I made Dennis Miller laugh on the air yesterday (because of me, not at me this time):
[audio:http://www.imao.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/DM-harvey.mp3]Validation – the bacon of show biz.
Oh, reference link, if you’re not familiar with that DNC voice-vote debacle.
Congrats! BTW, if Dennis Miller ever tell you he needs another funny guest, you can say, “I don’t know anyone like that, but Frank J. is desperate to pimp his book and he doesn’t stutter as much as he used to.”
It won’t be long, Harvey, and you’ll be writing material for him!
It’s all part of the master plan:
1) Get Dennis Miller to familiarize his audience with you through witty comments.
2) Gradually work your way into on-air bits.
3) Claim Dennis Miller stuck his foot under your side of the stall in the men’s room and showed you some obscure “Let’s have gay sex” signal with his hand.
4) Accept Dennis Miller’s resignation as part of your sexual harassment settlement.
5) Become the only logical replacement for Dennis Miller.
6) Have your own talk show.
7) Eat bacon
Actually, Harvey’s voice is so good, SoB, he should do radio. I plan to have him on my Late Night Sex Hotline radio show before Miller actually discovers him! Then it’ll be too late for poor Dennis.
Bill O’Reilly makes Miller laugh.
Way to go!
But to be somebody, I thought you had to be on Wikipedia.
Good on ya! We had another SNL alum in the studio this week, Rich Hall. He said he’d heard a lot about me, which made me laugh.
Of course you’re somebody. You’ve taken over for Frank when he’s gone or too busy or having fun with Buttercup. You’re Frank’s number one here at the starship IMAO. Dennis Miller, he’s just a Hollywood type, you’re real people and that’s better than a sharp stick in the eye any day.
Jimmy you have a radio show? Who knew? (and you thought I wasn’t paying attention) Frank you stutter? Again who knew? ( still paying attention)
Well at least you’re not anybody or a busybody…I hate those people…but the worst are those nobodies! They’re EVERYWHERE.
“Harvey, who’s taken over for Sarah”
What does that mean? You going to have Frank’s next baby?
Somebody wasn’t paying attention, and this time it wasn’t me!!!!
Indeed, seanmahair, I have a radio show on SO late at night, no one hears it. So, yes, you weren’t paying attention. 😉
Dang, caught sleeping in the middle of the night again. Sigh. What’s a grandma to do. So much goes on in the three or four hours that I sleep I’m always behind. Seriously how fair is it that when you’re young and can sleep, you can’t sleep (children up at night, work to do, ect). When you’re older and can sleep, you can’t sleep (insomnia, aches, pains, ect) Too early in the morning for philosophy the sun isn’t even up yet. I would say sorry I missed your show but then again maybe not. One has to keep some of their illusions.