Union/Occupy protests blocking the streets in republican districts.
Viral research with the Umbrella Corp. so the dead can get to the polls.
Giving up all pretext and just paying people for their votes. (It’s more cost effective to just hand-out $20s . . . maybe even $100s at the polls, no?)
… visiting the morgue to make sure all occupants vote.
… singing Obama telegrams
… vote for Obama and Michele will let you eat whatever you darn well please!
… Just vote for the man and nobody gets hurt
… Kobe Dog for everyone!
… a big celebration when the debt hits 17,000,000,000,000
… a desperate move of calling Romney a felon, implying women’s rights will be gone forever if he wins, lying about his response to Libya, focusing more on fundraising than governing, and accusing Romney of killing a woman by givin her cancer ….. nah: no one could get THAT desperate.
…New Ballots!!!!! If you are voting for the white guy leave the space beside his name white, but if you are not racist and want to vote for the black guy, fill in the little box and make it black. Like me!!!!
…is the latest jobs program, 1,000,000 Black Panther exit poll workers.
…instituting sanctions against Michelle Obama to get her to stop attacking your food.
That last one was a bit too much like Carolyn’s so …promising sanctions against Michelle if her arms build-up is not matched by a reduction in buttocks.
…is a commercial in which Elmo is frolicking in a field of flowers, followed by a close-up of Elmo’s face zooming into his eye, where you see a nuclear explosion over Sesame Street reflected in it.
…involves sending a copy of the Necronomicon (The Audacity of Hope) to all cemeteries across the nation, then telling Uncle Joe to go retrieve them all by saying “Klaatu…Barada…Necktie!!!”
The Democrats’ latest get-out-the-vote-effort…claiming problems with the postal service requires all welfare, social security, and union retirment checks must be picked up in person at the polling stations on Nov. 6th.
The Democrats’ latest get-out-the-vote-effort…going through urban areas with a”Magical Mystery Tour” bus loaded with clouds of ganja smoke and taking anyone who gets on board to the polls to deliver the ballots which were convieniently filled out for them.
The Democrats’ latest get-out-the-vote-effort…involves a final week of bombarding MTV with ads claiming that Mitt Romney wants to outlaw anyone old enough to vote from living with their parents.
The Democrats’ Latest Get-Out-The-Vote Effort… is to find Occupy Wall Street encampments, and then chase them around with flamethrowers until they pull the lever.
…is that Democrats NEVER die… http://www.examiner.com/article/north-carolina-registers-over-583-democrat-votes-over-the-age-of-112
Police Chief Martin Brody saying – “I think you’re gonna need a bigger vote.”
…someday you’ll be voting democrat anyway. Might as well start while you’re still alive so you can get a free phone.
1 vote = 1 lbs. of bacon (the rat b@st@rds, that might actually work)
Shovels….
(OK, its a lot like Lance’s caption)
…ok Rodney…I’ll tweek yers a bit…how-bout… “Shovel Ready”?…
…Is giving away ObamaPads. They are like an Ipad but only work union hours.
Revolving doors on the voting booths in democrat districts.
…Is a parade of sluts. A little old fashioned, but you have to admit, rather effective.
…goes like this: “Nice dog you got there. Be a shame if someone ate it.”
@Critter: …new and improved ObamaPads!!! You put ’em between your legs and squeeze. TINGLE!
Giving away free choom! No, really. They’re already doing this in local Cali elections.
…is offering Sandra Fluke in “intimate gatherings.”
…for the women, Bill Clinton will stain your dress. Repeats will cost you.
Union/Occupy protests blocking the streets in republican districts.
Viral research with the Umbrella Corp. so the dead can get to the polls.
Giving up all pretext and just paying people for their votes. (It’s more cost effective to just hand-out $20s . . . maybe even $100s at the polls, no?)
is hiring the census takers back to boost employment and using them to record votes door-to-door.
is changing the straight line to the GLBT line
Install voting booths in Iran.
… Kill anyone not voting for Obama… Because every dead voter will vote for him.
…free shiny objects and noise making doo-dads for every democratic vote.
