Cartoon of the Day – Change

Michael P. Ramirez
[Michael P. Rameriz]

The more things change, the more things remain the same.

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Monday Night Open Thread

I need to floss more.

[The YouTube]

What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to talk about? It’s Monday Night Open Thread and you control the topic of conversation.

Who wants to start?

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Deliver It to Sacramento via Bicycle

Now in the works in California: a bill to ban gasoline-powered cars.

I’m sure it’ll pass. If it exempts Jerry Brown’s limo.

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I Know It’s Perfectly Safe, But It Still Makes Me Feel All Squirmy

[Penn & Teller: The great nail gun trick] (Viewer #1,353,914)

I’m just really impressed at how fast he does the double-taps.

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Link of the Day: Bet Donald Rumsfeld Could Get Away With It, Though

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Satire – Mattis vows to kill next person who calls him ‘Mad Dog’

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What’s Stopping Us?

Some scientists now claim the human race has peaked, with mankind reaching its maximum limits for height, lifespan, and physical performance.

Maybe. On the other hand, Obamacare might still get repealed.

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Song Parody: Everyone Must Get Safe Zones (with apologies to Bob Dylan)

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Well, they’ll moan at ya when you’re trying to be so good
They’ll moan at ya just-a like Hollywood
They’ll moan at ya when you’re tryin’ to not be homo
Then they’ll moan at ya if yau put on Perry Como
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get safe zones.

Well, they’ll moan at ya from their tent on Wall Street
They’ll moan at ya in your Senate seat
They’ll moan at ya with a speech from the Floor
They’ll moan at ya when you question Common Core
But I would not feel so half-grown
Everybody must get safe-zones.

They’ll moan at what ya eat at the table
They’ll moan at ya — especially on cable!
They’ll moan at ya when you’re tryin’ to make a buck
They’ll moan at ya and they’ll call you a cuck
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get safe-zones.

Well, they’ll moan at you and say that it’s the end
Then they’ll moan that temps are rising again
They’ll moan at you if you’re riding in your car
They’ll moan at you if you vet folks from Qatar
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get safe-zones.

Well, they’ll moan at you when you’re walkin’ on a pier
And they’ll free the armed illegal felons to your rear
They’ll moan until they get awards for being so brave
Moanin’ noon and night: no time to shave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get safe-zones.

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Straight Line of the Day: The New Netflix Series About JFK Reveals His Darkest Secret…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The new Netflix series about JFK reveals his darkest secret

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The Illustrated Walruskkkch: It’s What the Government Is Best At

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Yeah, and I Like Hugging Foamy-Mouthed Puppies, Too

A new survey shows that half of humans believe in alien life and want to make contact.

The other half have seen “To Serve Man

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Sunday Night Open Thread

I love old movies.

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What’s your passion? Or at least, the passion of the moment? This is the platform to share what’s on your mind. It’s Sunday Night Open Thead/

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The Illustrated Frank J: This Should Pay Off the Debt in a Couple Years

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Link of the Day: Roboburka!

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Satire – Saudi Arabia beheads first female robot citizen

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His Story Has a Happy Ending, Sorta Like Saddam’s

[History vs. Che Guevara – Alex Gendler] (Viewer #500,445)

Huh… Che was even worse than I thought.

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Relax. They’re Just Numbers. Not Like They Actually Mean Anything

OOPS! Scientists have discovered that climate alarmists faked sea level data to make it look like the oceans are rising.

Hey! I should try that with my gas tank & save money on fill-ups.

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