The Illustrated Frank J: Hillary Chose a Side in the Black Lives Matter Controversy

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Not Sure This Needed to Be 4 Minutes, But I Like the Concept

[PERFECT-TIMING VILLAIN | Chris & Jack] (Viewer #193,662)

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Did Oppo Make This Sign?

An Italian restaurant in Albuquerque is taking some heat for promoting one of its dishes with the phrase “Black Olives Matter”.

Me, I’m just happy the Republican Convention didn’t touch “Pokemon GOP”

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Those Who Don’t Know History Are Doomed to Rewrite It

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Link of the Day: Satire – Feminists Accuse Subway Of Sexism After Female Worker “Forced” To Make Male Customer a Sandwich

[High Praise! to The Daily Squat]

Feminists accuse Subway of sexism after female worker ‘forced’ to make male customer a sandwich

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…It’s How You Play the Game

In a recent speech, President Obama said “We don’t need careless accusations thrown around to score political points.”

That’s because liberals don’t keep score, so as to avoid hurting people’s feelings. However, everyone knows – no careless accusations, no participant ribbon.

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Obama Warned Us – Gun Violence Epidemic

Our country is facing a gun violence epidemic. Add your voice to those calling for action.
@BarackObama

“Don’t be like the NRA and actually DO something about not becoming a victim.”

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Straight Line of the Day: Now That Debbie Wasserman Schultz Is Out As DNC Chair, She’s Moving On To Her Next Job, Which Is…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now that Debbie Wasserman Schultz is out as DNC Chair, she’s moving on to her next job, which is…

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And More Explosive Leaks

Everyone is talking about the release of the DNC e-mails documenting the collusion to ensure Bernie didn’t get the nomination, but the media is ignoring the other more literal bombshells contained in the e-mail leaks.  I’m talking about the e-mails documenting how Huma is working with ISIS to make them more palatable to those in the new Clintonocracy.  Apparently, she was working with Baghdadi on a new ISIS ad campaign aimed at building bridges of commonality between ISIS and the left. One e-mail had a number of proposed slogans toward this end:

  • ISIS: We never use air conditioning.
  • ISIS: Reducing carbon emissions one death at a time.
  • ISIS: No lives matter.
  • ISIS: At least we aren’t Christian.
  • ISIS: We hated pigs long before BLM.
  • ISIS: We’re an equal opportunity exploder.
  • ISIS: We don’t care about Hillary’s server.  Our hackers have better things to hack.
  • ISIS: Fewer women molested per capita than the Bill Clinton White House.
  • ISIS: As Allah is our witness, we always thought homosexuals could fly.
  • ISIS: We were into microaggressions before it was cool – anthrax, bubonic plague, ebola….
  • ISIS: Making the world a safe space one beheading at a time.
  • ISIS: The science is settled – there is no God but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet.
  • ISIS: Death to American way of life.
  • ISIS: Borders? Allah doesn’t recognize those imaginary lines either.
  • ISIS: Admit it. Wouldn’t the convention have been more entertaining if Bernie were stoned during his speech?
  • ISIS: Shutting down free speech since 610 AD.
  • ISIS: Be honest.  Given the chance, wouldn’t you rough up a redneck.
  • ISIS: We love gun-free zones.
  • ISIS: Screw reparations. Isn’t it time to try white slavery?
  • ISIS: So, you say you have an overpopulation problem….
  • ISIS: We’ve always supported the fair and equal redistribution of limbs.
  • ISIS: The original SJWs – Sharia Justice Warriors.
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As Usual, Not a Well-Thought-Out Plan

A longtime White House adviser said that President Obama is hoping to be part of “a 16-year era of progressive rule”.

Don’t be silly. If we don’t take a decade of conservatism now & then, progressives won’t have any stuff to loot.

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Cartoon of the Day – Denial

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[Michael P. Ramirez]

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POTUS Speech DNC 2016

Obama said a lot of things in his speech to the DNC Convention.

I just wanted to point out the most important thing about it:

Obama eats dogs.

That is all.

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The Illustrated Frank J: And Who Am I to Say She Hasn’t Already?

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Wonder If This Is How Gilligan Did It?

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Frankly, I’m More Afraid of Government Regulations Making Food Prohibitively Expensive

A panicky report from Bloomberg News frets that Americans are buying gene-edited food that’s not clearly labeled “GMO”.

Part of me thinks that’s terrible. Part of me is hoping to accidentally acquire supercool spider powers.

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