The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder… The latest one asks for a Susan B. Anthony dollar, a set of curb feelers, and a cup of baloney.
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…The latest one opens with “Please, please give me money!! If you don’t, Michelle and I are going to have to move back to that festering rat hole Chicago and I’m going to have to get a real job. I’ve never HAD a real job! Please, please, please give me your money…”
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…The latest one opens with, “Would you like to see Debbie Wasserman Schultz cage fight Valerie Jarrett? For a small donation of $12.67, Team Obama will…”
Donate $250 or more today and receive an Obama action figure, complete with bowing and golf-swing actions, also includes the all new super-spender utility wallet! Take away his teleprompter attachment and listen to him say the President’s famous catch-phrases such as; “It’s dinner time, where’s Bo?”, “The economy is doing fine.”, “We had a plan and it worked.”, and that classic “You didn’t build that.”. Donate today! Please! (Seriously, the campaign is practically broke and we really, really need the money.) Forward!!
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…
for $75 Hillary and Nancy P. will come to your house on Halloween and just be themselves to scare your kids and their friends!
For $50 less they’ll add Harry Reid…
…This one says, ” Your Wedding gift registry was such a success now write us into your will & we’ll waiver the death tax if you pass away before November!”
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…The latest one starts off with, “How many times in your life will you have the opportunity to have a beer with the lowest-performing president in U.S. history? For a donation of $25…”
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…The latest one starts with, “Every day a dog dies in Indonesia and a boy goes to bed with a full tummy. With that in mind, to keep Barrack Obama eating steak in the White House for the next four years instead of (a) chow from the local shelter, act now by donating $20…”
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…The latest one reads, “For just $10 you can give a man a chance to realize his dream of playing every PGA course in America in just eight years…and some of them twice.”
COMPLIMENT OF THE DAY TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY, THIS IS TO CONFIRM THE
RECEIPT OF ORDER FROM THE FEDERAL MINISTER ADMINISTRATOR TRUST FUND
COMMITTEE DATED 25 / 4 / 2012.
IT IS MY GREAT PLEASURE AND HONOR TO INFORM YOU THAT WE RECEIVED
EXPRESSMANDATE AND INSTRUCTIONS FROM MR.PRESIDENT, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
(FRK) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF KENYA TOGETHER WITH THE FEDERAL MINISTER
ADMINISTRATOR TRUST FUND COMMITTEE TO COMMENCE THE IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF
YOUR ENTITLEMENT FUNDS THROUGH THIS MEDIUM OF MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER FOR EASY
CONFIRMATION AND YOU SHOULD BE INFORMED THAT THROUGH THIS MEDIUM OF MONEY
GRAM MONEY TRANSFER THAT YOU ARE ENTITLED TO BE RECEIVING $4,500,000.00 USD
ONLY PER DAY UNTIL YOUR TOTAL FUNDS IS COMPLETELY TRANSFERRED TO YOU.
HOWEVER; THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER WISH’S TO INFORM
YOU THAT YOUR FIRST INSTALLMENT PAYMENT SUM OF ($4,500,000.00 USD) HAS BEING SENT
IN YOUR ADDRESS THIS MORNING BUT THE PAYMENT HAS PLACE ON HOLD BECAUSE YOU
DID NOT FULFILLED OUR RULES AND REGULATION UNDER FOREGOING TRANSACTION.
ACCORDING TO OUR FOREGOING TRANSACTION STRATEGY THE TRANSACTION WILL COST
YOU SUM OF $250.00 FOR THE SIGNING AND STAMPING FEE OF YOUR PAYMENT FILE,
PLEASE CALL ME WITHIN THIS IMMEDIATELY OK.
