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The weirdest Obama-themed Christmas gift…

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  1. “Obamonopoly” : Everybody’s money just goes in one big pile on the left of the board.
    The “chance” and “community chest” cards award food stamps, cell phones, cars, etc.
    Which ever player is “The Banker” is the only one who ever goes to jail.
    Whoever has the most properties at the end of the game, loses.

  2. is the Obama Life board game where the dice are rolled and all decisions are made for you

    is the WhoVille game where excess heart tissue is confiscated and relabeled as food stamps and welfare

    is the free Obama tree ornament with “present-scan” technology which audits your gifts for tax purposes

  3. …is the James Clapper Clapper, just clap your hands and the light comes on but James is still in the dark.

    …the Obama Rice Cooker, nothing sticks to the cooker or the rice!!!

    …free Jesus Saves Jobs under picture of Obama tattoos.

  4. … is the Obama Holiday Gift Card – you send in your check; 90% is used to pay government worker Christmas bonuses, 8% goes people you would never personally support, and 2% helps people who really do need and appreciate your kind gift (boy is that 2% ever weird and unexpected..)

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