May 19, 2013
Waffle Breakfast Taco:
Ok, Taco Bell, we’ll give you a few weeks to test market this, but if you don’t have a bacon version ready by July, prepare to face our wrath.
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Obama Proud of NBA Player Coming Out as Brony
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(No Ratings Yet)NOTE: In order to maximize the laziness of my Sunday mornings, the new regular posting time of lolbama! will be 3pm.
Submit entries to lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ‘em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
From James:
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From Kris:
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One more from Kris, but you’ll have to click the link because it’s marginally NSFW.
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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
Kris for knowing his exterminating company mascots.
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
IMAGE SOURCES: Lots of great Obama pics to be found at the White House Flickr page.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Asked About Secretly Obtaining Phone Records on AP Journalists, Eric Holder…”
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If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)May 18, 2013
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In answer to the straight line “Asked about secretly obtaining phone records on AP journalists, Eric Holder…”, Rodney responded as follows:
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said, “I wasn’t acting as AG… I’m really only half AG…
Take it away Eric the Orchestra Leader
A-one, two, a-one two three four
Half AG, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, be not AG.
But half AG has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D’you see?
But can AG be said to be
Or not to be an entire AG
When half the AG is not AG
Due to some recent perjury?
-singing
La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half AG.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half AG.
Is this wretched dumb-AG,
Half-asleep, caught by AP,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It’s Eric the half AG!
Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half AG.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half AG.
I love this jive, employee-ee,
bisected incidentally,
One summer afternoon by AP,
Loved just like Jay Carney.
Loved just like Jay Carney,
Semi-Jay Carney.
The End”
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Classic Nuke – Obama Job Interview
Keln originally wrote this post in July of 2012. Given the recent glaring examples of Obama’s chronic ineptitude and underqualification for his current position, I’d say this piece is more relevant than ever.
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Shave like a man. Like a manly, baconly man!
There is a secret code amongst all men that consists of three B’s. Each of these B’s symbolizes one facet of what men consider manly: Bacon, Beards, and Boyz II Men. Some say the last B is Backstreet Boys, but we say that makes 4 B’s and ruins everything. The three B’s of Manliness require daily completion so that an individual may leave his home at his peak manliness. This can be easily completed with breakfast, a shave, and “On Bended Knee.” But, if you don’t have the time for three things, may we suggest consolidating the first two with Bacon Shaving Cream.
Just like the ladies sneaking in blue Chucks on their wedding day for something blue, Bacon Shaving Cream removes the necessity for breakfast and frees up more time to beat rush hour traffic. Or, it lets you listen to a second track from the hit album “II”. Every man needs the three B’s and some days there just isn’t enough time. So, consolidate like a man.
Huh… I always thought the 3rd B of manliness was “Bieber“…
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Not a taco with bacon in it, a taco MADE OUT OF BACON!:
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)May 17, 2013
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How badly has Obama lost Stewart? That joke at 3:28 should tell you something. Never thought Jon would go there.
Someone’s cruisin’ for an audit…
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If you don’t know CSNY’s “Ohio”, watch the video first so you get the tune in your head before reading this:
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IRS Agents and Holder coming,
We’re finally on our own.
This summer I see the obstructing,
More red tape by Ohio.
Gotta get down to it
IRS is obstructing the TEA Party down
Obama had it done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her taxed on the ground
How can you file when you know?
Gotta get down to it
IRS is taxing us down
Obama had it done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her taxed on the ground
How can you file when you know?
IRS Agents and Holder coming,
We’re finally on our own.
This summer I see the obstructing,
More red tape by Ohio.
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Army Determined To Eliminate All Operational Memory Of War On Terror
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(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)The war does not end when you come home. It lives on in memories of your fellow soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines who gave their lives. It endures in the wound that is slow to heal, the disability that isn’t going away, the dream that wakes you at night, or the stiffening in your spine when a car backfires down the street.
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Feb. 27, 2009
“…or that sinking feeling of dread Jay Carney gets when he calls on a reporter from Fox News. I tell ya, the war on terror wouldn’t be so bad if people would just stop asking so many questions about it.”
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