Twitter Updates for 2009-04-15

If Microsoft products worked in a consistent and predictable manner, there would go half the excitement from my job. #
@jimtreacher @TeresaKopec The yesterday Beck encouraged people to blow up buildings.I may have dreamed it, but only because he’s so extreme! in reply to jimtreacher #
NOTE: When editing a comment to meet Twitter limits, recheck for coherency. #
@henican If we protested those, Cheney would have shot us in the face and you know it. in reply to henican #
Do Muslim pirates drink rum? #
@Lechteron That does sound like lawyers. in reply to Lechteron #
@GothBunnyy I say cast a wide net. in reply to GothBunnyy #
If we’re the world’s policeman, does that make Somalia the world’s hobo with a shotgun? #
RT @HeyTammyBruce Last 5 days in office, Bush signs nuclear pact with Islamists. Astounding. http://tinyurl.com/d2whba #
I just don’t get our dealings with Middle East leaders. They’re exactly why the Founders invented the phrase “musket to the junk”. #
Run or freeze? Which one of us has the gun? http://tinyurl.com/df2zv6 #
@jimtreacher Just admit you’re slandering the president by saying only fake plastic soldiers cheered him. in reply to jimtreacher #
RT @allahpundit Awesome: The Onion goofs on the media for being in the tank for Obama http://is.gd/ssxu #
I don’t get all this #TeaParty anger. The government let’s me keep more than half the money I earn; that’s tens of thousands of dollars! #
@Slublog Lucky! So you have absolutely nothing to complain about. in reply to Slublog #
Is there even a #TeaParty in Idaho? My whole protest against government was moving to Idaho. #
@jimtreacher I wasn’t going to protest, but if they’re paying… in reply to jimtreacher #
@jimtreacher Thanks for the DVR warning. I’m really liking X-Files the Next Generation. in reply to jimtreacher #
@johnhawkinsrwn If it were Bush: “Is Bo peeing on the carpet a failure of your administration?” in reply to johnhawkinsrwn #
@jimtreacher Burge’s posts are too long. We need shorter Burge… like a midget Burge. in reply to jimtreacher #
Castle: It’s a procedural and I don’t particularly care for it, thus it will probably last. #
@allahpundit Beta-female, dude. in reply to allahpundit #
Another day of being awesome! #