May 17, 2013

Posted: May 17, 2013 11:36 am

He was born last night (the ultimatum worked). See you all later.

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May 18, 2013

Posted: May 18, 2013 12:00 pm

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Not a taco with bacon in it, a taco MADE OUT OF BACON!:

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Posted: May 18, 2013 8:00 am

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[ref 1,ref 2]

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May 17, 2013

Posted: May 17, 2013 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Posted: May 17, 2013 9:00 pm

[NOTE: contains censored adult language]


[Daily Show direct link]

How badly has Obama lost Stewart? That joke at 3:28 should tell you something. Never thought Jon would go there.

Someone’s cruisin’ for an audit…

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Posted: May 17, 2013 8:00 pm

[High Praise! to zzyzx]

If you don’t know CSNY’s “Ohio”, watch the video first so you get the tune in your head before reading this:
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IRS Agents and Holder coming,
We’re finally on our own.
This summer I see the obstructing,
More red tape by Ohio.

Gotta get down to it
IRS is obstructing the TEA Party down
Obama had it done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her taxed on the ground
How can you file when you know?

Gotta get down to it
IRS is taxing us down
Obama had it done long ago.
What if you knew her
And found her taxed on the ground
How can you file when you know?

IRS Agents and Holder coming,
We’re finally on our own.
This summer I see the obstructing,
More red tape by Ohio.

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Posted: May 17, 2013 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Day by Day]

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Posted: May 17, 2013 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Duffel Blog]

Army Determined To Eliminate All Operational Memory Of War On Terror

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Posted: May 17, 2013 4:00 pm

[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]

[ref 1,ref 2]

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Posted: May 17, 2013 2:00 pm

The war does not end when you come home. It lives on in memories of your fellow soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines who gave their lives. It endures in the wound that is slow to heal, the disability that isn’t going away, the dream that wakes you at night, or the stiffening in your spine when a car backfires down the street.

BARACK OBAMA
, speech, Feb. 27, 2009

“…or that sinking feeling of dread Jay Carney gets when he calls on a reporter from Fox News. I tell ya, the war on terror wouldn’t be so bad if people would just stop asking so many questions about it.”

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Posted: May 17, 2013 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Joe Biden took out a second mortgage. What’s he need the money for?

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Posted: May 17, 2013 9:00 am

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[Source: Michael Ramirez - GoComics]

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Posted: May 17, 2013 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Anonymiss of Nuking Politics]

Someone on the internet noticed that, in superhero group shot, Wonder Woman was the only one doing a sexy pose:

And they wondered what the guys would look like in the same pose.

The results are a little… unsettling.

But I have to say, Aquaman looks perfectly natural that way:

Talking to fish: it’s not manly.

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May 16, 2013

Posted: May 16, 2013 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to After Math]


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Posted: May 16, 2013 9:00 pm

[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

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Posted: May 16, 2013 8:00 pm

[NOTE: There are a LOT of swears in here, but they're all bleeped]


[Daily Show direct link]

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Posted: May 16, 2013 7:00 pm

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Yeah, it’s real

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Posted: May 16, 2013 6:00 pm

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“Talking Points”….followup

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May the Cinco be With You

You’ll need to be familiar with the song “El Paso” to fully enjoy this.

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Posted: May 16, 2013 5:48 pm

Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Crime Has Gotten So Out of Control in Chicago…

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

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Posted: May 16, 2013 5:00 pm

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