May 3, 2016

Posted: May 3, 2016 2:00 pm

The Paris Agreement is a big deal. #ActOnClimate

@BarackObama

“Notice I didn’t say it was a ‘good’ deal.”

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Posted: May 3, 2016 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama’s new program for illegal immigrants includes…

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Posted: May 3, 2016 10:00 am

Oh, I hope it doesn’t come to this. But just in case…

VoteTrump

And thanks to walruskkkch for the image.

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Posted: May 3, 2016 8:00 am

A new Hillary campaign email offers donors their very own official “woman card”.

Good. Maybe it’ll help eliminate confusion in states with transgender bathroom laws.

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Posted: May 3, 2016 7:00 am

20160430LisaBenson
[Lisa Benson – GoComics]

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May 2, 2016

Posted: May 2, 2016 10:00 pm

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Posted: May 2, 2016 9:00 pm


[Is Glass a Liquid?] (Viewer #1,466,585)

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Posted: May 2, 2016 8:00 pm

A dash-cam in Southern California captured images of a giant green fireball streaking across the sky.

Officials are not sure if that the was the state’s economy actually collapsing or just a metaphor.

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Posted: May 2, 2016 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Posted: May 2, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Your Daily Dose of Vitamin Fred]

They should have bought life insurance

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Posted: May 2, 2016 4:00 pm

Scientists now say that an underground volcano in Idaho would pose a huge threat to the nation if it erupted.

Yeah, it’d be horrible. Potatoes falling out of the sky like a national Irish air raid.

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Posted: May 2, 2016 2:00 pm

“Bold action on climate change matters. #ActOnClimate”

@BarackObama

“Notice I didn’t say it ‘worked'”

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Posted: May 2, 2016 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Outside of a Trump rally, protesters waved signs saying…

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Posted: May 2, 2016 8:00 am

A new poll shows that 51% of American voters believe that the system US political parties use to pick their candidates for the White House is “rigged”.

The other 49% say it’s completely fair, like the refs in WWE.

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Posted: May 2, 2016 7:00 am

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[Glenn McCoy – GoComics]

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May 1, 2016

Posted: May 1, 2016 10:00 pm

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Posted: May 1, 2016 8:00 pm

A spokesman for Hillary Clinton’s campaign said she would consider an all-female ticket if she wins the nomination in July.

So… as a matter of assassination insurance, where is she going to find a woman less competent to be President than herself? Is Joe Biden getting “the surgery”?

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Posted: May 1, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Tree Lobsters]

Host of Problems

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Posted: May 1, 2016 3:00 pm


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Posted: May 1, 2016 12:00 pm

The State Department announced that the US government would be buying 32 tons of nuclear material from Iran.

Let me guess… they’ll be paying enough so that Iran can buy 64 more tons from North Korea.

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