Straight Line of the Day: After Hugo Chavez Was Reelected President of Venezuela… Posted by Harvey on 10 October 2012, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. After Hugo Chavez was reelected President of Venezuela…
..despite high inflation, growing national debt, and high unemployment. Oh, crap… Reply to this comment
…the Obama State Department sent a fact-finding team to the country to figure out how he did it. Reply to this comment
…the Obama campaign decided it needed new ways to package socialism. Two words: “Big Bird.” Reply to this comment
After Hugo Chavez was reelected President of Venezuela…Sean Penn planted a big wet one on him ! Reply to this comment
After Hugo Chavez was reelected President of Venezuela…all those who stuffed the ballot boxes were executed, in order to maintain security. Reply to this comment
. . . Obama called him to ask if there was an opening for Vice President he could take. . . . Alec Baldwin claimed he would move to Venezuela if Romney won. . . . Obama took notes. . . . pigs did not fly. . . . Obama sent him dog biscuits as a congratulations present, literally “dog” biscuits. Reply to this comment
He released a swarm of piranhas into a marshland capybara habitat on live TV and asked: “Any questions?” Reply to this comment
… Obama made it his first priority to make Venezuela the 58th state and give it. “like eleventy billion” electoral votes. … Obama called Chavez to ask him how much he had to pay to win and if the people that got him elected were available for another gig … Chris Matthews got the thrill back in his leg … Obama invited him over for microbrew and bbq dog … He used his Obamaphone to thank his supporters … Obama chalked up another foreign policy success … Nobody cared because after 4 years of Obama we have much bigger problems Reply to this comment
… he bragged that he won without nearly as many dead voters as Obama will have. Reply to this comment
The occupant offered to be the wife for a night. joey hid his toys. moochele shrugged and put another six year old on her plate. moochelle continued sharpening her Batleth. Reply to this comment
After Hugo Chavez was reelected President of Venezuela… Obama called and asked if the he could borrow Hugo’s ballot counters… Reply to this comment
…Danny Glover, Susan Sarandon, and Sean Penn lit their cigarettes. …Hugo canceled the the delivery of ‘special’ congratulatory canolis to his opponent. Reply to this comment
… the population went into a deep depression. … Obama said, “YES!!” As did China, Russia, our State Department, Iran, etc. … Hillary celebrated by getting drunk and picking up a Huma. Reply to this comment
..despite high inflation, growing national debt, and high unemployment. Oh, crap…
…Frank mysteriously disappeared.
…Obama bowed.
…the Obama State Department sent a fact-finding team to the country to figure out how he did it.
He began reforming his country to make it a capitalism powerhouse.
…Obama started wearing a red beret at all campaign stops.
…the Obama campaign decided it needed new ways to package socialism. Two words: “Big Bird.”
After Hugo Chavez was reelected President of Venezuela…Sean Penn planted a big wet one on him !
After Hugo Chavez was reelected President of Venezuela…all those who stuffed the ballot boxes were executed, in order to maintain security.
… Obama hired him as a debate coach.
. . . Obama called him to ask if there was an opening for Vice President he could take.
. . . Alec Baldwin claimed he would move to Venezuela if Romney won.
. . . Obama took notes.
. . . pigs did not fly.
. . . Obama sent him dog biscuits as a congratulations present, literally “dog” biscuits.
he offered Obama a position in his adminstration.
He released a swarm of piranhas into a marshland capybara habitat on live TV and asked: “Any questions?”
… Obama made it his first priority to make Venezuela the 58th state and give it. “like eleventy billion” electoral votes.
… Obama called Chavez to ask him how much he had to pay to win and if the people that got him elected were available for another gig
… Chris Matthews got the thrill back in his leg
… Obama invited him over for microbrew and bbq dog
… He used his Obamaphone to thank his supporters
… Obama chalked up another foreign policy success
… Nobody cared because after 4 years of Obama we have much bigger problems
…Obama’s illegal foreign campaign contributions mysteriously increased.
…Chavez sent in his absentee ballot, voting for Obama.
. . . Joe Biden went to Disneyworld.
… he bragged that he won without nearly as many dead voters as Obama will have.
The occupant offered to be the wife for a night.
joey hid his toys.
moochele shrugged and put another six year old on her plate.
moochelle continued sharpening her Batleth.
…he promised to de-regulate the oil industry.
JUST KIDDING!
After Hugo Chavez was reelected President of Venezuela… Obama called and asked if the he could borrow Hugo’s ballot counters…
…Danny Glover, Susan Sarandon, and Sean Penn lit their cigarettes.
…Hugo canceled the the delivery of ‘special’ congratulatory canolis to his opponent.
All his dedicated voters were loaded in hearses and went back home to Chicago.
* to wait for their next assignment in November,
…Al Gore demanded a recount
…and Nancy Pelosi was reelected queen of America Somoa
…but he didn’t get a Harumph from Mitt Romney.
Obama went to the Olympia Diner and ordered a Che’burger Che’burger.
He raped the horses and rode off on the women.
…..Sean Penn asked to be his VP.
… the population went into a deep depression.
… Obama said, “YES!!” As did China, Russia, our State Department, Iran, etc.
… Hillary celebrated by getting drunk and picking up a Huma.
…………Jesus wept.
Romney vowed to zap him with his cancer-causing eye lasers.
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