* Hey, there is a story about me and my book in Politico (including some clips from the Michael Medved Show). Read it and pass it around since it’s important news.
BTW, I’m going to be interviewed by Glenn Reynolds today for his PJTV show. That’s right: Frank J. and the puppy blender head to head for the first time!
* So the Republicans had their 832nd debate on CNN last night. It was actually pretty good without anything too significant happening, though. Probably most of note was how Gingrich went all amnesty when talking about illegal aliens, but didn’t step in it as much as Perry. Also, Huntman finally sounded pretty decent on a few issues and now he’s surged to third on Intrade. The guy has a pretty good resume, he just doesn’t seem to like Republicans or know how to talk to them. But maybe he’s figuring it out. He’s Mormon like Mitt Romney, but still isn’t Mitt Romney so he has that going for him.
I think all the candidates have done enough talking by now. When is the physical challenge?
* Obama says his religious faith gives him hope that Republicans will raise taxes. Man, we’ve heard all these Muslim rumors about him, but it ends up the dude is a devil worshiper!
Notice with all the plagues God inflicted on Egypt, even He didn’t raise their taxes.
* Obama told Occupy protesters that “You are the reason I ran for office.” So Obama ran so that smelly, violent hippies could block people from work for incoherent reasons while pooping on each other. Some thought Obama was a sleeper Muslim terrorist out to destroy our country, but terrorists just aren’t that creative.
* The DHS has issued a warning about deep frying turkeys. Deep frying a whole turkey is pretty dangerous. I think it’s estimated that when you deep fry a turkey, you have about a one in three chance of burning down your house and maybe about a one in six chance of destroying everyone you love or care about. So well worth the risk if you’ve ever tasted it.
* Ominous news for Obama at Cafepress: Sales of anti-Obama merchandise outpace pro-Obama merchandise 79% to 21%. Also, sales of ebooks making fun of him
Maybe Obama just needs better merchandise. I know: The Official Obama 2012 Turkey Deep Fryer!
* Wisdom of the Day: “Just because I have a windowless van does not mean I’m a child predator. It’s just a horrible coincidence.” –senderblock23
* Have a happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I have a lot to be thankful for lately, and am quite thankful for all the support of you loyal IMAO readers. You guys are the best!
I plan to Occupy Thanksgiving. Sit around, make noises, pitch a tent, listen to some music, and eat all day if need be – until my demands are met.
Everybody join me and OCCUPY THANKSGIVING!!!
“Have a happy Thanksgiving, everyone! I have a lot to be thankful for lately, and am quite thankful for all the support of you loyal IMAO readers. You guys are the best!”
You too, Frank and Sarah. Congrats on your book!
Well, the Community Organizer in Chief seems to have matched his own level of competence. In the 1980’s, who would have thought that a feces-smeared girl in a trash bag would ultimately lead to a talk show with the President as a guest.
It is now that I realize that my plan for world domination is badly flawed.
What are your demands, Bantha? You can share mine, if you don’t actually have any: I demand tryptophan in the form of a vulture the size of my belly plus a little more!
Happy Thanksgiving, my funny friends! 🙂
I do have a plan for Occupy Black Friday. Arm the sales people. No self-respecting holiday shopper would mourn for the bleeding hippie being trampled as shoppers stampede to the Playstation display.
This strategy could actually increase sales. Stores like Wal Mart sell firearms. Demonstration of their proper use would spur sales in the firearm and hunting departments.
“You guys are the best!”
Frank’s kissing our a§§ again!!
Here, Frank, I’ve turned the other cheek…
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fry!” — Arthur Carlson, General Manager, WKRP, Cincinnati
Details of the my demands are being worked on. I am sure they will be available in the next few weeks, but this shouldnt take away from the seriousness of my Occupy moment.
What I do know is there will be no twinkles or down twinkles – anybody expressing any sort of twinkling will have hands removed and repurposed in a manner much more agreable.
Fly, I think the tryptophan would be number 1 on the list, as soon as I get around to agreeing with myself as what the demands are and the order in which these demands are listed.
OCCUPY THANKSGIVING!!!!11!1!
Did you know that only 1 percent of the typical Thanksgiving plate is devoted to cranberry sauce? OCCUPY THANKSGIVING!!!
I don’t usually ‘do’ Black Friday, but then Black Friday doesn’t usually include the joys of hippie-trampling. Hmmmm. . Save some bucks, step on a dumbf-, all at one convenient location!!
Critter, and don’t forget the mashed taters w/turkey gravy tomorrow!!
Occupy The Potato!!
