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OK, so if I’m understanding Carney and Obama and all the president’s men correctly, the only part of the federal government over which Obama has any insight or control is Seal Team Six?

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Bill Gates has reportedly paid $30 million for an original Da Vinci manuscript.

Big deal. We’ve all paid $800 billion for the original Obamacare bill.

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UN Special Operations Unit Wears Camouflage Helmets, Shoots At People

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And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

• E-mails between the White House and North Korea have surfaced implicating the President in fostering an agreement in which nuclear secrets are traded for the secret to Kim Jong Un’s recipe for Super Happy Puppy Platter.
• Confusing the DVD Joe was watching with a live feed from Iraq, Obama mistakenly ordered a drone strike on Bakkalakkadakka street, which still happened to be located in a warehouse in Hollywood, CA.  97 puppets were injured, many of them women, children and old people.  Hamas officials claim it was a wedding.

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Uh, oh.  I just got another Tax Court summons.  Looks like I’ve been targeted by the IRS.  I wonder why?  Is it because:

• They found out I attended my 6 year old daughter’s tea party.
• It turns out the tax benefit for purchasing a green vehicle has nothing to do with its color.
• I can’t claim the half dozen hobos I have shackled in my crawlspace as dependents.
• I voluntarily gave to charity and not the government.
• The lean-to in the backyard where I store the kids doesn’t count as a tax shelter.
• Blade 1, 2 and 3 are in my Netflix queue.
• Paying myself $20,000/year to homeschool my own kids cannot be written off as an education expense.
• Purchasing copious copies of Twilight novels to repurpose them as toilet paper can’t be written off as a recycling project.
• I’m not alleviated from the tax liability just because I’m selling those organs on the internet.
• Nor am I alleviated from the tax liability just because I’m paid for those organs under the table in white slaves.
• They expect me to pay FICA for each of my stolen identities.
• When I gift something to one of my other personalities, that isn’t considered a legally binding transaction for tax purposes.
• Not all of the pharmaceutical products I buy or sell count as medical expenses.
• I’ve been promoting homeschooling your hellions.
• They found out I was guest blogging here.

[Cross posted at Nuking Politics]

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One of the most durable and destructive legacies of discrimination is the way we’ve internalized a sense of limitation; how so many in our community have come to expect so little from the world and from themselves.

BARACK OBAMA, speech, Jul. 17, 2009

“But don’t worry… just keep voting Democrat and everything will be ok.”

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I was shocked — Shocked! — to learn that the chairman of the Democrat party in Georgia, an attorney named Mike Belon, is being disciplined by the State Bar.

Now, it’s only a Review Board Reprimand, which means no fine or suspension. I’m not sure if it even comes with a “don’t do that again.” What did he do? Well, according to WAOK radio:

The client had claimed Berlon failed to file paperwork as requested and paid an investigator without permission.

Berlon tells The Associated Press he takes responsibility for the miscommunication with the client on legal strategy.

So, a Democrat is supposed to be working for someone, but has no idea what the client wants, and it ends up costing the client more?

Heck, he’s presidential material. If you consider Obama presidential.

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Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The best advice Obama gave during his Morehouse College commencement speech…

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Was doing laundry Sunday. Of course, that meant a trip to the laundromat, which meant … Laundromat People.

Now, I fully realize that I’m now one of the Laundromat People, but that just makes me more qualified than others to comment on them.

Let me set the stage. The TV is on De Pelicula, and it’s showing a movie featuring masked Mexican wrestlers, girls in short shorts, and double-south-of-the-border rejects from The Final Sacrifice — complete with hockey hair.

Then, there’s the the kid on a leash running around. Little girl, three years old maybe, that was there with two women (possibly a mother and grandmother, but not sure). This isn’t a debate about putting kids on a leash. I’ll let Erick Erickson deal with that. No, I want to use the kid to make a point.

Now, if you weren’t paying attention, let me say the key part of this again: there’s a kid on a leash running around.

Think about that. If she’s on a leash, how is she running around? No, she’s not dragging the leash behind her. There’s a hand firmly attached to the leash.

No, she’s not leading the mother around. She’s carrying her own leash.

And that’s the problem with the government. We know it needs a leash, but we let it carry its own leash. And, it runs wild.

So, what do we do about it? The government, I mean. Do we grab the leash and hope it doesn’t bite us? (Think: IRS.)

Do we try to cage it?

What do we do about it? ‘Cause I got the feeling it’s sizing us up for something a little more restrictive than a leash.

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And to add to the growing list of Obama administration scandals.

• Extensive intelligence testing conducted by the DNC has concluded that Joe Biden really is the intellectual leader of the Democratic Party.
• Thirty-nine families in the upper Chicago area were killed recently when their community collapsed due to being improperly organized decades ago by a fledgling Obama.

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White House spokesman Jay Carney claimed the only edits made to Benghazi talking points after the attacks were “stylistic and non-substantive”.

I’m sure Nixon thought the same about his tape edits.

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A new magazine called Al Qaeda Airlines hit the internet last month and includes how-to guides for those interested in conducting terrorist attacks.

Here’s a tip: after suiting up with your bomb vest, give the detonate button a test-push before leaving home.

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Why?

Because:

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Soldiers Re-Invade Germany By Mistake, Reignite WWII

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