July 31, 2014

Posted: July 31, 2014 10:00 am

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Posted: July 31, 2014 8:00 am

In Hawaii, US Marines are field-testing a robotic pack mule that can carry up to 400 pounds.

No word on how many Taliban it will be traded for if captured.

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July 30, 2014

Posted: July 30, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Political Commentator]

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Posted: July 30, 2014 9:00 pm

I’m not a huge fan of Michael Bay movies, but I’ve seen some, and I found this video both enlightening and accurate.

WARNING: once you’re shown what makes a Michael Bay movie a Michael Bay movie, you will never be able to UNsee it, and it’ll jump out at you no matter WHAT movie you see it in (even in non-Bay flicks). So be aware that it can make it harder to immerse yourself in cinema.

CAUTION: contains some adult language in the movie clips

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Posted: July 30, 2014 8:00 pm

Illegal immigrants are now crossing the border at designated “environmental areas” in an effort to avoid capture.

Good. Maybe they’ll step on an endangered newt & the left will finally want to do something.

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Posted: July 30, 2014 7:00 pm

Matt Walsh considers the “Check Your Privilege” meme:

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And, in the end, what have we accomplished? You assume that by the mere fact of being a Caucasian male I’m as privileged and elite as the wealthy son of an oil tycoon, and I assume that you’re an oblivious, sheltered, brainwashed, insufferable liberal college student. We both negate the other based on the caricature we’ve painted, and then we go on with our lives. This whole exchange proves utterly pointless, but at least we get to stay in our comfort zones where our ideological opponents are narrow and manageable categories, rather than dynamic and uncontainable individuals.

But I guess that is the point, isn’t it? The ‘white male privilege’ shtick wasn’t invented to foster a dialogue, it was invented to suppress it. You tell someone to ‘check their privilege’ because you want to discount everything they just said. It’s a Get Out of Thinking card. It allows you to push wide swaths of people into a nice little box labeled ‘privileged’ and summarily disqualify every thought and idea they bring to the table.

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More here, but there’s some rough language ahead.

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Posted: July 30, 2014 6:00 pm

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Obama Extends Benefits to Non-Government Workers

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Posted: July 30, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: July 30, 2014 4:00 pm

The Border Patrol reports that illegal immigrants are coming in with diseases “we haven’t seen in decades”.

Expect a new documentary about it, “That 70s Cough”.

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Posted: July 30, 2014 2:00 pm

“I want to make sure the next revolution in manufacturing is happening right here in America.” —President Obama #OpportunityForAll
@BarackObama

“I call it ‘buying Chinese’”.

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Posted: July 30, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…

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Posted: July 30, 2014 10:00 am

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[Michael Ramirez - Investor's Business Daily]

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Posted: July 30, 2014 9:00 am

WH:”GOP not mentioning it, but discussing impeachment secretly. Saw some go into room that was for men only. Prolly to discuss impeachment.”

I believe we can get Hamas to agree to a ceasefire if they are all dead.

So basically all our parents would be arrested for neglect by today’s standards.

DSCC is sending out 2 mailers:
One to Dems: “GOP thinking of impeaching Obama!”
One to Republicans: “You should think of impeaching Obama.”

2008: “Hope and change!”
2014: “Maybe I can bait the Republicans into impeaching me to halt my cratering popularity.”

Did you know that Barack HUSSEIN Obama has never specifically promised to not murder all Americans?

Can’t another Navy SEAL punch Jesse Ventura in the face to make sure the story is true?

It’s nice how Hulu lets you choose which ad experience you prefer just like Zuul let the Ghostbusters choose their destroyer.

Did you know that the Germans have fifty words for “scowl” but no word for “happy”?

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Posted: July 30, 2014 8:00 am

During a stop in Texas, President Obama said “there’s a fine line between creativity and bad judgment”.

Although in Obama’s case, it’s more of a brick wall, and guess which side he’s stuck on.

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July 29, 2014

Posted: July 29, 2014 9:00 pm


[The legend of the flying tomato]

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Posted: July 29, 2014 8:00 pm

Nancy Pelosi said that deporting illegal immigrants would be like “sending them back into a burning building”.

Nancy’s solution: let them live in the fire station.

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Posted: July 29, 2014 7:00 pm

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Posted: July 29, 2014 6:00 pm

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2012 Sorta Fresh – January

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Posted: July 29, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: July 29, 2014 4:00 pm

During a recent speech, President Obama said “by almost every measure, we are better off than when I took office”.

And he’s got the numbers to prove it! Except they were on a hard drive that just crashed…

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