…was when Obama broke down and cried, screaming “I don’t want to lose this election! I mean, Michelle and I will be fine, but I’m worried about the middle class.”
Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was walking off stage, knowing that the next time he has to shake Obama’s hand and will be after he takes the Oath of Office.
…was in the opening minutes when he realized he could use this time to catch up on email, text the boys, review tomorrow’s schedule, and catch up on IMAO while still beating Obama like a rented mule.
…….knowing he’ll never have to sit across the table from that smug, self aggrandizing, lying, communist unless he (Romney) chooses. I’d have taken a hot shower with Clorox myself.
Was screaming “Leeeeroy Jenkins” while chasing Obama around the stage.
Was coughing *bull$#it” every time Obama was talking.
…was that it was the last debate.
(Okay, maybe that’s just me talking.)
Was at the beginning when they shook hands and he said sotto voce to Obama “Good luck….loser!”
…was when Obama peed himself.
…was when Obama broke down and cried, screaming “I don’t want to lose this election! I mean, Michelle and I will be fine, but I’m worried about the middle class.”
Donuts in the green room.
Not having to smell dog on Obama’s breath anymore.
…was being able to stop pretending to respect the commie.
The Osmond serenade.
…was realizing that Obuttins tough guy stare was just the usual leftist incomprehension of logic and fact.
…was knowing that the debate was going to end when Obama put on his bunnie slippers.
…was introducing Obama’s National Security Advisors to Obama before the debate.
…was not having Brian Urlacher don a wig and skirt to moderate.
…was Obama displaying how much about our Military that he had learned from playing Call of Duty.
When he realized Obama STILL didn’t have a plan.
….was when he realized which end of a donkey Obama acted like.
will be in November, when we find out who “won” it.
Was when he starting imagining his words as a laser pointer and Obama as a frustrated feral cat unable to catch the light.
…Was when Obama went all googly eyed on him.
… was when several Marines bayoneted the tires on Obama’s limo.
… was the Gallup Swing State Poll results afterwards…
…not getting a boxer, briefs, or magic underwear question.
…was Joe Biden showing up in a Big Bird costume
…was Obama handing him the ‘three envelopes’ at the end.
When Romney pointed out that “Benghazi was a total disaster” Obama turned to the moderator and asked “What is the working title for Terminator 4?”
…was when he unplugged the teleprompter before he came onstage.
…was when the fat lady began to sing…oh…wait…that was the second debate.
…. was only debating Obama as opposed to both Obama and the ‘moderator’.
… was playing the Libya question such that we could all see Obama’s “SH!!T what now?!” face.
… was slapping the “Kick Me” sign on Obama’s back during the opening handshake.
… Ovaltine shots at the afterparty
Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was walking off stage, knowing that the next time he has to shake Obama’s hand and will be after he takes the Oath of Office.
Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was watching Obama play “footsie” with himself under the table.
Mitt Romney’s favorite part of the last debate…was that Bob Sheiffer was “easier on the eyes” than the first two moderators.
As usual, ~~~~~ for #29.
Hehehehe!
Was when he thought to himself “this skinny punk beotch thinks he can intimidate me by starring at me hard. My dookie is harder than this guy.”
…was in the opening minutes when he realized he could use this time to catch up on email, text the boys, review tomorrow’s schedule, and catch up on IMAO while still beating Obama like a rented mule.
…was seeing David Axelrod banging his head against a wall backstage crying “It should have been a slam dunk, you let it get away!” to Obama.
…….knowing he’ll never have to sit across the table from that smug, self aggrandizing, lying, communist unless he (Romney) chooses. I’d have taken a hot shower with Clorox myself.
Reference link for #22:
http://www.notboring.com/jokes/work/3.htm
Funny: instead of three envelopes I usually associate Obama with the three seashells (Demolition Man)
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