Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
GM’s rolling out a new electric car…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
GM’s rolling out a new electric car…
. . . that is powered by gasoline in cars owned by rich people around you.
It couldn’t be helped, all the ramps were set up downhill.
…because it doesn’t run under its own power.
Called the El Fuego, it has a copper frame–that way even the flames are green.
… but it would be more efficient to cut out the middle man and just power them off of fire extinguishers.
…after you use the door key you tie it to the kite.
…attendees of the unveiling will be provided with long sticks and marshmallows.
which solves the battery life problem, and comes with a 5 mile extension cord, and additional cords are available for a fee, on back order. Only warrantied if you return home the exact same way you left.
…that runs on the same gauge track that Biden’s choo-choo train runs on.
Unfortunately, due to the impending budget sequestration, The U.S. Coast Guard will only be ordering 4,000 of them.
@Dohtimes – Biden’s choo-choo went off the tracks long ago.
… Called the Obummer. It runs on BS and flatulence and can carry one set of golf clubs in its trunk.
…it comes in original, hickory, or mesquite.
. . . that blames its problems on its predecessors.
GM’s rolling out a new electric car…and it has a ninrty-foot Lightning Rod for refueling. It can only travel across country during a hurricane.
In honor of Mr. President, GM announces the new DOLT.
…and now Rita the meter maid works for Con Edison.
that uses fewer D-cells than Michelle’s pleasure toys.
That Obama bought for all his Chicago friends, until he found out is really was electric and not eclectic.
…batteries not included.
It comes with a free charger.
Plymouth says to drive the Charger. It’s a better car.
Which was immensely popular, as with only 1.21 Gigawatts of power it could travel to a time when Obama wasn’t/isn’t President.
Doesn’t it run on 220?
220, 221, whatever it takes.
..because they can’t make Volts fast enough to keep up with demand….
…because “we won”
… because they couldn’t think of anything worse to do with your money…
….when they could of had a V8
could have had
It has an amazing range of (insert your electric cord length here).
…driven by consumer demand. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!
Runs on AA batteries! Only 1 foot long! Get one for your kids for Christmas (remote control sold separately).
It is made of material that, when it bursts into flames, only gives off half of the green house gas of a Chevy Volt.
Comes with new options such as an on-board fire suppression system.
…it will only come in pink and will be named “O-Barbie’s Dream Car”.
…where 47% of the battery doesn’t work at all.
This is tough “GM’s rolling out a new electric car…” is both the straight line AND the punchline.
. . . and those in the market for a new automobile are rolling it right back to GM.
… instead of having it’s power output measured in horse power, It will be measured in the more eco friendly hamster power.
… Which employs Dyson Ball technology to allow it to suck more than the Volt
… Available in economy, coupe, and skateboard
… Comes standard with cards in the spokes for that “real car” sound.
…that doesn’t explode upon impact.
…GM loses $100,000 per car sold, but expects to make up the difference in
volumebailouts.…your miles per ton of coal burned to charge the battery may vary.
…the low rider version has the Obama Jesus statue and NaggingWookie alarm whether you want them or not.
…it only comes with an automatic transmission but every time you make a left turn Chris Matthews gets asked if that’s a gear shift in his pocket or is he just glad to see your new car.
GM’s rolling out a new electric car… because it won’t start.
…The Trunk Monkey gets a cattle prod instead of a tire iron.
GM’s rolling out a new electric car…but 17.5 percent of it doesn’t do anything but bitch about how bad management is, moan about how “those damn Japs ruined the American auto industry,” and remind the driver that it gets a 15-minute coffee break every hour.
GM’s Rolling Out a New Electric Car…
Which is charged by Al Gore’s coal burning jet chair –
http://ryskindsketchbook.wordpress.com/2008/07/19/coal-burning-jet-chair/
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