Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama likes golf SO much…
UPDATE: From Les of Brick Moon:
“President Obama likes golf SO much, he’s developing his own line of golf balls.”
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Yeah, that’s that circle-D Democrat logo after Entitlist.
… he hasn’t had time to completely destroy the country.
The occupant love golf so much, he gave his only begotten son, Treyvon, to the British so that he may wash them of their sin of Cricket.
likes golf SO much…He is willing to spend millions of taxpayer dollars so moochelle can go on vacation so he can play.
likes golf SO much…He put biden on wheels so he could use his mouth to carry his clubs.
….likes golf so much he had a flag installed in Biden’s mouth, shaved his hair plugs, dyed them green, and christened him the Vice Putting Green of the United States.
As a bonus, he now one-putts every time!
…that he’ll play two rounds everyday next February.
Obama likes golf as much as Moochelle likes fried foods and luxury vacations funded by taxpayers.
… that he turned the entire economy into a sand trap
… that he subsidized his favorite brand of electric golf cart. You didn’t think the Volt was supposed to be a CAR, did you?
…that he wants to take a mulligan and get “FORE!” more years!
…He turned the housing market into a water hazard. Yep my mortgage is under water.
…he’s having his balls gilded.
…the clubhouse at his favorite course added a “Terrier Tuesday” lunch special.
@Jimmy – don’t you mean “gelded”?
Those are in Hillary’s Lock Box along with Bill’s.
….likes golf so much he invited Michelle along to play where upon she was assaulted by an insect:
Michelle: Barry I was stung by a bee between the first and second hole.
Barry: I suggest you narrow your stance.
……. he quit his day job 3-1/2 years ago.
…he wasn’t really bowing to all those leaders…he was practicing his putt stance.
…that he continues to play even though he can’t find his balls.
…RACIST!
…because Michelle is allergic to grass pollen.
President Obama likes golf so much
That his court game seems out of touch
A Supreme diss
On a court case like this
And ObamaCare chokes in the clutch
Aye, yay yay yay
Your mother was born in Kenya,
so
One must use a ‘wide stance” (tap-tap-tap) when playing golf. Geesh.
O likes golf so much….. He is working on a new federal program called “golf stamps”.
O likes golf a lot ….. Because it involve hitting whitey with a club.
O likes golf a lot…. For a Muslim.
O likes golf so much… Because he keeps his own score just like his hero Kim Jung Il.
O likes golf so much… Because Moochelle doesn’t.
…if Obama had a son, he’d look like Tiger Woods.
…if given a choice between playing golf and bringing about socialism in America, he’d choose golf.
…he’d exempt golf from all his socialist agenda so as not to ruin it.
…he’d rather golf than nuke the moon.
…he had the federal government buy the company!
…he put down billions on what he thought was greens jobs.
that he does it without a teleprompter.
that he hasn’t invoked executive privilege to keep his scorecards private.
because he gets to hit the white one with a club.
+1 to Apostic. That one got me.
Apostic says:
June 25th, 2012 at 3:48 pm
…he put down billions on what he thought was greens jobs.//
Winner winner chicken dinner!!111!!!!
He’s willing to forgive par-2 being called Eagle.
His autopen has been programmed to keep score.
Because when he hooks one into the rough, he can blame teh Bush.
….that his published scores aren’t actual rounds of golf, but rather composite scores from various courses he played in his youth.
…he hooks just to spend extra time on the links
He declared gophers to be the national rodent.
Will spend all his time after the election looking for Nicole and Ronald’s killer until OJ gets released.
He will play anybody, anytime (Though Secret Service will confiscate other players clubs for security).
Because his handicap is so high it is covered by the ADA.
Les strikes again!
(Obama’s the Five Trillion Dollar President, alright.)
@Jimmy and Damncat: you’re both wrong—everyone knows 0bama has no balls.
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Bambi likes golf so much because being sub-par is good.