October 23, 2014

Posted: October 23, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Posted: October 23, 2014 9:00 pm


[John Coulter's WEIRDEST LOCK ON EARTH!!] (Viewer #1,542,687)

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Posted: October 23, 2014 8:00 pm

The producer of an anti-Obamacare movie was “coincidentally” hit with his first IRS audit ever.

Looks like it’s gonna be another busy day in the IRS’s IT department.

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Posted: October 23, 2014 7:00 pm

“On any given day, 49% of US adults will eat at least one sandwich.”

The data comes from the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey conducted by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. It’s based on interviews with more than 5,000 adults age 20 and older who were asked about absolutely everything they ate on two separate days.

Yeah, that’s the kind of thing the CDC is spending your money on.

But, on the bright side, they’ve discovered the 25 most popular sandwich fillings in the process.

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Posted: October 23, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Springer's Blog]

Ebola…A “War Without A General”

Just so ya know, Springeraz of Nuking Politics has opened up a blog of his own for stuff that doesn’t fit the NP theme (although some stuff – like the above entry – will be cross-posts). Go over & say “howdy”.

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Posted: October 23, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: October 23, 2014 4:15 pm

Since we all know that terrorism is about US foreign policy and nothing else, the attacks in Canada are quite baffling.  What could be the explanation?  I’m pretty sure the real reason is some combination of these:

  • To artificially inflate maple syrup prices. The Prime Minister and Big Maple are ultimately behind it.
  • If I hear someone say ‘aboot’ one more time, I might snap too.
  • The mullets made them do it.
  • The border between Canada and the US was so porous it appeared invisible, and the terrorists thought they were in America.
  • Canadian beards don’t give off that ‘insane and fanatical’ vibe they jihadiss are looking for.
  • ‘Hoser’ means something very different in Arabic.
  • The Lumberjack Song violated the Quran.
  • The South Park Movie finally made it to Syria, and the terrorists thought it was a documentary.
  • Due to an autocorrect error, ISIS ended up texting all its members to read The Protocols of the Elders of Ottawa.
  • They got mad when they took their daughters down to the government health clinic only to find that female genital mutilation wasn’t covered in Canada.
  • Due to a typographical error, an e-mail sent to all ISIS cells called for death to the Yews.
  • They were too scared to come to America to attack due to the way the Obama administration has bungled that whole ebola thing.
  • Despite Canada’s liberal marriage laws, the jihadis were still forbidden from wedding their goats.
  • They meant to target America, but their maps were as medieval as their world view.
  • It was righteous vengeance for the unholy thrashing the Canadians meted out to the Turkish hockey team.
  • It was just recompense for Canada’s interference during the Iran Hostage Crisis.
  • It was just recompense for Celine Dion and Sarah Maclachlan.
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Posted: October 23, 2014 4:00 pm

A new report shows that US life expectancy rose again and death rates fell.

Oh, look… one of the few things the left WON’T say is a result of global warming.

Not that it is, but neither is anything else.

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Posted: October 23, 2014 2:00 pm

“Let’s keep reforming our education system so young people at every level have the same shot at success.” —President Obama #AmericaLeads

@BarackObama

“Zero.”

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Posted: October 23, 2014 12:35 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Ron Klain’s First Job As the New Ebola Czar…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

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Posted: October 23, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Hillary Clinton raked in a record $2.1 million in one fundraiser. How did she do it?

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Posted: October 23, 2014 9:13 am

Oh, little girls dropping f-bombs for feminism. Great idea, because the one problem with feminism is it’s not angry enough.

When a disaster happens, I’m always afraid of getting caught in the stampede of people racing to lecture everyone not to overreact.

Is the reason they ask for a photo ID when you go through security at an airport to keep minorities off planes? If so, I’m against that.

All those against #GamerGate want to do is hatefully dismiss large groups of people and suffer no consequences. For social justice.

Why so many shooters and such who are recent converts to Islam? They aren’t saving “don’t murder people” for advanced Islam, are they?

It could be the party with a long history of voter fraud claiming voter fraud never happens is why voter ID has 70% support.

As a child, I was always deathly afraid of the boogie man coming out of my closet in the middle of the night and starting a dance party.

So I watched the Avengers Age of Ultron trailer, and it looks sorta, well– GAHH!! I CAN’T WAIT! I WANT TO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW!!!

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Posted: October 23, 2014 8:00 am

A new poll shows that only 24% of Americans say they have “confidence” in Obama’s plan for the economy.

The other 76% say they have confidence in the 22nd Amendment’s plan for Obama.

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Posted: October 23, 2014 7:00 am

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October 22, 2014

Posted: October 22, 2014 10:00 pm

Only $500 from Etsy. Yeah, it’s expensive, but can you really put a price on unassailable nerd cred?

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Posted: October 22, 2014 9:00 pm


[Lego The Hobbit in 72 Seconds] (Viewer #200,720)

Technically, it contains spoilers if you haven’t read the book, since the third movie’s not out yet.

On the bright side: no Radagast the Brown – live-action Jar-Jar of wizards.

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Posted: October 22, 2014 8:00 pm

Despite putting out a book critical of the President, former CIA director Leon Panetta said “I am very loyal”.

Nope, sorry. In this administration, that’s defined as “STAYS under the bus”.

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Posted: October 22, 2014 7:00 pm

It’s a real thing, coming to a store near you soon.

I hate to be a pessimist, but I just know my first thought when I peel back the lid will be “these bacon chunks need to be bigger”.

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Posted: October 22, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Day by Day Cartoon]

Normally I’d embed this, but it’s a Sunday cartoon, so it’s too big for this page:

Day by Day cartoon for 10-19-14

I’m sending you partly for the “special edition” Obama poster in the second panel, but also for the pithy summary of the Ebola timeline. When you lay the events out straight like that, Obama looks even more crooked and inept than usual.

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(Submitted by Les of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

Million Lines of Code

No matter how much or how little you read on the way down, make sure you get to the bottom.

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Posted: October 22, 2014 5:00 pm

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