…Is getting out the vuvuzela vote.
… Open polling places at all cemeteries, welfare offices, and ACORN offices.
…pie!
…excessive whining.
…is that a random cast ballot for Obama will be selected for a dinner in the White House with Eva Longoria.
…if he wins Madonna WON’T take off the rest of her clothes.
…is offering Janet Napolitano as a birthday party clown for the kids.
…Free Kittens!
…involves a man with a horsedrawn cart calling, “Bring out your dead.”
…has the incredible hulky Michelle Obama threatening to strong-arm you.
is telling everyone, “You’d do it for Randolph Scott!”
…first build a giant wooden badger.
Is repeating over and over again..”get out an vote! Else dey goin pud us all back in de chains an take away our fone n rubbahs”
…meet the new campaign. Same as the old campaign.
…free birth control with every vote
…new Obama slogan – “If I had a vagina, it would look like Sandra Fluke’s”
… visiting the morgue to make sure all occupants vote.
… singing Obama telegrams
… vote for Obama and Michele will let you eat whatever you darn well please!
… Just vote for the man and nobody gets hurt
… Kobe Dog for everyone!
… a big celebration when the debt hits 17,000,000,000,000
… a desperate move of calling Romney a felon, implying women’s rights will be gone forever if he wins, lying about his response to Libya, focusing more on fundraising than governing, and accusing Romney of killing a woman by givin her cancer ….. nah: no one could get THAT desperate.
…New Ballots!!!!! If you are voting for the white guy leave the space beside his name white, but if you are not racist and want to vote for the black guy, fill in the little box and make it black. Like me!!!!
…is the latest jobs program, 1,000,000 Black Panther exit poll workers.
…instituting sanctions against Michelle Obama to get her to stop attacking your food.
That last one was a bit too much like Carolyn’s so …promising sanctions against Michelle if her arms build-up is not matched by a reduction in buttocks.
…everyone here gets BACON! Especially CarolyntheMommy!
…is a dog in every pot!
…is pot in every dog!!
Woo hoo!
… involves dragging black people to the polls in chains.
…Involves Haley Joel Osment and Bruce Willis
…is a commercial in which Elmo is frolicking in a field of flowers, followed by a close-up of Elmo’s face zooming into his eye, where you see a nuclear explosion over Sesame Street reflected in it.
…involves sending a copy of the Necronomicon (The Audacity of Hope) to all cemeteries across the nation, then telling Uncle Joe to go retrieve them all by saying “Klaatu…Barada…Necktie!!!”
…Is a victory tour hosted by Joe Biden who is going to say whatever he darn well pleases!
…consists of Axelrod, Plouffe and D W S having a videoed 3-way and you will be ‘made to pay’ for your mandatory copy if you ‘do not vote for BHO’.
…and remember, we see you and know where you live……….
…a free ride to the rehab clinic.
The Democrats’ latest get-out-the-vote-effort…claiming problems with the postal service requires all welfare, social security, and union retirment checks must be picked up in person at the polling stations on Nov. 6th.
The Democrats’ latest get-out-the-vote-effort…allowing every prison inmate who received a stimulis “tax refund check” to vote this year.
The Democrats’ latest get-out-the-vote-effort…going through urban areas with a”Magical Mystery Tour” bus loaded with clouds of ganja smoke and taking anyone who gets on board to the polls to deliver the ballots which were convieniently filled out for them.
The Democrats’ latest get-out-the-vote-effort…involves a final week of bombarding MTV with ads claiming that Mitt Romney wants to outlaw anyone old enough to vote from living with their parents.
Make telemarketing calls on behalf of the Romney campaign.
On Halloween flood the streets with kids in George W. Bush masks.
Commercial: Lots of people saying “Oh” as if in orgasm then show they’re actually looking at Obama during the second debate.
A date with Ms. Fluke.
The Democrats’ Latest Get-Out-The-Vote Effort… is to find Occupy Wall Street encampments, and then chase them around with flamethrowers until they pull the lever.
A complimentary Chevy Volt for every 5 votes you cast.
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