Nancy’s got a secret

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA-8) says she wants the health care bill passed so we can see what’s in it.


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Yes, she actually said:

But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it

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Why can’t she tell us? Because she doesn’t know? Because she hasn’t read it?

Well, there’s something in it. At around 2,074 pages — remember, they’re going to vote on the Senate bill — there has to be lots of stuff.

But what is in the bill that Pelosi is so excited about?

What else might be in there?

11 Comments

  1. What else might be in there?

    A few:

    >Directions to Al Gore’s secret hideaway bunker

    >The complete confidential transcripts of Elvis Presleys activities as a secret agent since 1977…

    >Tourist maps to the stars in Beverly Hills

    >Keith Olbermann’s IQ test in original crayon

    >The missing 18 minutes of Nixons Watergate tapes

    >The identity of the man who took care of the grass on the grassy knoll..

    >The identity of the second person Conan OBrien will follow on twitter…

  2. >Dance hall to be built over Reagan’s grave.

    >Helmet use is required on motorcycles, bicycles, and escalators.

    >Organs will be immediatly avaliable for harvest from aged, infirm, pre born,
    and Republicans.

    >>> “But what is in the bill that Pelosi is so excited about?”
    Retiring Speakers of the House and Senate Majority Leaders get free botox for life.

  3. A doctors guide to Ebonics

    A patients guide to Pakistani doctor’s accents

    Coupon for half off price of a paddle

    The Obama Option : Pre-existing lobotomy fully covered

    Harry Reid Option : Free autopsy with assisted suicides

    Pelosi Plan : New hacksaw and hammer for her plastic surgeon

  4. Where Jimmy Hoffa is buried?
    What the meaning of “is” is?
    How many licks does it take to get to the center of as tootsiepop?
    The results of Obama’s, Reid’s and Pelosi’s annual drug tests?
    Who is John Galt?
    Why does Fred Thompson face-punch hippies so hard?

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