can now track you using your cell phone.

There’s only one way off the grid: email Lois Lerner.

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September 15, 2014

Posted: September 15, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Posted: September 15, 2014 9:00 pm

NOTE: Contains one NSFW line around the 55 second mark, and a censored swear.


[The Apple Watch (Parody)] (Viewer #1,592,421)

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Posted: September 15, 2014 8:00 pm

In Pennsylvania, a stolen life-size statue of Obama was found in a park with a 6-pack next to it.

Which is just about as effective as the real Obama’s strategy for dealing with ISIS.

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Posted: September 15, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Rubes Comic Strip]

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Posted: September 15, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Blarg via The Toast]

Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and The Order of Psycho-epistemology

[Think you have a link that's IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

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Posted: September 15, 2014 4:00 pm

A new poll shows that 34% of Mexicans would like to move to the USA.

I’m guessing the other 66% already have.

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Posted: September 15, 2014 2:00 pm

It’s the best coverage Jim ever had and it came just in time: http://ofa.bo/f0l0 #ThisIsWhy

@BarackObama

“It’s similar to the awesome coverage Joe, Tim, Larry, and Steve once had, but which they can no longer afford.”

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Posted: September 15, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new poll shows President Obama is losing popularity among women because…

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Posted: September 15, 2014 11:00 am

New Crowder video where he explores exactly what is moderate Islam compared to ISIS:

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Posted: September 15, 2014 10:00 am

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[Glenn McCoy - GoComics]

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Posted: September 15, 2014 9:08 am

Main things ruining all of President Obama’s plans:
1. Individual liberty
2. The Constitution
3. Biden getting chocolate on everything

It was nice how Peter raised Tabitha from the dead, but couldn’t he have also gotten people to stop calling her “Dorcas.”

When the U.S. tries giving peace a chance, we get really restless within a couple weeks.

It’s cute when little kids say they want to be president one day and then draw out Iraq invasion plans in crayon.

I once was in a drunken brawl with Sarah Palin, but I didn’t mention it because she beat me up pretty bad.

Called me a “moose sympathizer” and suddenly she was this hurricane of fists and elbows.

I didn’t mention it because I was kinda embarrassed and I just thought it was a common occurrence when visiting Alaska.

Playing “Mark of the Ninja.” I was hoping the protagonist in it would be named Mark so the title would have a double meaning.

If you’re acting like it’s weird Sarah Palin suplexed a guy into a table, then you obviously haven’t been in very many drunken brawls.

“I should have said, ‘The jerk store called; they’re running out of you!'” I uttered hours later when I awoke in the burn ward.

Actually, I think if you made a gun’s trigger out of a strand of hair, it would be pretty much impossible to fire.

This gas pump needs to update its drawing of a cellphone. Whoops; took the picture with my cellphone.

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Posted: September 15, 2014 8:00 am

Venezuela’s food shortage is so bad the country is mandating that people scan their fingerprints at grocery stores in order to keep people from buying too much food.

Which might help… if the shortages were caused by too much food-buying instead of too much socialism.

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