…Axelrod, standing in the empty, detritus-filled green room, racking the slide of a puny, .22 cal. purse pistol, raising it to the side of his head, as he stares, through tear-blurred eyes, at the high-def image of Obama, with each fumfer and stutter, further destroying a dream.
…Holder snapping closed his Samsonite briefcase and searching on his smartphone for “non-extraditable nations”.
…Hillary failing to suppress a shrill, derisive peal of laughter.
…thousands of OWS scruffs yelling at their dormroom TV screens “dude, what happened?”
. . . I felt a great disturbance in the Media, as if millions of Liberals suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something wonderful has happened.
During the debate, off camera you could hear… Obama’s Presidency collapsing into the singularity of fail. Obama even did a double take when that happened.
Just to be clear…I picked #34 B as the winner before I read your endorsements at the end here…that’s how awesome it was. (fyi…endorsements do effect my decision sometimes, because there are often too many good ones to pick from. So if you read something you like, praise it).
..Michelle from behind the curtain saying “Barry if you don’t mop up the floor with that white boy, you’re sleeping in the kitchen garden”
hot dogs being prepared for the post-debate meal.
Chris Matthews sobbing
Yummy tears of unfathomable sadness pattering disconsolately on the cold, cold floor
Michelle interviewing moving companies.
… The teleprompter screaming impotently as it struggled against its restraints.
someone slandering the prophet of Islam, knowing that president Romney won’t scold them for it.
…”Oh my God, The Emperor has no clothes!”
…sobbing.
“HIT HIM WITH THE CHAIR!!!!”
… Stunned silence
… Obama’s campaign managers’ spin machines breaking the sound barrier getting ready to do damage control
… Someone frantically placing orders for more dead voter registrations
… Michelle saying “I gave up a taxpayer – funded anniversary junket for this??”
… A stage hand fighting with a large hook that was constantly trying to pull Obama off stage
… The secret service planning out the next 4 years of covering Romney
… Obama staffers updating their resumes
“….too bad you don’t have any magic underwear, Barack.”
…another aggravating Peyton Manning commercial being made.
“…it’s the economy, stupid.”
. . . freedom starting to break its chains.
. . . “Havah Nagilah”
. . . Joe Biden say, “Come on, even I can do better than that!”
. . . dogs bark “Free at last! Free at last! Thank Lassie and Benji we’re free at last!”
Frantic calls being made to Las Vegas bookies.
Chris Matthews panting in man-lust.
“Whaddya mean this isn’t rehearsal?”
“It’s racist for you to put a camera on Barry! You’re implying he’s trying to shoplift the podium!”
George Soros muttering “This is what I bought?”
… Biden telling someone “no…. I’m Joe Leiberman”
… the sound of President Obama’s cornerman throwing in the towel.
…creepy Jim Messina trying to use the backs of his hands as a teleprompter.
I know this is going to go into moderarion but…
… The collective sound of a hundred million Islamic anuses puckering all at once.
liberals’ heads exploding.
“Round 33 of the staring contest goes to… Romney, again. 33-0.”
Joe Biden saying “Whoa, brutal! I’m glad I don’t have to do one of these things!”
White House staffers signing up with monster.com
Lehrer’s Obama phone ringing.
… a lot of babies crying.
…the music from the movie, “High Plains Drifter” playing in the distance.
…”keep moving, keep moving. We need all of you rats to keep moving. This ship is going down fast.”
…Axelrod, standing in the empty, detritus-filled green room, racking the slide of a puny, .22 cal. purse pistol, raising it to the side of his head, as he stares, through tear-blurred eyes, at the high-def image of Obama, with each fumfer and stutter, further destroying a dream.
…Holder snapping closed his Samsonite briefcase and searching on his smartphone for “non-extraditable nations”.
…Hillary failing to suppress a shrill, derisive peal of laughter.
…thousands of OWS scruffs yelling at their dormroom TV screens “dude, what happened?”
…the song “Cool Clear Water” played in back room:
“Keep a movin’, Dan,
don’t you listen to him Dan,
he’s a devil not a man,
and he spreads the burning sand with water.
(cool water)”
. . . a pinhead drop.
. . . I felt a great disturbance in the Media, as if millions of Liberals suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something wonderful has happened.
…the ghostly evil Hillary cackle.
…Axlerod telling the crowd, “Ignore the man behind the curtain, he is of no consequence.”
…47% of the public saying, “Well…there goes my free phone!”
…Joe saying, “Well…at least he’s still clean.”
… Wow, I guess he really DOES debate better stoned.
…an angel getting its wings.
Michelle Obama crunching Doritos.
. . . George W. Bush snickering, “and they thought that I was stupid!”
. . . the sound of Obama shares plummeting on InTrade.
…people leaving their seats to go pee.
…the sound of Angry Birds being played on Obamaphones.
… Liberal panic; you could smell it, you could taste it, and it was so potent that you could even hear it.
Al Gore (and every other Democrat in America) sighing…loudly.
Joe Biden choking on a tic tac when he realized he’d have to debate Paul Ryan.
Lance Easley saying, “Thank God someone choked worse than me.”
“…I ain’t puttin’ lipstick on dat pig.”
…Bill Clinton yell “Hey Barry, fetch me a cup of coffee, and some doughnuts”.
…Anne Althouse pleading “C’mon Obama, debate like your lady parts aren’t going through the change”.
…B.B. King singing “The Thrill is Gone”
… a choked, final breath as liberalism dies.
. . . “moderator” Jim Lehrer desperately feeding lines to Obama to bail him out . . . oh, wait, that happened on-camera.
During the debate, off-camera you could hear…a seimic shift in the “Undecided” vote.
During the debate, off-camera you could hear…Ahmadinejad peeing his pants.
During the debate, off-camera you could hear…the “Spin Machine” firing up.
During the debate, off-camera you could hear…Jay Carney sobbing.
… D.C. moving companies gloating about how could business will be soon.
. . . lady parts tingling to the right.
The dropping of 1 shoe then the other, then since trouble comes in threes, Michelle
During the debate, off camera you could hear… Obama’s Presidency collapsing into the singularity of fail. Obama even did a double take when that happened.
…squeaking sounds of rubber balloons being stretched to their limits.
no, wait, that was the sound of the aneurysms of matthews, maddow, & company.
p.s. my vote goes to comment #34B, followed by #19, #39, and #50 😉
During the debate, off camera you could hear …
the thrill running down Chris Matthews’ leg and running away screaming.
……the other shoe falling.
…….Michele’s head hitting the table.
…..David Axelrod’s heart (or what passes for that organ) breaking.
I too vote for #34 B. That was awesome.
My vote is #34 second entry. Priceless!!!
Respice post te hominem memento te
Just to be clear…I picked #34 B as the winner before I read your endorsements at the end here…that’s how awesome it was. (fyi…endorsements do effect my decision sometimes, because there are often too many good ones to pick from. So if you read something you like, praise it).
~~HP!~~ to hadsil for that one.
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