So 35% of people — and 56% of Democrats — think Palin’s map had something to do with the Tuscon shooting. This is just as dumb as any birther nonsense but don’t expect it to get much press. Still, I always wonder with these polls where you have a significant number of people say Obama is a Muslim or half of Democrats say they think Bush was behind or knew about 9/11 is how many people just pick what they consider the negative response when polled on a politician they don’t like. We really need someone to poll something like, “The goal of Palin is to murder everybody and eat their faces. Yes/no?” and “Obama is a dark wizard. Yes/no?” to see how much is just pure politics and not real belief.
Then again, Obama being an evil wizard would explain a lot…
Eat thier faces? I can’t imagine that. Just a quick check of my body indicates that my legs and upper arms would be much easier to eat. Maybe you could fry up that belly fat like bacon. When was the last time you saw someone eating the face of a fish, cow, or pig.
a good argument against a Palin presidency is that the crazy people will get even crazier. Do we really want that?
Palin’s goal is to kick as many liberals in the nads as possible. This is a strange goal, however since liberals don’t have any nads so obviously Palin is insane and unfit to be POTUS! I, however want an insane right wing POTUS so she’s my candidate. I’m pretty sure that as soon as anyone starts any business anywhere in the world she will figuratively kick them in the nuts, however she will utilize our vastly underutilized nuclear arsenal for the kicking! This will settle down things world wide as she announces that anyone else that tries any funny business is next!
Oh, and Sarah will then call her Secretary of Defense (Danny Treo)!
Racist.
rj63,
The answer is an unequivocal yes.
Hey, now I know the media is lying. They are reporting that Dick Cheney is considering a Heart Transplant! We here at IMAO all know that Dick Cheney has no heart! He has that shiny thing in his chest that Iron Man wears to give him super killing powers!
Face, Lettuce and Tomato on white toast with salad dressing. Some barbecue chips on the side.
Those who hate polls — myself included — refuse to respond to them. They are the vast under-counted majority. We should poll them to see what they think.
@USSJC: Palin’s goal is to kick as many liberals in the nads as possible. This is a strange goal, however since liberals don’t have any nads so obviously Palin is insane and unfit to be POTUS!
Ahhh, Palin will attach nads to each marxist via rail road spike, then kick them.
Is obasama a dark wizard? no, a dork wizard? perhaps. Useless as bumps on a basketball court, we report, you decide
I guess you must be an extremely powerful wizard to refer to He Who Must Not Be Elected by his true name.
I distrust surveys. I think surveys are taken by people who either 1) like taking surveys or 2) like making their opinions known or 3) don’t mind missing the weather report on the evening news.
Choose one.
OMG OMG OMG OMG RACIST RACIST RACIST!!!
Also, yes, he’s a dark wizard.
The birther parallel would be accurate if Palin had spent a few million dollars on lawyers hiding documents that would cost 10$ and 10 seconds to reveal and clear her name. I think he was probably born in Hawaii but its clear he is hiding something. Probably that his mother named him “Barry Lennin Moonflower Soetoro.” Thats a guy even Joe Biden would beat up.
Perhaps you are right thought and he is half dark wizard and half light wizard.
What kind of right wing extremist website is always moderating people?
We can’t ask if Obama is dark wizard because pointing out that he is 1/2 dark would be a racial slur. But then again, I don’t like his white side either.
If the so-called “birther” movement really was “nonsense,” as you state Frank, it would have been easily cleared up long ago by Obama and thrown in the faces of his opponents to discredit them in true Alinsky/democrat fashion, while portraying Barry as a poor victim. The fact that they haven’t played that card means that, for whatever reason, they CAN’T play that card.
I dunno Shiggz…I never get moderated. Did you forget to eat your Wheaties?
Pretty much everything they do is a test to see just how stupid they’ve managed to make people which explains why they continue to repeat the same lie even after rational people have publicly proved them to be lying. They know their
targetcore audience will believe whatever they hear/read no matter what the truth is. Go look at the story about Cheney needing a heart transplant on Yahoo, there’s like 5000 comments and 90% say the same thing. It’s no accident that they control the schools.…..and comparing “birthers” to “truthers” is like comparing a slingshot to a
assault riflemean looking gun, it’s the easiest “conspiracy” to disprove in the history of the world…and yet….crickets56% of Democrats – think Palin’s map had something to do with the Tuscon shooting.
Is that higher or lower than the percentage of Democrats who believe:
– that I won’t change my behavior if the federal, state, or local government changes tax rates?
– that Al Gore, John Kerry, and Obama are smart?
– that the Constitution empowers the federal government to do absolutely anything?
– in unicorns?
This poll fills me with patriotic fervor because it shows that (1) only fools believe polls and (2) even Democrats know their civic obligation to lie to pollsters.
I think it sounds too racist to call Obama a “dark wizard.” Next you’ll be accusing him of practicing “black magic”. You should try a less biased poll question, like “Is Obama Cthulu in disguise?” Of course, that might be a dangerous question because of that slogan that pops up in election years, “Vote Cthulu, never settle for the lesser evil!”
“First Obama was shown that the power of his voice was waning. He cannot be both tyrant and counsellor. When the plot is ripe it remains no longer secret. Yet he fell into the trap, and tried to deal with his victims piece-meal, while others listened. Then I gave him a last choice and a fair one: to renounce both Socialism and his private schemes, and make amends by helping us in our need. He knows our need, none better. Great service he could have rendered. But he has chosen to withhold it, and keep the power of the White House. He will not serve, only command. He lives now in terror of the shadow of the Radical left, and yet he still dreams of riding the storm. Unhappy fool!”
JRR Tolkien, LOTR, The Two Towers, (with minor edits)
Dark Wizard? Yeah, just not a very good one.
Dark wizard? That’s racist! Everyone come look at how Frank is a racist!
I don’t know if he’s a dark wizard,but he DID fight Darth Vader once. Proof’s in the pics: http://img.visualizeus.com/thumbs/09/01/04/art,barak,obama,composition,creativity,dark,side,darth,vader-c841eef24f9bdaa99a7f4000ea74210a_h.jpg
I also thought it said Palin wants to eat their feces. That was so wrong.
Wow Frank, it seems that even the democrat hack that is digging for Obama’s birth certificate to shut up all the “dumb” “birthers” is having some trouble finding such a document:
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=252833