February 9, 2016

Posted: February 9, 2016 9:00 pm


[“The Coke Bottle Gatling”: Craziest contraption ever?] (Viewer #1,080,609)

PS Yes, he made a full-auto version afterward, but you should watch the semi-auto version first to hear him explain in detail how it works.

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Posted: February 9, 2016 8:00 pm

During an interview in Time Magazine, Hillary Clinton said “I know what it’s like to be knocked down”.

…’onto a cushy pile of dollar bills raked in from my 6-figure speaking fees‘.

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Posted: February 9, 2016 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to AfterMath]

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Posted: February 9, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Concourse]

This is sort of a rebuttal to the [in]famous Road Runner Rules list.

It’s VERY long, and overfull of gratuitous swearing, but – as a long-time fan of the work of Chuck Jones – I found the piece insightful enough to overlook its flaws and share with you.

How Wile E. Coyote Explains The World

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Posted: February 9, 2016 4:00 pm

A 12-member panel, assembled by the National Academies of Sciences, Engineering and Medicine, concluded that it would be ethical for scientists to try to create babies that have genetic material from three different people.

Huh… what’s THAT birth certificate going to look like? “Mother”, “Father”, “Caitlyn”?

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Posted: February 9, 2016 2:00 pm

“Democracy breaks down when the average person feels their voice doesn’t matter.” – President Obama #SOTU

@BarackObama

“And if I don’t like your voice, it means you’re not average enough for me to listen to, so keep quiet, boat-rocker!”

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Posted: February 9, 2016 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Huh… turns out the reason women won’t vote for Hillary Clinton…

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Posted: February 9, 2016 8:00 am

At the IRS, a computer problem shut down the entire e-file system.

Lovely. Wait until the government is in charge of your heart/lung machine.

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Posted: February 9, 2016 7:00 am

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[Henry Payne – GoComics]

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February 8, 2016

Posted: February 8, 2016 10:00 pm

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Posted: February 8, 2016 9:00 pm

Possibly the worst use of autotune ever created, but the lyrics (which I liked) show up at the bottom of the video, so you can follow along


[LET ME BE CLEAR – A Song About President Obama’s Lies – Performed by Obama] (Viewer #10,839)

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Posted: February 8, 2016 8:00 pm

Iran’s Supreme Leader “It’s not clear if the Holocaust is a reality or not”.

Let me guess – they want a do-over just to be sure?

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Posted: February 8, 2016 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Posted: February 8, 2016 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

This Brilliant Generator Matches ‘Simpsons’ Quotes With Stills

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Posted: February 8, 2016 4:00 pm

A new report shows that hundreds of DHS badges, guns, and cell phones have been lost or stolen since 2012.

The good news: most agents still retain the bullet they keep in their shirt pockets.

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Posted: February 8, 2016 2:00 pm

“Our collective future depends on your willingness to uphold your obligations as a citizen.” — President Obama #SOTU

@BarackObama

“Also, on you being gullible enough to believe that American citizens are part of a collective.”

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Posted: February 8, 2016 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

In order to boost ratings on the next Clinton-Sanders debate…

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Posted: February 8, 2016 8:00 am

President Obama visited a mosque in Baltimore to acknowledge “the contributions Muslim Americans make to our nation”.

Oddly, the same reason many Americans visit One World Trade Center.

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Posted: February 8, 2016 7:00 am

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[Michael Ramirez – GoComics]

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February 7, 2016

Posted: February 7, 2016 10:00 pm

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