Ask him to tell you stories of the glory days watching Lebanon lob missiles at Israel and raping children on the Congo.
While he’s distracted by waxing poetic, put a badger in his pants and upload it to u-tube.
Thanks in advance.
Tell him that the Constitution, State law, and local ordinances all trump “international agreements.” And that if he does not work officially for the Supervisor of Elections he must do his observing from a distance of 100 feet. And that if he comes in anyway, that deputy sheriff over there has the duty to take him into custody.
Knock that swishy, wussy-looking, sky-blue beret off of his head, then remind him how the Wehrmacht made the French army its begging biotch in under a month, back in the early 40s, then remind him of the great Gallic victory in Indochina in the 50s…(oh…that’s right…the French tucked tail and ran high-diddle-diddle away from Viet Nam!) Then remind the poor, dumb bastid how it took the blood, toil and treasure of the US to save the days in those respective instances…and if it wasn’t for Lib Dem politicians like Truman and LBJ overruling commanders in the field that the Cold War might not have happened and extended combat in Viet Nam never taken place.
Ah, screw it, punch the sod in his pinched, ferret face, laugh like a jester at the idjit as his nose clots, and stride into the voting booth as if your very political and social future depends on your single vote.
… thank him for making sure we aren’t suppressing rights and thank him for the bang up job the U.N. did in ensuring the same for Syrians, Sudanese, Kosovars, Chechnyans, Somalis….
Go to vote with two friends in Dearborn, MI
Friend 1, “Please hold my Bacon as I go in to vote (handing UN Observer bacon)
Friend 2, “Please hold my Koran as I go in to vote (handing UN Observer Koran)
You: “LOOK, INFIDEL DESECRATING THE KORAN!”
(problem solved)
If you see a UN observer at your polling place…just ignore them. Americans, especially when we’re in polling places, are way too Awesome to even acknowledge any of the hypocrites that belong to that frat. house;
Punch him in his foreign monkey face.
… he is probably starting a brothel.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_sexual_abuse_by_UN_peacekeepers
Ask him where he was four years ago, when Obama and Franken and friends were stealing the election.
… ask him/her who they voted for.
Wait, my punchline wasn’t funny. How about that.
. . . fire two warning shots . . . into his legs.
…Keep your children close
…stand uncomfortably close and tell him you’re the official UN Observer Observer.
Offer him an UN-cola.
Say, “Pardon me…. Do you have any Grey Poupon.”
Say, “A sphincter says what?….”
Tell him to prove it by putting on his blue helmet.
Ask him… “Are European or are eurosh!tt!n’?”
…When he tells how Obama will win because he is more “likeable”, remind him of the situations in the Middle East.
…If he pulls out a cell phone and an orange headband, run like ****.
…you get in line behind the Black Panthers and the Cub Scouts while they administer their beatings.
say to him, “Badges… We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.”
Let him know the French have more victories than the UN does.
Ask him for an ID, his work visa and a green card.
Take all his money and tell him it’s for his withholding tax. They’re “working”, right?
Ask him to tell you stories of the glory days watching Lebanon lob missiles at Israel and raping children on the Congo.
While he’s distracted by waxing poetic, put a badger in his pants and upload it to u-tube.
Thanks in advance.
Tell him The Village People photo op was yesterday, and we’re just voting now.
…distract him by pointing and shouting “look, an Israeli building a house!” then he’ll rush to the nearest camera to condemn the zionists.
…temporarily convert the Mexi-cannon into an UN-cannon.
Tell him that the Constitution, State law, and local ordinances all trump “international agreements.” And that if he does not work officially for the Supervisor of Elections he must do his observing from a distance of 100 feet. And that if he comes in anyway, that deputy sheriff over there has the duty to take him into custody.
while I appreciate your heart ernie, this is meant to be a bit more tongue-in-cheek and a bit less “this is what you should actually do for realsies.”
tell him “I fart in your general direction!”
c**k punch him.
Spit on him and tell him to “Observe this!”
