Dennis Kucinich is suing the operators of the congressional cafeteria for a $150,000 dollars. Why? Because he bit into an olive pit. How does one do $150,000 in damage in one bite? Well, you’ve never see Kucinich eat; that guy chomps crazy! I mean full force into every bite; it scares people. That’s why he always sits alone in the cafeteria.
Kucinich’s titled his own website, “America’s most courageous congressman”, and certainly no other congressman is courageous enough to take on the cafeteria staff out of fear of getting their food spit in. But they already spit in Kucinich’s food; the man has nothing to lose. No one goes from garden gnome to congressman just to be felled by an olive pit. Everyone in his way: Watch out!
There go his Presidential aspirations. If there’s one thing Americans can’t stand, it’s olives on sandwiches.
This may answer that old question of how he got a hot wife (other then money, fame, and power) She maybe worked at a fast food he found something in it and then blackmailed her with lawsuits if she didn’t get on her elbows and give him the business.
Why would a leprechaun need a 150k dollar? Dude! Is Leprchaunia in recession also? Must of elected a socialist…. happens every time.
You’re being much too hard on Dennis, Frank! You have no idea how much it hurts when you bite an olive pit and the alien transponder in your head is jarred out of place. The American people are lucky this happened to Kucinich and not a litigious alien-abductee congressman!!
From the Founding Fathers we’ve sunk to Barack Obama, John Boehner and Dennis Kucinich…what the hell happened?
Didn’t he used to play the part of the young son on Rosanne?
No olive branch from Denny, huh? They were probably Jewish olives to boot. They are out to get him. Can olive pits be launched from a rail gun? Would Israel admit if they had an olive rail gun? Questions that Katie Carwreck would never ask.
Dang. At least Murtha never sued the Marine Corps for “making me look bad”.
Kookycinich vs The Olive Pit Of Doom!!!
Is EVERYONE from Ohio that much of a wimp?
I’m sure he won’t be served any loogie sandwiches by the cafeteria staff. No, food service professionals never do things like that.
Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall in the cafeteria kitchen the next time a Kookcynich order comes in?
“Ok, this one is for Dennis You-know-who. Line up and start working on some green luggies, let’s garnish his sandwitch real good.”
Shiggz maybe onto something. Obviously, it’s not his magnetic personality that keeps the babe by his side, nor would it be his manly stature. Methinks baby needs a new diamond necklace.
Son of Bob, the only thing I can think of is some kind of quantum disruption caused by Basil in his Bizarro World.
“No one goes from garden gnome to congressman just to be felled by an olive pit. ”
HAHAHAHAHA
I wish I could do that wit thing.
Wow, I knew that it was just a matter of time before this guy did something to prove he’s insane….
…wait a minute…..nevermind…..
150k for an olive pit? maybe I should carry my own unpitted olive to the buffet at Golden Corral. Or is that only for tax subsidized eateries?
Now come on y’all. The Congressman has to figure out a way to make money when he’s out of a job. With Obama performing so splendidly he’s liable to be out on his tailor suit pants before long. Serial suing may just be what he’s best at and everyone has to start somewhere.
What a f**king p***y, end of story!!
“maybe I should carry my own unpitted olive”
Better check your state’s concealed carry laws first, Pastor Ed,
it seems like those are deadly weapons.
If I worked in the cafeteria, I would wipe my butt with the bread that we are using for his sandwich! Then I’d spread some Gray Poupon on it and honk up a couple of good slimy loogies to hang on it to put under the rest of the fillings…
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