1) STAMP FEE $150.00
2) SIGN FEE $100.00
3) TOTAL SUM OF $250USD ONLY
SO MY DEAR IN YOUR BEST INTEREST, WE HEREBY ADVISED YOU TO USE BELOW
INFORMATION AND SEND THE STAMP AND SIGN FEE IMMEDIATELY THROUGH WESTERN
UNION OR MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER TO BARACK OBAMA REELECTION CAMPAIGN SO THAT WE CAN BE ABLE TO RELEASE THE
FIRST $4.500.000 USD FOR YOU TODAY.
BELOW ARE THE RECEIVER DETAILS,
RECEIVER NAME / MR. BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA REELECTION CAMPAIGN (BHORC).
TEXT QUESTION / HOW
ANSWER / LONG
COUNTRY / KENYA
CITY / MACHACOS
AMOUNT / $250.00 ONLY
BE RE-ASSURED OF THIS MONEY GRAM INTEGRITY AND PERSONAL INTEGRITY. THIS IS COMPLETELY FREE-RISK. THANKS,
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPOND.
REGARDS
MR.BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
MANAGER FOREIGN OPERATION
PHONE NUMBER: +312-698-3670
ADDRESS = P.O. Box 802798, Chicago, IL 60680 or 5TH SHACK ON THE LEFT, SMELLY NAIROBI SLUM, KENYA
… that any day now I expect him to send an email asking to send rent/mortgage payments to the campaign with the promise that the gob’ment will take care of it.
… If you’re illegal and in a drug cartel donate $2000 and get an AK-47 (and we will look the other way).
… When you have unused EBT money left on your card sell it and send the money to me.
… For only 5 bucks we will send you a 1/4 inch piece of the shredded Constitution of America.
… For twenty bucks I will send Harry Reid to the Senate Floor and claim you work harder than rich people.
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…for a donation of $3.00 or more, you may win a role in one of the numerous Barack Obama theater release and made-for-TV movies that will be produced in Hollywood in the coming years, rewriting history to make Obama appear competent and successful, while blaming his numerous failures on Republicans.
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…
…They’re asking for you to send them your dog so they can save money on meals while on the road.
…They announce that with every donation you get a free antivirus application… it then informs you by opening the email a virus was downloaded on your computer which will cause videos of Janet Napolitano and Nancy Pelosi doing a strip tease to pop up every 5 minutes.
Have you recently competed in the Olympic Games and won? Don’t let that medal sit in a dusty display case. Donate it to the Obama campaign where it will be used in glorious fashion to re-elect Obama.
“…and for an additional $50, you will be the proud recipient of a heavily redacted copy of Obama’s college transcript. All names, courses and grades will be blacked out, but the Occidental College logo will be clearly visible.”
…for a $3.00 donation I can dance with a wookie? I don’t even know what that means.
And with a $3 donation you may win a chance to visit Barack’s “special room” in the cellar.
How did he manage C.O.D. email?
If I don’t open it, I’m assessed a penalty.
It says if we can help him raise $10K, there is a prince in Nigera who will donate $10M!
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder… The latest one asks for a Susan B. Anthony dollar, a set of curb feelers, and a cup of baloney.
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…The latest one opens with “Please, please give me money!! If you don’t, Michelle and I are going to have to move back to that festering rat hole Chicago and I’m going to have to get a real job. I’ve never HAD a real job! Please, please, please give me your money…”
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…The latest one opens with, “Would you like to see Debbie Wasserman Schultz cage fight Valerie Jarrett? For a small donation of $12.67, Team Obama will…”
For $3, Rahm will snap you with his shower towel and call you bro.
…the lastest included the disturbing lines “Nice dog you have there. Be a shame if someone ate it.”
It read ‘Ok, it was my fault! There, happy? Will you donate now?’
Donate $250 or more today and receive an Obama action figure, complete with bowing and golf-swing actions, also includes the all new super-spender utility wallet! Take away his teleprompter attachment and listen to him say the President’s famous catch-phrases such as; “It’s dinner time, where’s Bo?”, “The economy is doing fine.”, “We had a plan and it worked.”, and that classic “You didn’t build that.”. Donate today! Please! (Seriously, the campaign is practically broke and we really, really need the money.) Forward!!
