I got through about 5 seconds…but then they started taxing eachother and I got sick. I’ve been told that about 2 minutes in, Obama says “you didn’t make that cup!” and then proceeds to put a golf ball in the cup using a putter. Ugh! just sick.
Have you seen Obama’s new campaign video? It starts with, “Would you have ever thought the neighborhood pothead who had an imaginary girlfriend and ate the neighborhood dog would one day be president let alone be the one to single-handedly wrecked the nation’s economy?”
…it was supposed to show what a post-apocalyptic nightmare a Romney presidency would look like: it has explosions, guns, gratuitous violence, and unarmed hippies being beat up. But then Romney’s popularity skyrocketed after just one showing to a test group.
“I’m Barack Obama, and I borrowed 43 cents of every dollar I spent on this ad, because why should I manage my campaign any better than I’ve managed the country?”
No
This one has Michelle crying mascara tears and asking for donations.
It focuses on Obama’s innate understanding of average American and their struggles.
Starring Tom Hanks – Directed by Steven Spielberg – Produced by Harvey Weinstein.
It’s called “CNNMSNBCABCNBCCBSPBS”
7 days
That was a campaign video? I thought it was just a re-do of the infamous “Leave Britney Alone” Video with Obama instead.
Tickets will cost about five-hundred dollars. Order now, and you might win a chance to have dinner with Barack himself. (Doggie bag not included.)
…two Senators, one cup.
…he was forced to pull it after a Cease and Desist order from the studio that produced “Jacka$$”
He didn’t make it.
Its a cover of ‘call me maybe’ done by Reid, Pelosi, Michelle, Biden, and Obama.
It’s sixty seconds of slow motion footage of the bin Laden headshot, with Kevin Costner droning “Back…and to the left. Back…and to the left…”
… Nothing. But. Cats.
…”Term II. Electric Boogaloo.”
Well it worked for Paris Hilton, plus you can invite Fred Ward and PeeWee Herman over for the fundraiser.
You mean that was Michelle and not Godzilla rising out of the sea, shrieking and spitting fire, taking on King Kong in an epic cinematic battle?
Damn, chalk up another one for Spielberg on the reboot!
2 Democrats, 1 cup?
I got through about 5 seconds…but then they started taxing eachother and I got sick. I’ve been told that about 2 minutes in, Obama says “you didn’t make that cup!” and then proceeds to put a golf ball in the cup using a putter. Ugh! just sick.
No. I’m waiting for the book, myself.
Yeah, I guess the republicans pushing grandma off the cliff wasn’t fast enough… now they just keep saying FORWARD.
Sure I saw it I thought is was an audition for the next Dumbo movie.
Never thought doing drugs would do that to someone.
Instead of Forward how about a Rewind or at least a do over.
Apparently it’s called “Death of a President”.
It’s the 1990 “Night of the Living Dead” remake. You know, to encourage Chicago voters.
Yes, but I prefer the original “The Day After”. More upbeat.
Have you seen Obama’s new campaign video? As bad as it is, it’s still better than most of the content on the Oprah Winfrey Network.
Have you seen Obama’s new campaign video? They run after the daytime ambulance chaser ads to get viewers to pay attention to them.
If you thought Rebecca Black’s version of “Friday” stunk…
Have you seen Obama’s new campaign video? It’s going to double as his concession video.
Have you seen Obama’s new campaign video? It starts with, “Would you have ever thought the neighborhood pothead who had an imaginary girlfriend and ate the neighborhood dog would one day be president let alone be the one to single-handedly wrecked the nation’s economy?”
Have you seen Obama’s new campaign video? Yeah, me neither…
…it was supposed to show what a post-apocalyptic nightmare a Romney presidency would look like: it has explosions, guns, gratuitous violence, and unarmed hippies being beat up. But then Romney’s popularity skyrocketed after just one showing to a test group.
It’s called “Obama wags the dog – and then eats it!”
No, and I don’t want to either.
Sally Struthers urges you to donate $20 to help Obama help the children learn gun repair.
Have I seen Obama’s new campaign video? Yes. It followed your basic Obama campaign ad formula:
2 parts outright lies
1 part twisting of facts
An equal amount of finger-pointing and scaremongering
Seasoned with a pinch of desperation
“I’m Barack Obama, and I borrowed 43 cents of every dollar I spent on this ad, because why should I manage my campaign any better than I’ve managed the country?”
Obama’s version of “Chocolate Rain” just wasn’t as good as the original.
No? That’s because it only aired on MSNBC.
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