The Illustrated Frank J: The Left Is Honestly Puzzled By This

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And Heading My List of Fake Republicans…

Republican Congressman Ron Paul has released a list of “fake news” journalists.

I’ll forgo trolling libertarians in favor of noting that a list of real news journalists would’ve been quicker to write.

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Link of the Day: Satire – Chelsea Clinton Wants to be a Politician like Her Mother Hillary

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Chelsea Clinton Wants to be a Politician like Her Mother Hillary

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I Didn’t Know This – Origins of the Fahrenheit Scale

[What the Fahrenheit?!] (Viewer #965,185)

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Easy Fix: Just Force Them to Use a Larger Font

A new study shows that forcing fast food chains to put calorie counts on their menus has not affected people’s eating habits.

Good. Now let McDonald’s sue the FDA for the expense of printing all that useless propaganda and see how that affects regulatory habits.

[Note: I wrote the headline as a joke. Turns out that was an actual recommendation in the article]

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Trump May Have a Point on This One

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The Illustrated Frank J: When You Point a Finger, Three Point Back at You

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Mostly I Love This for The Chorus

[Tough Decisions – Music Video] (Viewer #624,692)

The ending was pretty weak, so lower your expectations after the 2-minute mark. Or bail if you want. But it’s good until then.

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Maybe Obama Didn’t Think This One Through

President Obama said we need “to make sure that the benefits of the global economy are shared by more people.”

OK… so then why does Obamacare cover birth control?

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I *Wish* Liberals Were This Consistent…

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Link of the Day: Satire – Doomsday Prepper Has No Idea What To Do With All This Ammo Now

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Doomsday prepper has no idea what to do with all this ammo now

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Common Sense & Starbucks

Some Republican voters are trolling Starbucks baristas by telling them their name is “Trump” so they have to write it on the coffee cup and say it out loud when it’s ready.

I love tweaking libs as much as the next guy, but my definition of clever ain’t “make someone angry and then take a cup of fluid from them that you didn’t watch them prepare”

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Obama Warned Us – Obamacare

Obamacare has helped millions of Americans gain the peace of mind that comes with coverage.
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“And helped millions more wonder how long their coverage will last before their provider quits the health insurance business entirely”

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Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Said Michelle Will Never Run for Office. What Will She Do Instead?

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

President Obama said Michelle will never run for office. What will she do instead?

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Yeah, Those Are Going to Be Missed Like the Berlin Wall

Trump is already planning to 50 regulations that cost Americans $42 billion a year.

And those are just the ones Obama’s gonna shove through before January 20.

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