Nuke the News: Yay Obamacare!

* Obama has embraced the term “Obamacare.” It had been considered derogatory since it combined the phrase “health care” with the name of a failed president, but now Obama is trying to pump it up as a good thing. They even tried to start a hashtag on Twitter — #ILikeObamacare — to gin up support, but the people who used it were mainly making fun of Obamacare (not me, though; I was taught in grade school to not make fun).

Anyway, Supreme Court arguments start today. Most people don’t like Obamacare and want it overturned by the court. Obama blames this on a well-funded campaign against Obamacare, but he shouldn’t shortchange how Obamacare’s own suckitude has contributed to its unpopularity. Now, if the court strikes it down, there goes Obama’s biggest accomplishment of his first term. But if the court upholds it, people will be really angry and motivated against Obama and wanting to make sure he can’t appoint more Supreme Court nominees. So Obama’s strategy for the near future is to hide under a desk.

* Dick Cheney got a heart transplant, but he’s recovering now and doctors are assuring people that, despite his new heart, he’s just as evil as ever. Apparently it was a really tricky operation — mainly because Cheney cradles a shotgun at all times and gets belligerent under anesthetic.

We here at IMAO wish Cheney to have good health and hope he still has a long life ahead — mainly because of how he annoys liberals. In fact, I hope they replace more of him with robot parts so he’ll live forever.

* Obama has named the generation under 40 as “Gen44” — i.e., the generation of the 44th president, Barack Obama. What a sad thing to be defined by. It’s like “Generation Jimmy Carter – Part 2”. I guess my generation needs to find something to define ourselves by before some idiot like Obama does. It’s just I don’t know what? It’s not like we had the Nazis to overcome. I say we be the generation that resurrects dinosaurs and puts rocket launchers on them. I think the future would really respect us for that.

* I saw that video where Obama keeps saying the same thing to multiple allies, and I find it kind of endearing. Here’s the American President so dismissive of smaller countries that he won’t even bother to come up with new material for them. That’s how the American President should be; good job Obama.

* So that shooting in Florida is getting pretty politicized. There’s so little known about the actual details, that I don’t really have much of an opinion about it, but man are the racial demagogue vultures descended on that situation. They just seem really frustrated that Zimmerman isn’t whiter, though. They really want to condemn “white America” and its racial attitudes, but they got that one little setback. Some new outlets are calling him a “white Hispanic” — which I guess is a Hispanic who asks for his own papers.

Some people are also hoping to get some gun control traction off of this, but they were unsuccessful with the last couple tragedies, so I don’t really think much is going to happen anymore. Well, there’s at least one area in America that people have come firmly down on the side of freedom. Hope, people. Hope.

* Wisdom of the Day from Jon Gabriel:

Since everyone’s decided Zimmerman is guilty sans trial, Obama should have a drone take him out.

25 Comments

  1. “Obama has named the generation under 40 as “Gen44″ — i.e., the generation of the 44th president, Barack Obama. ”

    Fitting. It seems like a name that would fit somewhere between FEMA camps and soylent green in a sci-fi movie.

  2. Elena Kagan ought to be out of the country during this hearing. What a mockery. She may be the only person who knows what’s in the stupid law, having it put it there (Princess Nancy certainly doesn’t); but no, she can give an impartial judgment on it. Revolting. (And we may!)

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  4. So, Gen44 huh? First time in a while that I am glad to be over 40 – aching knees and all. I didn’t click the link though because I was afraid it might have video of Obama talking, and I like my computer just the way it is. Why do we have to wait 4 years to get rid of this jackwagon?

  5. Jimmy, Cheney loves cats, he thinks they are tasty.

    I bet the marxists heads are just exploding over Cheney getting a new heart. Bwahahahahahah

    So Cheney woke up and told the doctor, resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

  6. It’s not looking good for Obama if he’s trying to stir up support in the under 40 crowd. That’s the group hardest hit by unemployment.

    It’s also the group hardest hit by stupidity, not to mention the most likely to live on welfare. Kinda like giving the keys for the prison to the inmates.

  7. Under Obamacare Mr. Cheney’s going to be the first on the death panel list. You betcha. Osama-Obama can free up a whole butt load of seats in the Congress that way, figuratively and literally.

    One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more are a congress.= John Adams

    The founding fathers were not just patriots, they seem to have some prophetic gifts as well. Who’da thunk it, those old dead white guys actually knew what they were talking about. Whatever you do, don’t let the law professors at Harvard and Yale know. They might have collective apoplexy.

  8. The latest Massachusetts lottery scam is winning $1000 a day for “LIFE”….hmmmm I wonder how many of them will live to be 90? We’re sorry sir but all that money has caused incurable something that has no cure, you’ll be dead soon, by the way, your co-pay for the treatment is $1000 a day.
    Magically, some guy won the very first day they had it….and the fact that he did was then “news” for almost a week….nothing suspicious about that…right?

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