Most recently they’ve started their “For $5 Joe Biden Will Eat a Bug” promotion.
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…
for $75 Hillary and Nancy P. will come to your house on Halloween and just be themselves to scare your kids and their friends!
For $50 less they’ll add Harry Reid…
…This one says, ” Your Wedding gift registry was such a success now write us into your will & we’ll waiver the death tax if you pass away before November!”
Give ’till it hurts…or we’ll take it!
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…The latest one starts off with, “How many times in your life will you have the opportunity to have a beer with the lowest-performing president in U.S. history? For a donation of $25…”
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…The latest one starts with, “Every day a dog dies in Indonesia and a boy goes to bed with a full tummy. With that in mind, to keep Barrack Obama eating steak in the White House for the next four years instead of (a) chow from the local shelter, act now by donating $20…”
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…The latest one reads, “If you’re reading this, it means we got past your Spam filter….”
give $3 or we will send harry reid over to “baby sit” your kids
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…The latest one reads, “For just $10 you can give a man a chance to realize his dream of playing every PGA course in America in just eight years…and some of them twice.”
…the first said, “Give us five bucks or we eat this puppy”…
…the second, “Give us five bucks and win dinner with the Obamas! Second prize, two dinners with the Obamas!”
“Instead of donating a kidney, donate the money that would cost to the Obama campaign. Save the whole country, not just one.”
GOOD DAY;
COMPLIMENT OF THE DAY TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAMILY, THIS IS TO CONFIRM THE
RECEIPT OF ORDER FROM THE FEDERAL MINISTER ADMINISTRATOR TRUST FUND
COMMITTEE DATED 25 / 4 / 2012.
IT IS MY GREAT PLEASURE AND HONOR TO INFORM YOU THAT WE RECEIVED
EXPRESSMANDATE AND INSTRUCTIONS FROM MR.PRESIDENT, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
(FRK) FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF KENYA TOGETHER WITH THE FEDERAL MINISTER
ADMINISTRATOR TRUST FUND COMMITTEE TO COMMENCE THE IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF
YOUR ENTITLEMENT FUNDS THROUGH THIS MEDIUM OF MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER FOR EASY
CONFIRMATION AND YOU SHOULD BE INFORMED THAT THROUGH THIS MEDIUM OF MONEY
GRAM MONEY TRANSFER THAT YOU ARE ENTITLED TO BE RECEIVING $4,500,000.00 USD
ONLY PER DAY UNTIL YOUR TOTAL FUNDS IS COMPLETELY TRANSFERRED TO YOU.
HOWEVER; THE MANAGEMENT OF THIS MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER WISH’S TO INFORM
YOU THAT YOUR FIRST INSTALLMENT PAYMENT SUM OF ($4,500,000.00 USD) HAS BEING SENT
IN YOUR ADDRESS THIS MORNING BUT THE PAYMENT HAS PLACE ON HOLD BECAUSE YOU
DID NOT FULFILLED OUR RULES AND REGULATION UNDER FOREGOING TRANSACTION.
ACCORDING TO OUR FOREGOING TRANSACTION STRATEGY THE TRANSACTION WILL COST
YOU SUM OF $250.00 FOR THE SIGNING AND STAMPING FEE OF YOUR PAYMENT FILE,
PLEASE CALL ME WITHIN THIS IMMEDIATELY OK.
1) STAMP FEE $150.00
2) SIGN FEE $100.00
3) TOTAL SUM OF $250USD ONLY
SO MY DEAR IN YOUR BEST INTEREST, WE HEREBY ADVISED YOU TO USE BELOW
INFORMATION AND SEND THE STAMP AND SIGN FEE IMMEDIATELY THROUGH WESTERN
UNION OR MONEY GRAM MONEY TRANSFER TO BARACK OBAMA REELECTION CAMPAIGN SO THAT WE CAN BE ABLE TO RELEASE THE
FIRST $4.500.000 USD FOR YOU TODAY.
