He was born last night (the ultimatum worked). See you all later.
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Not a taco with bacon in it, a taco MADE OUT OF BACON!:
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How badly has Obama lost Stewart? That joke at 3:28 should tell you something. Never thought Jon would go there.
Someone’s cruisin’ for an audit…
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If you don’t know CSNY’s “Ohio”, watch the video first so you get the tune in your head before reading this:
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IRS Agents and Holder coming,
We’re finally on our own.
This summer I see the obstructing,
More red tape by Ohio.
Gotta get down to it
IRS is obstructing the TEA Party down
Obama had it done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her taxed on the ground
How can you file when you know?
Gotta get down to it
IRS is taxing us down
Obama had it done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her taxed on the ground
How can you file when you know?
IRS Agents and Holder coming,
We’re finally on our own.
This summer I see the obstructing,
More red tape by Ohio.
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Army Determined To Eliminate All Operational Memory Of War On Terror
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Send to Kindle (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) (4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)The war does not end when you come home. It lives on in memories of your fellow soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines who gave their lives. It endures in the wound that is slow to heal, the disability that isn’t going away, the dream that wakes you at night, or the stiffening in your spine when a car backfires down the street.
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Feb. 27, 2009
“…or that sinking feeling of dread Jay Carney gets when he calls on a reporter from Fox News. I tell ya, the war on terror wouldn’t be so bad if people would just stop asking so many questions about it.”
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Joe Biden took out a second mortgage. What’s he need the money for?
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Someone on the internet noticed that, in superhero group shot, Wonder Woman was the only one doing a sexy pose:
And they wondered what the guys would look like in the same pose.
The results are a little… unsettling.
But I have to say, Aquaman looks perfectly natural that way:
Talking to fish: it’s not manly.
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You’ll need to be familiar with the song “El Paso” to fully enjoy this.
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
Send to Kindle (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Holder: “The dog ate my recusal letter. The President ate the dog.”
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) May 15, 2013
The main function of the White House is apparently to read 3-day old newspapers.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 15, 2013
Stop telling me that civil service people are “hard to fire.”That alone is a scandal…
— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) May 15, 2013
Hot singles in your area are eager to hunt you for sport.
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) May 15, 2013
The olive oil store near my home: oil in stainless steel urns, hand written, pretentious placards. If only I could pay w/white-hot loathing.
— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson) May 16, 2013
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