Time for HIGH PRAISE for the best answer to something requiring a graphic warning label. The best answer was:
Warning for gay cowboys – “WARNING: May be hard to quit.”
Except no one answered that (Dohtimes was close). So instead the HIGH PRAISE will go to Larsinkima for:
“WARNING” Voting may cause politicians.
Congratulations, Larsinkima; it’s people like you who give me hope for the future of our nation.
There’ll be more opportunities for HIGH PRAISE in the future, so keep a look out. And if you ever win three HIGH PRAISEs, you can trade them in for SUPER ULTRA MEGA PRAISE!
I won High Praise from Harvey, once. Actually, it was his special ÜBER PRAISE, which is better than SUPER ULTRA MEGA, Frank!
OK, it was incidental. OK, it was just in passing. OK, it was just a comment in parentheses. OK, maybe I didn’t.
This game is rigged..
Department of sour grapes: Larsinkima totally ripped that off from P.J. O’Rourke, who wrote a book entitled “Don’t Vote, It Only Encourages the Bastards.” Of course, I would have stood a better chance of winning if I had actually submitted a warning . . . [Don’t care! I am entitled to share in the accomplishments and achievements of others just because I exist! They owe me acknowledgement and praise! I am consumed with irrational envy and bitter, choking rage!]
Whoops, my inner professional victim escaped for a moment there. I try to fight, but every day the government “leaders” are urging me to give in to my basest impulses and let ‘er rip. GIMME!
Do you have a permit to distribute high praise? I’d hate to see anyone get in trouble.
D’oh!!!!!
I got jobbed again! Walks away pouting Big Time! I’ll never be able to use the line I Won on Jimmy!
I apologize for our inability to replicate your clever humor, Frank. In fact, I bet you are also a wiser Latina woman than any of us fools. Perhaps I should call you Franko instead.
Get it? Because everything in Spanish ends with an o?
I’m really not clever!