… said, “I told you that energy prices would necessarily skyrocket. What, you didn’t know I said that? I guess the news media is doing its job of getting me elected and re-elected by keeping you peasants ignorant.”
…said you should see the bill for all the petroleum jelly it takes to get Michelle on Air Force One for one of our weekend excursions. Oh wait, we don’t pay for that either, heh.
When asked about rising gas prices, Obama…got terse and said “They have gone up a mere pittance, hardly noticable, when you compare it to what we’ve done with the national debt!”
When asked about rising gas prices, Obama…said that his administration was in favor of it because it would force the American public to accept alternative energy sources, even if it hurt their budget. Sad, but true !
snorted “Now look I, I, I, I, I’ve signed an executive order rescinding all funding for roads, bridges and other infrastructure in North Dakota. Those morons are helping keep the price of gas artificially low.”
…said, “Suck it, peasants!”
cheered.
Would you like some of my 800$ a bottle champagne? JZ is da BOMB!
…said “Get used to it. This is all part of socialism for you dumb masses. Now buy that gas and shut the hell up.”
“You didn’t build that”
Merely smiled and said, “You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.”
. . . continued playing golf.
. . . said “You can still barbecue. Care for a hot dog?”
. . . blamed Bush.
… said, “I told you that energy prices would necessarily skyrocket. What, you didn’t know I said that? I guess the news media is doing its job of getting me elected and re-elected by keeping you peasants ignorant.”
…said “Please don’t replace the pump handle when I’m bowing to a Middle Eastern potentate.”
… said, “Pardon me, I have this bichon frise to barbecue, and I don’t have time for you whiney peasants.”
…tossed the question to Biden, who, having stopped pushing the crayon up his nose, said “so what’s Helium selling for these days, anyway?”
… added a new target to the drone strike list.
Bunker is eating bacon when he comments!
Bawahahahahaha!
steepled his fingers in front of his face and muttered, “Excellent.”
blamed in on Romney’s recent comments regarding the Middle East.
muttered, “What? I expected it to be $10 by now. One more failure.”
Blamed GW Bush, accused Romney of being rich and then went golfing.
Racist.
pointed out the that question was racist.
…said, “Well, to be honest, we’re thinking seriously about nationalizing the oil companies to stabilize prices.”
merely shrugged apathetically, picked the fur from his teeth and continued rotating the terrier on the spit over the flames from his Chevy Volt.
… demanded to see Romney’s tax returns.
. . . Replied, “Yes, and government dependency is at an all time high! ”
(http://plays.about.com/od/improvgames/qt/YesAnd.htm)
. . . I thought I said we should have green energy, gas is kind of clear . . I bet the green stuff is cheap, we should use that.
glared at the reported with a raised eyebrow and muttered, “Didn’t you get the talking points?”
shrugged and said, “That don’t matter to me. All my transportation runs on the power of Satan.”
…wistfully recalled the days when the proles only complained about arugula prices.
…alerted his media cronies to do a blitz of hit pieces about the questioner (as usual).
he agreed that to save on transportation costs to the government, he will be forgoing the the Presidential convoy and only travel by palanquin.
stomped his feet in anger and said, “I’m doing what I can. All my golf carts are electric.”
announced his new green fuel initiative called Solyent Petrol.
… You think that’s bad, you should see arugula! Now let me eat my waffle!
…said you should see the bill for all the petroleum jelly it takes to get Michelle on Air Force One for one of our weekend excursions. Oh wait, we don’t pay for that either, heh.
said, “All I know is that Osama Bin Laden sure isn’t worried about rising gas prices!”
… said that he wasn’t sure what ‘pain at the pump’ is, but assumes that you can get pills for that under Obamacare.
Obama blamed Bush. Wait, what was the question again?
replied: “pull my finger and I’ll show you some wind power.”
said “These aren’t the gas prices you think they are…”
said “Well if you just put more air in your tires, we could eliminate the deficit…”
said “Look at you, still bitterly clinging to your car, house, family, and religion…”
. . . stared at the reporter, still waiting for a serious question.
. . . commented on all the money people save not having to pay tolls because they’re driving less.
. . . announced a new government program to help people pay. He figures it will cover 47% of population.
. . . didn’t say anything. The reporter slapped his forehead. In front of him was an empty chair.
Yes. Michelle has had alot gas lately. And the question would be, what?
That ain’t the only thing rising…if you know what I mean!
~ hadsil – last line. That’s skit material, right there.
…laughed heartily when Michelle replied “Then let them eat beans!”
…replied, “Hey Biff! What the hell is that?” and then ran for it.
Squirrel!
said “I told you to to buy a Volt didn’t I?”
When asked about rising gas prices, Obama…got terse and said “They have gone up a mere pittance, hardly noticable, when you compare it to what we’ve done with the national debt!”
When asked about rising gas prices, Obama…replied “Well with all the unemployment, fortunately not as many Americans need to buy gas to get to work”.
When asked about rising gas prices, Obama…said that his administration was in favor of it because it would force the American public to accept alternative energy sources, even if it hurt their budget. Sad, but true !
When Asked About Rising Gas Prices, Obama said, “hey, I have no dog in this fight; I ate it.”
… missed an easy 4-foot putt, then grumbled something about Sputnik.
Said “yea, glad I don’t have to pay to fuel up Air Force 1”
Said ” that reminds me, I need to get on them about the tire pressures on Air Force 1″
TRICK QUESTION! No one will EVER ask Obama about rising gas prices.
laughed, “Get roller skates, peasant!”
snorted “Now look I, I, I, I, I’ve signed an executive order rescinding all funding for roads, bridges and other infrastructure in North Dakota. Those morons are helping keep the price of gas artificially low.”
…starting singing “You’ve got a brand new pair of roller skates, I’ve got a brand new house in Hawaii.”
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