April 27, 2015

Posted: April 27, 2015 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new poll shows that a majority of voters think that Hillary Clinton…

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Posted: April 27, 2015 11:00 am

A new EconPop from Emergent Order, this one on the movie The Shawshank Redemption and supply and demand:

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Posted: April 27, 2015 8:00 am

Commenting on the poor turnout at Hillary’s first Iowa rally, the host of the event said “that’s not her greatest strength”.

Of course not. That would be her uncanny skills at hard drive cleaning.

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Posted: April 27, 2015 7:52 am

I have a special ring which shows I’m a member of the patriarchy. Or maybe it’s just my wedding ring.

The Republican who can beat Hillary is whichever one can successfully summon a Patronus.

Why are we acting like it’s bad Harry Reid was beaten up by the mob. Would we rather he was good friends with the mob?

How many more decades of this until we admit the War on Stars has failed?

His hair isn’t gray because Wookies live for centuries, people! How do you not know this? What do they teach in schools?

Is my novel better than Star Wars? Well, it’s at least better than the Star Wars novelizations. Of which I only read The Phantom Menace.

With these Star Wars sequels, will we finally get the answer about what ultimately happened to Jar Jar Binks?

Actually, I am legitimately curious in what happened to Naboo after everything. Maybe they used it for beta testing the Death Star.

“They elect teenage girls as queens? That’s stupid. Warm up the Death Star lasers.”

You think midichlorians are going to get mentioned in the new Star Wars movies, or are we all on board with pretending that never happened?

“The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. Anyone who bought midichorlian supplements at GNC has it.”

“I’m the good guy, Anakin. I’m the one who cares and can help save your wife. Now force choke this puppy to prove your loyalty.”
“Okay.”

Great, all this new Star Wars trailer is doing is reminding me how awful the prequels were.

Having watched the leaked trailer, I was surprised to find myself instantly siding with Ben Affleck Batman over that stuck up Superman.

We need some government PSAs about not taking video in portrait mode.

I’ll never forget where I was when Kennedy was shot: In the grassy knoll framing Lee Harvey Oswald.

The two things people despise the most these days are racism and white people.

Smart, self-driving vehicles used to be the most common mode of transportation, but people got tired of stepping in horse poop.

Wow. Five 12 hour days of shooting was pretty tiring. Can’t imagine what it’s like doing a feature. Well, one day…

My 4yo daughter had her first tee-ball game today. I lost count of the unforced errors.

Billy Joel is right: We didn’t start the fire. Other people did all that stuff in his song. This is all their fault.

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Posted: April 27, 2015 7:00 am

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April 26, 2015

Posted: April 26, 2015 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to Dinosaur Comics]

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Posted: April 26, 2015 8:00 pm

President Obama warned Iran that it must stop sending fighters into Iraq and respect that nation’s sovereignty.

Obama’s credible here. You don’t see HIM sending fighters to Iraq, now do you?

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Posted: April 26, 2015 6:00 pm

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Brian Williams Rescues Three Children In East Villiage Building Fire

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Posted: April 26, 2015 3:00 pm


[When Will We Run Out Of Names?] (Viewer #1,827,330)

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Posted: April 26, 2015 12:00 pm

CBS’s Elizabeth Palmer said that Iranian leaders chanting “death to America” was “more habit than conviction”.

Oh… sorta like when reporters deny liberal media bias.

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Posted: April 26, 2015 8:00 am

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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April 25, 2015

Posted: April 25, 2015 10:00 pm


[RMS Titanic: Fascinating Engineering Facts] (Viewer #178,942)

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Posted: April 25, 2015 8:00 pm

Hillary Clinton and her support groups are looking to raise $2.5 billion for her to win the White House.

What’s the plan this time? Cattle futures or Arkansas land development?

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Posted: April 25, 2015 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to CNS News]

The intro on this is a little too long if you’re already familar with the “make them bake cake” issue, so you can just skim down to where it says “What are Christians to do?” to get to the solution, which I thought was pretty clever.

A Way Out for Christian Wedding Businesses?

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Posted: April 25, 2015 3:00 pm

This video is in Japanese, and there are no English subtitles available, but you don’t need words to understand what’s going on, and it’s a thing of beauty to watch these gifted hands in action.


[The Fascinating Repairmen. #013 “The Book”] (Viewer #830,033)

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Posted: April 25, 2015 12:00 pm

President Obama praised Iran’s efforts in nuclear talks, saying “Iran has met all its obligations”.

Yes, stalling for time to make a bomb while making Obama appear diplomatic.

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Posted: April 25, 2015 8:00 am

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April 24, 2015

Posted: April 24, 2015 10:00 pm

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Posted: April 24, 2015 9:00 pm

I actually knew quite a bit of this because I had a friend who worked for Metal Container Corporation, and getting from disk to can was his job.


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Posted: April 24, 2015 8:00 pm

President Obama said that the nuclear deal with Iran has “succeeded exactly as intended”.

Ah… apparently the 21st century version of Pee-wee Herman’s “I meant to do that“.

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