October 21, 2014

Posted: October 21, 2014 7:00 am

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October 20, 2014

Posted: October 20, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Posted: October 20, 2014 9:00 pm

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Posted: October 20, 2014 8:00 pm

Maryland’s Democrat Governor Martin O’Malley said that “WiFi is a human right”.

Absolutely. As long as you pay the bills your provider sends.

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Posted: October 20, 2014 7:00 pm

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Posted: October 20, 2014 6:00 pm

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REPORT: US Failure To Confront ISIS Could Lead To Jews Pulling Off Another 9/11

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Posted: October 20, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: October 20, 2014 4:00 pm

White House adviser Dan Pfeiffer told people not to worry about Ebola entering the country, because “the President’s focused on this every day.”

Wait… veterans-memorial-focused or Mexican-border-focused?

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Posted: October 20, 2014 2:00 pm

President Obama: While affordable health care might still be a threat to freedom on Fox News, it’s working pretty well in the real world.

@BarackObama

“It’s true! Just ask ratings giant MSNBC!”

So… is anyone on Twitter using #RealWorldObamacare yet? As in “Got dropped by my insurance and no one’s taking new Medicare signups. Thanks Obama! #RealWorldObamacare” or “My ‘full-time’ job just cut me back to 29 hours a week. You know why. #RealWorldObamacare”

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Posted: October 20, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Under Obama’s new immigration plan, you can only get deported…

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Posted: October 20, 2014 11:31 am

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Now on the White House’s List of Things That Reporters Aren’t Allowed to Mention…

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Posted: October 20, 2014 9:17 am

I feel much better about Ebola now that we have a partisan crony in charge of things.

“Ebola is not dangerous. To prove it, I will drink this big mug of Ebola.” -Obama’s Ebola czar

No travel ban when people in Britain got mad cow disease, but the government did issue a warning not to eat the brains of English people.

The average human uses only 10% of his pancreas. Think of what could happen if he used 100%.

“Siri, what’s Ebola?” -Obama’s Ebloa czar

“Instead of focusing on the negative, let’s focus on the millions.. maybe thousands now… who don’t have Ebola.” -Ebola czar, year from now

Oh, the Ebola czar is good at management? And Obama has shown such an ability to recognize people who are good at management.

It’s not giving me confidence how the new Ebola czar jumps up on a chair and start shrieking anytime anyone near him sneezes.

Listen to scientists? You mean those losers who can’t figure out where 85% of the matter in the universe is?

At some point most of the misanthropes went from the racist side to the “pro-tolerance” side.

“I’m pro-science except when science goes against my politics.” -the left, everyone else

Want to feel old? The girl who played Rudy on The Cosby Show died of old age ten years ago.

“Beige… it’s the color of the future!” -a lot of convincing salesmen in the 70s, apparently

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Posted: October 20, 2014 8:00 am

One Detroit homeowner is offering to swap a two-story brick colonial on Detroit’s east side for a new iPhone 6.

It’s a good trade for the iPhone owner… as long as he doesn’t have to take the rest of city, too.

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Posted: October 20, 2014 7:00 am

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October 19, 2014

Posted: October 19, 2014 10:00 pm


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Posted: October 19, 2014 8:00 pm

During his weekly address, President Obama said the economic recovery was a “direct result” of his decisions.

While the rise of ISIS was just a bungle from his national security team.

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Posted: October 19, 2014 6:00 pm

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Complicated Mechanisms Explained in simple animations

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My niece Sarah sent me this video of the CDC director’s “evolving” language on Ebola. Simultaneously funny and tragic.

Normally I’d embed it, but it’s got autoplay, and I can’t get it to shut off, so you just get a link.

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Posted: October 19, 2014 3:00 pm

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Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.


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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

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Posted: October 19, 2014 12:00 pm

On Ebola, CDC director Thomas Frieden said “we’re confident that we won’t see a large number of cases from this”.

Don’t worry, the government has it under control. After all it’s not something complicated like, you know, rolling out a web site.

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Posted: October 19, 2014 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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