It really looks like Scott Brown can win Ted Kennedy’s seat in the special election Tuesday. Here’s what to expect if that happens:
* A minor earthquake in Massachusetts due to Ted Kennedy’s buried corpse exploding.
* Numerous resignations, party-switching, and suicides of vulnerable Democrats.
* The Democrats will try to rush their Obamacare bill through the House, not even checking it for errors, and we’ll all wind up with free halth care.
* Obama locking himself in his office, and when he’s told the people want to hear from him, he’ll say, “I’m too awesome for the American people! They don’t deserve me!” This will be followed by loud weeping.
* Left-wing blogs will break down into even more rage and incoherence such that posts will just be made by the bloggers angrily bashing their keyboards with their tiny fists.
* Keith Olbermann will have a mental breakdown and deliver a special comment in the native language of the Na’vi.
* Alan Grayson will be declared rabid and taken in by animal control.
* Democrats will look towards the 2010 Election Day like a death row inmate looks towards his execution date.
* I will do a happy dance.
So, keep your fingers crossed.
I will join you in your “happy dance”.
I’ll be joining you in that happy dance.
From your lips to God’s ears.
I will also do the happy dance. But I may not put it on YouTube.
“I’m too awesome for the American people ! They don’t deserve me”…hahahaha…this is awesome !!
I’d pay to watch Olberman implode
Viva la Scott Brown
I don’t live in Massachusetts (thank God) but when Scott Brown win I’ll be doing a happy dance and setting off fireworks.
I sure do hope Brown wins. We need a respite.
I expect Toht’s face to melt.
I don’t see a downside to any of that. Not one.
Scott Brown? Who’s Scott Brown? Is there an election or something going on? I listened to NPR all day and scanned the New York Times front to back and couldn’t find anything. Was this an American Idol post by SarahK?
“Snap it the smurf up and let’s get the smurf outta here, you smurfing smurfs. Smurf me!”
Well, if he doesn’t win, we might have to do a Pelosi. Or, maybe scrape all those Taxechussettians into the Atlantic with a bulldozer.
As Scott said, “It’s not Ted Kennedy’s seat”.
teddy “let er drown” kennedy: Saavs the bastadds right, letting me die, and without a decent wake.
“Keith Olbermann will have a mental breakdown”
And how, pray tell, are we supposed to know the difference from Olbermann’s usually delivery?
Ted is buried in Arlington National, not here in Massachusettes, John F. is trying to sell his plot but for some reason the property values dropped back in august.
Had to drive to the cape today (hi-anus country) and there were Scott Brown people on EVERY bridge, standing in the freezing rain, if he “loses” then it was fixed for sure. If that douche bag ‘Marsha’ Jokely wins, you people are gonna wish Ted was back, trust me.
Will we be getting a video of your happy dance?
reality:
The eastern seaboard will enjoy decades of free energy from kennedy’s spinning corpse
Democrats will buckle down and ram obamacare through before his win is certified, then filibuster any attempt to repeal it for 10 years.
The subsequent obstructionism from republicans on financial reforms will cause more incumbents of all stripes to be voted out, and of course nothing will change.
The economic recovery will become even more glacial if not reverse, and we’ll be lucky to be back where we were in 2003 when the NEXT financial disaster happens due to a lack of regulation.
I contact family in canada and speak to them about emigration to a land where people are not constitutionally pidgeon-holed into a “lesser of two evil” system, and are smart enough to see through a thin veneer of empty rhetoric and cheap pick-up trucks and vote “no” to the servants of wallstreet and big insurance.
I was really hoping Olbermann would give the headlines in klingonese
I have several banjos, and I know how to use them, so I’ll provide the music for the happy dances.
The weightiest outcome of a Brown win has not yet been mentioned.
If Brown wins, there will be a re-count, ala Minnesota, until enough Dem votes are found to declare “Marcia” Coakley the victor.
If Scott Brown Wins I’ll be waiting for the sound of liberals heads exploding.
didn’t michelle already tell us that her hubby is, indeed, way too awesome for us and that we had only this once-in-a-lifetime chance to crown him our super-duper-intelligent king ?
if coakley pulls this one out, i believe mary jo kopechne would say that it was all worth it.
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For the very first time in my life I will be proud of Massachusetts.
`signed Santa Clause
In a snit of feeling completely betrayed, Keith Olberman will declare that everyone is the worst person in the world.
If Brown wins he will most likely become persona numero uno on Keith’s ‘worst person in the World’ list. Most likely accompanied with full organ music and first class left wing histrionics. On the other hand maybe Coakley will make the list as the Democrats do seem to be hell bent on eating their own because of this election. Even if Brown loses the message has been sent to the Democrats….your going to get your asses kicked in 2010 if you don’t change your evil ways!
Most of the things on your list could happen on any given Tuesday evening.
I don’t know if you will have to wait until Tuesday for Olby to implode. He had some pretty special comments Monday accusing Scott Brown of just about everything except causing the earthquake in Haiti.
I thought it would be fun to switch over to Olberman to see how he’s covering this right now. He asked Markos Moulitsas of the Daily Kos “The coarseness of her opponent, Mr. Brown, and the coarseness of the race that he has run, has that just not been sufficiently covered by the media locally or nationally or not been exploited by the Democrats? How did that part of this equation get lost?”
I was right. That WAS fun!
Then I lost interest.
That would be cause to open a good bottle of scotch. Massachusetts, will be the real “Hope and Change.”
I fear if Brown wind=s Teh One will have all of his TOTUS’s lined up ans shot for dfailing him in Mass. I would say Pelosi’s face would explode, but who would notice the differance? Oburman will either deliver his rants in Navi or ignore the whole race.
Two things: 1) There is NOTHING minor about Ted Kennedy’s body – It will be an earthquake of Biblical proportions (of course, Liberals will have no idea what “Biblical proportions” means, so it’ll be fun to watch that)
2) Can we see video of the happy dance?
This is pretty weird, but I dreamed last night that Scott Brown had won, and that I was in a meeting with Obama along with a few others. Obama was all in a fury, and he said something about, “taking names and going after them.” He even had a logo for this new policy. It was a pixelated white hand on a light blue background (as in a mouse pointer) with the index and middle finger missing. I thought his desire for self-destruction was the best and began pounding my fists on the table in glee asking him, “What is it? What is it? Is it the Clinton [FBI] files?”
dance monky dance
“Keith Olbermann will have a mental breakdown and deliver a special comment in the native language of the Na’vi.”
So, Scott Brown won ten years ago?