Tuesday Night Open Thread

Didn’t I mention I went to Disney World recently?

Yeah. I mentioned it.

Because I did go to Disney World recently.

And I’m going again soon with other grandchildren.

[The YouTube]

While I ponder that, why don’t you come up with something to write about. A joke. A question. A nugget of wisdom. Anything. It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

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Which I’d Be All in Favor of Them Doing Anyway

After nearly eight years, the Internal Revenue Service finally granted tax-exempt status to the Albuquerque Tea Party.

Wow… it would’ve taken less time to walk across the country and throw the IRS into Boston Harbor.

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MORE Fun With Crossbows

[Crossbow Extreme: Home Made, 300 lb, Flesh Eating Bolts!] (Viewer #222,300)

Whatever you’re using for ammo in your crossbow, this is better.

[Previously (informative, but not mandatory)]

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Link of the Day: Don’t Let This Happen to You

[High Praise! to Totally Real News]

Satire – Mark Zuckerburg Wastes Entire Afternoon Responding To Facebook Comment

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Crooked Loser Democrats Get In Line

Democrat strategists are expecting one of their party’s biggest fields in history will battle to take on President Trump in the 2020 election.

And one by one they’ll crumble as soon as Trump gives them an obnoxious nickname on Twitter.

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Everyone’s Got a Dark Side

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

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Straight Line of the Day: Now Being Released from Google Labs Onto an Unsuspecting World…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now being released from Google Labs onto an unsuspecting world…

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The Illustrated Frank J: Kill That Fascist in the Mirror!

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She’s a Seasoned Reporter of It

ABC news reporter Katie Couric said that the phenomenon of “fake news” is “tearing America apart at the seams”.

Funny, she seemed less concerned about this back when her audience was still being fooled by it.

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Cartoon of the Day – Spineless


[Glenn McCoy – GoComics]

Yep. Yep yep yep yep yep.

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Monday Night Open Thread

There’s all kinds of reasons to give jewelry. One is “Hey, it’s the anniversary of [some event] so here and maybe there’ll now be sex.” There’s also “Oh, crap, I screwed up and maybe this’ll get me out of trouble and maybe there’ll be makeup sex.”

I’m sure there are other reasons involving sex, but you can pretty much bet that sex is involved.

[The YouTube]

The good news is, Monday’s behind us now. Well, nearly, if you’re waiting on midnight. Unless you’re in Europe and it’s already after midnight. In which, you’re welcome for us saving your asses in WW2. Or if you’re way far east of here, in which case, good job on rebuilding those two cities after WW2.

Focusing on the now, it’s Monday Night Open Thread. You control the topics. Whatever you like.

Who wants to start?

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Expert Opinion

Nancy Pelosi claimed that Republicans are releasing a budget “that stirs up violence“.

Yes, if it gets any worse, we could see people marching through the streets, threatening innocents with oversize novelty gavels.

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Fun With Crossbows

[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #264,891)

Slowly going from “that’s cute” to “that’s crazy,” and laughing that infectious, jolly laugh of his all the way.

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Link of the Day: I Never Question Anything out of Harvard

[High Praise! to Satireworld]

Satire – Harvard Study Shows Mainstream Media Caters To Low IQ Liberals

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Come With Me If You Want to Live

The second-highest-ranking general in the US military warned lawmakers against equipping the armed forces with autonomous weapons systems that humans could lose control of.

They’re not going to listen. I’m stocking up on German Shepherds and mothballs.

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