At a DNC event, President Obama dismissed the idea that America is the “greatest country on earth” as just “a cliche”.
Of course, since Obama’s been president, it’s more like “nostalgia”.
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Anthony Weiner Fails a Background Check
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- Upper level White House personnel are reporting that President Obama passed away three years ago in a bizarre golf cart jousting accident, and to save the country from a President Biden, the administration has been keeping up appearances using a combination of look-a-likes and a Weekend at Bernie’s style ruse. Unable to distinguish one clean, articulate black man from another, Biden remains clueless of the situation and hasn’t yet attempted to seize control of the government.
- Anonymous White House staffers are reporting a cellphone conversation overheard between Harry Reid and President Obama. The President is reported to have said, “You better come through for me, Harry. Remember, I find Mormon souls particularly tasty.”
Send to KindleWashington, DC is considering requiring gun buyers to purchase a $250,000 insurance policy.
Um, wouldn’t requiring robbery insurance for people who DON’T buy guns make more sense?
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- Joe Biden’s condition was upgraded to stable this morning after being gravely injured at a Tea Party rally where he got confused and accidentally attempted to burn himself in effigy.
- Anonymous though imminently reliable sources have revealed that the real Michael Jackson is being held captive in the White House cellar where he is forced to wrestle with Elvis in a vat of ebony and ivory pudding for the amusement of visiting foreign dignitaries.
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During the morning briefing, Jay Carney said that just because the IRS apologized doesn’t mean it did anything “inappropriate”.
Sure thing, Jay. Try using that line on you wife some time.
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All you need is a picture of someone with their mouth open, so I’m surprised no one’s sent me a picture of that slack-jawed idiot Tom Cruise yet.
Seriously, does that man have even one single moment of screen time where his mouth isn’t hanging open slightly?
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- In an act of rebellion, Sasha and Malia both got matching George Bush tramp stamps. Keeping their word, Barack and Michelle followed suit only to discover that the girls tattoos were temporary.
- Obama has been sleeping on the couch since Michelle checked the internet history on the Oval Office computer and found repeated visits to the Chippendales’ Reality Show Sites, So You Think You Can Strip and I Wanna be Like Magic Mike.
Send to KindleDefending the program, President Obama described Obamacare as the “largest health care tax cut in our history”.
Sure. And the Mojave is America’s largest rainforest.
Send to KindleThat is why we fight — in hopes of a day when we no longer need to.
BARACK OBAMA, speech at Arlington National Cemetery, Nov. 11, 2009
“Submitting to our enemies will accomplish this.”
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The reason Michelle Obama is considering an extended vacation…
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- Without acting in concert, Michelle, Sasha and Malia each entered Barack to be on the one way trip to colonize Mars.
- A bill was found in the oval office proposing that once a year a teenage boy and girl from each state will be sent to Washington DC to fight to the death for the amusement of the elites.
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Send to KindleAt a fundraiser, President Obama told donors that Republicans are making people “cynical about government”.
Yes, and “going out of business” signs make companies go bankrupt.
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