…point your musket at his junk and smile.
…ask them how that Uganda thing is working out for them.
@ T-dog #15… Bacon for you, sir! ~~~~~
…ask him why they only show up when a dictator is on the ballot.
…move to a red state.
…air freshener helps.
Remind him that we are one of the big boys and just veto their observations.
tell him you’d like the large size Slurpee and a pack of Camel unfiltereds.
Ask him why they did not observe the Egyption elections.
Ak him if he will hold your gun while you go in and vote.
Offer him directions to the closest border.
Iowa….I think you meant lungs, not legs?
…pull out shotgun a shotgun and ask “So, hows that assault weapons ban working out for ya?”
…
~~~ Bacon to Writer; but really, should we hand guns to those kind of people?
Ask them if they’ve ever seen this much freedom before in their lives.
Remind them they are not allowed to vote.
Point and laugh.
…remember- they’re more afraid of you than you are of them. In fact, you shouldn’t be afraid of them at all.
…make sure they’ve been added to the local sex offender registry.
…just spray water in their faces to scare them off.
…tell him the French observer surrendered his precinct and he should go and occupy it.
…buy stock in sex-slaves inc. and Rapees R Us.
…laugh and inform him that honest elections in the US are the most racist thing white people can aspire to have.
Knock that swishy, wussy-looking, sky-blue beret off of his head, then remind him how the Wehrmacht made the French army its begging biotch in under a month, back in the early 40s, then remind him of the great Gallic victory in Indochina in the 50s…(oh…that’s right…the French tucked tail and ran high-diddle-diddle away from Viet Nam!) Then remind the poor, dumb bastid how it took the blood, toil and treasure of the US to save the days in those respective instances…and if it wasn’t for Lib Dem politicians like Truman and LBJ overruling commanders in the field that the Cold War might not have happened and extended combat in Viet Nam never taken place.
Ah, screw it, punch the sod in his pinched, ferret face, laugh like a jester at the idjit as his nose clots, and stride into the voting booth as if your very political and social future depends on your single vote.
…call Joe Biden so either he or the observer can can rope a dope.
Accidentally give the elbow to the nose to the poor shrimp, as you strut your stuff to the voting booth.
… thank him for making sure we aren’t suppressing rights and thank him for the bang up job the U.N. did in ensuring the same for Syrians, Sudanese, Kosovars, Chechnyans, Somalis….
… thank him for lending his expertise in fair elections to our process. This goes especially for the guys from China.
Bacon to 1,3,5,9.. and anything Jimmy says.
… tell him he forgot his lunch date with (insert name of horrible dictator/dictators here) and he’ll be on his way.
And 7 and 20. Bacon to twenty especially.
Bacon!
As a Canadian I will be observing a polling station in Lincoln, Nebraska. Don’t worry I’ll vote before I’m on duty.
hide the women folk.
…judicious markmanship will be appreciated.
…use your Taser to employ your electronic voting privilege.
…address him as Mr. Chad and then put a noose around his neck because hanging Chads don’t count.
Go up to him and demand, “Kenneth! What it the frequency!”
Go to vote with two friends in Dearborn, MI
Friend 1, “Please hold my Bacon as I go in to vote (handing UN Observer bacon)
Friend 2, “Please hold my Koran as I go in to vote (handing UN Observer Koran)
You: “LOOK, INFIDEL DESECRATING THE KORAN!”
(problem solved)
If you see a UN observer at your polling place…just ignore them. Americans, especially when we’re in polling places, are way too Awesome to even acknowledge any of the hypocrites that belong to that frat. house;
If you see a UN observer at your polling place…tell them you’re here to collect their unpaid parking fines.
If you see a UN observer at your polling place…remind them that Karma does not recognize “Diplomatic Immunity”.
If you see a UN observer at your polling place…ask them :”If we start a genocide, will that make you go away?”
If you see a UN observer at your polling place…bow to them, IF you are voting for Obama.
58 for the win
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