Remember SpaceMonkey? Of course you do!
He hasn’t been around much, just commenting on occasion, and not having written a full blog post in over a year and a half.
What happened? Well, it turns out that he’s been involved in Iran’s space program. Check it out.
Now, he hasn’t turned against the U.S. or anything. I don’t think he has. I suspect he’s inside the Iran space program, turning knobs and throwing switches and causing all sorts of mayhem. Like the Dean Winters in the Allstate commercials.
I’m hoping he’ll stop by one day and give us the full scoop on what he’s been doing. But, until then, know that his absence is serving a greater purpose: screwing with the Iranians.
Good job, SpaceMonkey! You da man … um … you da simian!
SpaceMonkey’s foreign policy with Iran is better than Obama’s.
AHA! So THAT’S why Spacemonkey’s website requires a password!
Poor Spacemonkey. The rocket didn’t work. I an suprised Iran is using monkeys instead of the evil JOOOOOS, though.
I guess Obama is succeeding in making Muslims proud of their space achievements. Go Space Monkey!
He’s teaching the Iranians how to brachiate…and they are his best pupils.
Hey, I edit Frank’s posts occasionally. And I’m ok thanks for all your concern.
Glad to know this was not the end of spacemonkey.
SM: Does Frank know that you occasionally edit his posts?