August 22, 2014

Posted: August 22, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to After Math]

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Posted: August 22, 2014 9:00 pm


[Every 'X-Men' Film in Less Than 3 Minutes | TL;DW | Mashable] (Viewer #153,297)

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Posted: August 22, 2014 8:00 pm

In DC, a fake cab driver dressed as a woman defrauded his fares of over $200,000.

Huh. If he cheated on his taxes, too, he’d be perfect as an Obama cabinet pick.

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Posted: August 22, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to Transterrestrial Musings]

Unlike Clinton’s lies in 1992, this really is the worst economy since the Depression. And for many of the same reasons – government meddling in it.

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Posted: August 22, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Truth About Guns]

Shooting To Wound and Selling Popcorn

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Posted: August 22, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: August 22, 2014 4:00 pm

A US spy plane was forced to evade Russian interceptors by escaping into Swedish airspace.

I don’t think Putin’s gonna buy Obama’s “he got lost on his way to IKEA” excuse.

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Posted: August 22, 2014 2:00 pm

Getting covered made Jason so happy he wanted to tell everyone: http://ofa.bo/e0de #ThisIsWhy

@BarackObama

“But he spent all his money on his premium & can’t afford to pay his phone bill, so he’s been disconnected and can’t tell anyone.”

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Posted: August 22, 2014 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

What would it take to get Obama to end his vacation early?

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Posted: August 22, 2014 10:00 am

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Posted: August 22, 2014 9:12 am

Isn’t the whole country a free-speech zone?

Harry Potter stamps? What’s a British person doing on US stamps? OBAMA!!! *shakes fist*

So how many bicyclists are people who can’t afford cars and how many are just sociopaths?

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Posted: August 22, 2014 8:00 am

In Los Angeles, police discovered a 150-pound giant tortoise strolling down the street and returned it to its owner.

Huh. Don’t usually see police chases that slow without a white Bronco involved.

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August 21, 2014

Posted: August 21, 2014 10:00 pm

[High Praise! to After Math]

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Posted: August 21, 2014 9:00 pm

There’s probably a metaphor for Obama’s Iraq policy in here, somewhere.


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Posted: August 21, 2014 8:00 pm

A Japanese company has developed a robot for nursing homes that helps take care of the elderly.

It’s very popular, since it actually gets off your lawn when told.

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Posted: August 21, 2014 7:00 pm

[High Praise! to According to Hoyt]

I believe not in isolationism but in overkill. I believe that when attacked a country should do only one thing: retaliate hard enough to make the other guy afraid to do it again.

I don’t believe in bombing aspirin factories. I believe in bombing to the stone age.

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Posted: August 21, 2014 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]

Obama’s EPA Mandates Homes Powered by Friction

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Posted: August 21, 2014 5:00 pm

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Posted: August 21, 2014 4:00 pm

A new study shows that ants may be cooling the Earth by helping trap carbon dioxide from the environment.

Which then gets released by little boys with magnifying glasses.

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Posted: August 21, 2014 2:00 pm

Earning the minimum wage while raising a family shouldn’t mean living in poverty. It’s time to #RaiseTheWage: http://ofa.bo/a0dR

@BarackObama

“Or try those free contraceptives I’m making other people buy for you.”

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