BELOW ARE THE RECEIVER DETAILS,
RECEIVER NAME / MR. BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA REELECTION CAMPAIGN (BHORC).
TEXT QUESTION / HOW
ANSWER / LONG
COUNTRY / KENYA
CITY / MACHACOS
AMOUNT / $250.00 ONLY
BE RE-ASSURED OF THIS MONEY GRAM INTEGRITY AND PERSONAL INTEGRITY. THIS IS COMPLETELY FREE-RISK. THANKS,
I AWAIT YOUR URGENT RESPOND.
REGARDS
MR.BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA
MANAGER FOREIGN OPERATION
PHONE NUMBER: +312-698-3670
ADDRESS = P.O. Box 802798, Chicago, IL 60680 or 5TH SHACK ON THE LEFT, SMELLY NAIROBI SLUM, KENYA
… that any day now I expect him to send an email asking to send rent/mortgage payments to the campaign with the promise that the gob’ment will take care of it.
… If you’re illegal and in a drug cartel donate $2000 and get an AK-47 (and we will look the other way).
… When you have unused EBT money left on your card sell it and send the money to me.
… For only 5 bucks we will send you a 1/4 inch piece of the shredded Constitution of America.
… For twenty bucks I will send Harry Reid to the Senate Floor and claim you work harder than rich people.
Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?Are we there yet?
I might actually give to the new funeral registry if they hold a funeral for his political career.
/Here’s $6. Do Harry Reid’s, too.
…for a donation of $3.00 or more, you may win a role in one of the numerous Barack Obama theater release and made-for-TV movies that will be produced in Hollywood in the coming years, rewriting history to make Obama appear competent and successful, while blaming his numerous failures on Republicans.
One arrived today from Ed McMahon.
If re-elected, Obama promises to nuke the moon and jump a shark on water skis! I feel so conflicted.
…the Secret Service is evaluating plans to hide everybody’s forks and knives before letting them read fundraiser e-mails
@Iowa Jim
They can count on Ed McMahon’s vote that’s for sure.
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder….
This one says, “We tried our plan, and it worked.”
This one says, “I didn’t say people didn’t build their businesses.”
This one says, “I was told if I didn’t forward this to at least 10 of my friends, dead people in swing states won’t be able to vote for me.”
Now the emails suggest Olympians donate the medals that they didn’t earn to the campaign. You know, after the wedding registry gifts.
He finally admitted he’s a communist/Muslim America hating foreigner who’s goal is to bankrupt the country and his contributions actually went up.
The Obama Campaign’s Fundraising Emails Keep Getting Weirder…
…They’re asking for you to send them your dog so they can save money on meals while on the road.
…They announce that with every donation you get a free antivirus application… it then informs you by opening the email a virus was downloaded on your computer which will cause videos of Janet Napolitano and Nancy Pelosi doing a strip tease to pop up every 5 minutes.
I heard he is encouraging suicide bombers to name his campaign in their wills.
Donate today, or the breadwinner of a minority family will loose his job, and the whole family will be kicked out of public housing. You racist! >:(
“sorry guys, 15 trillion to dictators at home and abroad just isn’t enough.”
“Anybody gone into Whole Foods lately and see what they charge for arugula? I mean, they’re charging a lot of money for this stuff.”
“…and for an extra thousand we’ll throw in a free solyndra tote bag.”
“…it told me that if I paid $5 I would never have to see Jessica Sarah Parker again!
Have you recently competed in the Olympic Games and won? Don’t let that medal sit in a dusty display case. Donate it to the Obama campaign where it will be used in glorious fashion to re-elect Obama.
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“…and for an additional $50, you will be the proud recipient of a heavily redacted copy of Obama’s college transcript. All names, courses and grades will be blacked out, but the Occidental College logo will be clearly visible.”