Occupy the dressing !!!
Shopping and hippie stomping, sounds like a plan to me. And with the after effects of those good old turnip greens, the hippies will be begging for pepper gas.
Giblet gravy in only 1 percent giblets! How unfair!
OCCUPY the GRAVY!!!!!!!!!!!
You are patiently awaiting the Physical Challenge? I believe it is scheduled for Dec 23. It’s going to be in the form of “Feats of Strength”. But I’m really not too sure of that, cause there has been plenty of Airing of Grievances already.
“Wisdom of the Day: “Just because I have a windowless van does not mean I’m a child predator. It’s just a horrible coincidence.” -senderblock23”
One of the best responses I saw (on this site? Don’t remember) to the whining OWS babies demanding forgiveness of their freely-chosen college debt: “If you don’t want to ride in the van, don’t take the candy.” Choices have consequences, people, and stupid choices usually have very bad consequences.
Meanwhile, I am totally going to Occupy Thanksgiving!, just as soon as I threw Peter Pumpkin Eater’s squatter wife out of that pumpkin shell, so that it can be turned into pumpkin pie like the Good Lord intended.
I’m going to spend my Black Friday afternoon in front of the local Toys ‘r Us manning the Toys for Tots table. Y’all be sure to pick something up to drop in the box this season. Semper Fi.
Occupy the Green Bean Casserole! Occupy the Sweet Potatoes! Occupy the Cranberry Sauce!
Hubby will be occupying the couch and I will be occupying my Singer making pj’s for said hubby and two toddlers.
Bantha, I will get on board your Occupy Thankgiving if you will support my petition to get Nebraska banned from the Big Ten. I mean really, my precious Hawkeyes have to play a team that calls themselves “Cornhuskers”? Like they are proud of the fact that by the time you graduate from Nebraska, you will know how to husk an ear of corn? Really! I mean, what a bunch of retards! So all of these sod busters and farmers with coveralls and seed corn caps are going to show up in my precious Iowa City!!! Someone is going to get buggered and it will be a Cornholer, I’ mean Cornhusker that will be to blame…mark my words!!! Oh, and for the boys…enjoy the pink visitors locker room!!! pink walls, pink lockers, pink benches, pink floors, pink showers *slap slap slap”, pink toilets, pink sinks, pink phones…pink pink pink!!!
Occupy the Pumpkin Pie! Occupy the Tollhouse Pie! Occupy the Pecan Pie! Occupy the Apple Pie! Occupy the Boysenberry Pie! Occu-Pie!
Occu-Pie & Ice Cream !!
I’m coming to your house, Crabby.
Merry Thanksgiving to all, and to all a good
nightfinancial crisis.ussjimmycarter. You gotta get out of Iowa City more often, you’re surrounded by corn. Somebody has to husk it.
When I’m worried, and I can’t sleep,
I count my blessings instead of sheep…
(and then I raid the fridge to see if we have any cold lamb chops left…)
and Then I go to sleep, counting my blessings!
Does “You guys are the best.” count as High Praise?
Yay! High Praise!
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
After dinner tomorrow my Dad, Uncle, Brother and I are going to
OCCUPY GUN RANGE
In Iowa we use those new fangled thingies called Combines! We don’t send kids to school for 4 years to teach them how to husk an ear of corn! We just let the John Deere do it for us! They really are retards in Nebraska! And we took Hawkeye from a legendary novel… I’ll bet they can’t even read in Nebraska…but when all they need to know is how to husk corn…who cares!
So Bantha, what are your demands? I hope it includes Free Free Free!!! I like Free! Like, I think all Americans should have free cable TV, Internet and phone service with unlimited movies, including movies like “Say Ahh”… Also, I think we should be able to walk into any car dealership once a year and pick out whatever car we want and just drive off. Let the dealer send the paperwork to the government for payment! Oh, and I’d like $2 million dollars cash! Then I will never ask for anything ever again. I promise!!! Oh, that is until I retire and I expect Free Free Free health care as a Senior Citizen, Free Free Free drugs and whatever other Free, Free, Free stuff I can get!!! Oh and finally, Frank J’s book should be Free, Free, Free!!! He is an evil 1% and if he makes money, I am diminished as an individual! It’s a zero sum game! OWS forever!!!
We are still working on our list of demands – but be certain that they are real and very very very important and should impact all those who enjoy Thankgiving but dont appreciate the Heavy Boot of Facism on out throats while we try to choke down all that great goodness that lays before us on our Thankgiving tables.
Soon, soon – demands will be coming soon
OCCUPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!1!!!11!!!!