– hoping for some ticket gravitas
– because Biden just doesn’t distract people like he used to
– because Obama heard there was killer rabbit around
– because Carter is a licensed certifier of fraudulent elections
– because secretary of state was already taken
– because Rahm told him to
– so the ticket would appeal to the overzealous zombie wing of the party
– because I won!
– because he’s an engineer, proving that government built that
–
Obama’s Decided to Replace Joe Biden as VP so that Biden can take over Amtrak’s “Ride With Pride” campaign to encourage homosexual couples to travel to vacation destinations on Amtrak.
Obama’s decided to replace Joe Biden as VP and now everyone realizes that his presidency has reached the “Cousin Oliver” stage.
So, he’s hoping Romney chooses him as his running mate.
…and offered the position to the wookie – figuring that the lack of discrimination will help him.
Teleford P. Rompter?
in favor of a boring white guy.
and create a senatorial Czar instead.
as a recess appointment.
…but first need an exemption from child labor laws.
Obama will trade Biden for another Joe….Joe Septic
…with a cardboard cutout of Emperor Palpatine.
…but Valerie Jarrett wouldn’t let him.
…but couldn’t because of the American’s with Disabilites Act.
…because he’s worse than dead. His brain is gone.
… as soon as Holdren gets that damned cloning machine working
…and was disappointed when he was told that John Hoynes isn’t real.
… when he can find someone with a cooler nickname than “lunch box”
. . . with Michelle. They’ll prefer to be called “Your Majesty”.
with Neil Kinnock! Why go with the wanna-be when you can get the real thing (plus a much cooler accent)
@16 Reference link:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/barackobama/2607505/Joe-Biden-plagiarised-Neil-Kinnock-speech.html
with Jimmie Carter,
– hoping for some ticket gravitas
– because Biden just doesn’t distract people like he used to
– because Obama heard there was killer rabbit around
– because Carter is a licensed certifier of fraudulent elections
– because secretary of state was already taken
– because Rahm told him to
– so the ticket would appeal to the overzealous zombie wing of the party
– because I won!
– because he’s an engineer, proving that government built that
–
…cause he thinks a good Veep is just a Fluke.
…but he couldn’t find anyone else dumb enough to believe his cr-p anymore.
…cause Biden kept ‘intercepting’ him.
And replacing him with Bo because he can muzzle Bo.
…but he doesn’t think it’s a BFD.
…cause of unemployment, and the economy, and.. OH LOOK! SQUIRREL!!!!
Obama’s Decided to Replace Joe Biden as VP…and move Joe up to the top spot because as VP he’ll have even MORE time for golf!
but then discovered he had already been replaced with a brain dead lemming.
…with “JoJo Transgenderden”.
…cause what self-respecting dictator has a vice-president? Besides, “Emperor Obama and Vice President Biden” sounds kinda weird.
Plates of BACON! for rodney dill @19!
with a tiny clone of himself – he shall call him Mini-Me.
…with a black hole of death for attracting voters and money and, well lots of stuff…it’s a win-win.
But isn’t going to tell Joe
…when he discovered that Biden was the source of White House leaks when he wasn’t wearing his Depends.
Obama’s Decided to Replace Joe Biden as VP so that Biden can take over Amtrak’s “Ride With Pride” campaign to encourage homosexual couples to travel to vacation destinations on Amtrak.
… to hire Michele so she can get a paycheck.
… because Obama is declaring marshal law and is going to have the roads and bridges for his army.
… with a blowup doll thinking no one will notice.
. . . just as soon as his aides can buy Charlie McCarthy from Edgar Bergen’s estate and Obama can learn ventriloquism.
… and for a $50 dollar donation you can enter into a raffle to be the next VP.
…with a rolling doughnut.
…with a relief pitcher from a softball team to be named later.
. . . four years ago during the last election but only now has his Council met for a second time to finalize the decision.
… he’s planning on bringing in Heather Locklear to save the
showcampaign.… he wanted a VP with substantially more economic and foreign policy experience then both Biden and himself. Elmo.
…with an inanimate carbon rod.
…cause Joe (successfully) played the ‘Pull My Finger’ gag on Barry one time too many.
@Jimmy, Sizzlin’
… with someone who actually did build that.
…with a set of false teeth that you can wind up and make chatter. He’ll rename the positition to IS (Indentured Servant).
…with a button that doesn’t work.
but he even screwed that up and so we still have Joe.
… with Cthulhu, to win over the undecided “tired of voting for the lesser-of-two-evils” demographic.
…but Obama ate Joe’s replacement, Sparky Pomeranian, back in Indonesia when he was still a child.
Thick cut Maple bacon to Former Hostage @10
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