…To make a donation click here
…when I grew up here I, I I, UM, ME ME, UM I I I .
…Choom Gang 4 Life
… Allahu Akbar, what a beautiful sunset
…Holiday greetings from the land of my typical white grandparents
… No, getting your “Fair Share” does not include my vacation days
Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”Dear Nancy & Harry, You guys have got to raise the debt limit again…Stuff is REALLY expensive on these Islands.”
Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…” Joe, I left my blackberry in the oval office…Could you have Air Force One fly it over here ? Thanks pal ! O.”
Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”Dear Service Member: Like you, I will spending the Holidays in a much warmer climate again this year. As your Commander In Chief, I want you to know that I understand what it is like not to have snow at this time of year…I only hope this postcard doesn’t get lost, like all your absentee ballots did this year.” (P.S. please pass this around, as I do not have time to write another one with all the activities we have planned)
Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…” To Bill Clinton: You have the wrong idea about the lei a pretty Hawaiian girl gives you as soon as you arrive, but we’d still love to have you visit. B.O.”
Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”To the Republican Party: When I get back, we have to get serious about punishing wealthy Americans who believe they deserve privileges which others do not have…Gotta’ go, the masseuse just came in for my apres-golf spa treatment to make me look good for the cocktail party with some of my closest ($) celebs. Good thing the estate is large enough that we won’t bother the neighbors! But, seriously, you Republicans are coddling the rich ! B.O.”
I am holding a party tonight for the Governor. I really owe him for “finding” my “Certificate of Live Birth”. I thought that I would have to give up the White House and all of these Perks, and move back to Malaysia. What a dump.
Actually you couldn’t read the postcard as the ink was all smudged with dog grease from the lu’au.
Greetings from Asia
“Scenery is beutiful. Wish you were unarmed.”
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Hope you’re enjoying your Cliff as much as I’m enjoying the beautiful cliffs of Hawaii !
Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-lagunga
“Enjoy your bungee jump.”
…gotta go, late for my tee time.
SUCKERS!!!!!!
“You’re all screwed. Ha. Ha.”
…out of spending money, raise taxes!
…having a great time, wish I had more of your money
…dear taxpayer, thanks for the $20 million estate
…cliff, schmiff….I got vacation days I have to use up
…Obama challenge: The person who votes for me the most times for my 3rd term gets assigned to my Secret Service detail when I retire here
…Better than Bush: I’ve now taken more vacation time and spent more tax money on vacations than Bush! Mission accomplished!
…out for some much-needed down time….keeping all those campaign lies straight is HARD!
…just wait ’till I get back!
…Speedos: I’m bringin’ ’em back!
do you wonder what the king is doing tonight, peasants?
I have decided that coconuts actually are migratory.
climb mount niitaka
…To make a donation click here
…when I grew up here I, I I, UM, ME ME, UM I I I .
…Choom Gang 4 Life
… Allahu Akbar, what a beautiful sunset
…Holiday greetings from the land of my typical white grandparents
… No, getting your “Fair Share” does not include my vacation days
…Having a great time, wait til you see the bill.
Mahalo,
From the Big Kahuna
♬
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout,
I’m tellin’ you why,
Santa Claus is dead….
♬
Wish you were here; but your money will do.
… with enough of this Maui Wowie, I can fly off the Fiscal Cliff, and its all MINE…
“It doesn’t matter that I wasn’t born here… now.”
Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”Dear Nancy & Harry, You guys have got to raise the debt limit again…Stuff is REALLY expensive on these Islands.”
Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…” Joe, I left my blackberry in the oval office…Could you have Air Force One fly it over here ? Thanks pal ! O.”
Dear Taxpayers,
Having a wonderful time. Glad you aren’t here. Send money.
Teh Won
Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”Dear Service Member: Like you, I will spending the Holidays in a much warmer climate again this year. As your Commander In Chief, I want you to know that I understand what it is like not to have snow at this time of year…I only hope this postcard doesn’t get lost, like all your absentee ballots did this year.” (P.S. please pass this around, as I do not have time to write another one with all the activities we have planned)
Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”Dear Joe, 8 Islands=only 1 state ..WHO KNEW !!??”
Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…” To Bill Clinton: You have the wrong idea about the lei a pretty Hawaiian girl gives you as soon as you arrive, but we’d still love to have you visit. B.O.”
Obama sent a postcard from Hawaii that said…”To the Republican Party: When I get back, we have to get serious about punishing wealthy Americans who believe they deserve privileges which others do not have…Gotta’ go, the masseuse just came in for my apres-golf spa treatment to make me look good for the cocktail party with some of my closest ($) celebs. Good thing the estate is large enough that we won’t bother the neighbors! But, seriously, you Republicans are coddling the rich ! B.O.”
“all yur tuna are belong to me”
Basterd
I am holding a party tonight for the Governor. I really owe him for “finding” my “Certificate of Live Birth”. I thought that I would have to give up the White House and all of these Perks, and move back to Malaysia. What a dump.
“Still accepting campaign donations.”
…you may be too late to donate to my reelection compaign, but you still have time to contribute to my deification process.
…It’s good to be the king.
…thank you taxpayers, anywhere I stay is really just Section 8 housing with a view.
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