September 2, 2014

Posted: September 2, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Posted: September 2, 2014 9:00 pm


[Making an Emmy Statue] (Viewer #8,947)

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Posted: September 2, 2014 8:00 pm

An Arizona sheriff said that ICE told him to release illegals and “treat them as any other citizen”.

So… they want him to eavesdrop on their phone calls?

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Posted: September 2, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Cheezburger]

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Posted: September 2, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

If you skim headlines on the internet, odds are you’ve heard of this guy and his amazing powers:

Florida Man: The Cosplay

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Posted: September 2, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: September 2, 2014 4:00 pm

In Philadelphia, a disgruntled ex-cop carrying a loaded gun bypassed metal detectors at a federal building and entered the FBI’s office after flashing a fake police badge.

Just waiting for liberals to start demanding better metal detectors.

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Posted: September 2, 2014 2:00 pm

LIVE: President Obama delivers remarks about improving health care quality and access for veterans. http://ofa.bo/q0WN

@BarackObama

“You know… that thing I could’ve done any time in the last 6 years and didn’t.”

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Posted: September 2, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hackers hit President Obama’s iCloud account and discovered…

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Posted: September 2, 2014 10:00 am

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[Michael Ramirez - Investor's Business Daily]

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Posted: September 2, 2014 9:20 am

FUN FACT: Feminism was invented by Virginia Slims cigarettes as a marketing ploy.

Are progressives theoretically willing to shoot people over plastic bags? If someone keeps using them, you’ll send people with guns to stop them?

It’s a good idea to take nude photos of yourself in case you forget what you look like nude and don’t have time to take your clothes off.

This is all good news for my new business, SecureNudeStorage.com .

Jennifer Lawrence is just happy hackers didn’t get that video of her pretending to be Darth Maul.

They allow nude pictures on the internet?

Most women’s hard drives are filled up with nothing but recipes they saved from Pinterest and nude selfies.

There are still unions in the 21st century?

What happened to the dinosaurs was they unionized and were replaced by more efficient mammals.

Why do we need a day to celebrate laborers? It’s not a charitable service they’re providing; they get paid for it.

Please, leave gaming a refuge from stupid politics. I just want to blow up and kill things in peace. #GamerGate

The tolerance police are basically the modern day puritans. We need less tolerance for the insufferably self-righteous.

Before taking nude photos, make sure to weigh the best possible outcome of that versus the risks.

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Posted: September 2, 2014 8:00 am

A new app tells you if the business you’re shopping at leans right politically.

Or, you can just check for their name in a Supreme Court case title.

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September 1, 2014

Posted: September 1, 2014 10:00 pm


[Cat gets caught barking by a human and resumes meowing] (Viewer #19,493,135)

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Posted: September 1, 2014 8:00 pm

During a speech in Hawaii, Secretary of State John Kerry said the global impact of climate change is “the biggest challenge of all that we face right now.”

Tell that to Christians in Muslim countries.

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Posted: September 1, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Neatorama]

Cookville Police Department

Actually I’m leaning toward “best”, if only for the animated smoke coming off the picture frames on the K-9 page.

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Posted: September 1, 2014 3:00 pm


[13 Magic Tricks in 2 Minutes] (Viewer #262,986)

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Posted: September 1, 2014 12:00 pm

Out in Hollywood, the world’s smallest woman has scored a TV acting job.

In an upcoming bio-pic, she’ll be playing the part of Harry Reid’s conscience.

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Posted: September 1, 2014 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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August 31, 2014

Posted: August 31, 2014 10:00 pm


[PEELING A PINEAPPLE CLEAN AND EASY] (Viewer #928,450)

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Posted: August 31, 2014 8:00 pm

A new report shows that the Obama administration released more than 600 illegal immigrants with criminal convictions.

So… they’re still just “undocumented”, even though their crimes weren’t?

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