Straight Line of the Day: The Easiest Way to Get on Obama’s Enemies List…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…

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  1. … speak out against him in the 7 outlying states in the Austrian language

    … refuse to pass the A1 sauce the next time he has chihuahua

    …. introduce Michelle to thong underwear

    …. introduce Joe Biden to thong underwear

  2. …is to get lax with your communist party duties.

    …is to not vote for him. Second easiest is to only vote for him once per election.

    …is to mention his crazy, skanky momma or Michelles huge butt. Or his big ears.

  3. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list…is to suggest that any of his relatives who are STILL in this country (on welfare & entitlements), after being deported by the laws of this country.. SHOULD be deported.

  4. …do or be something he can lay blame on whether you are responsible or not.

    …according to BoJesus Obama himself the easiest way to GET on the list is not to BE on the list and you WILL be on the list.

  5. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that his moobs are bigger than Michelle’s, but his feet are smaller. And we all know what they say about a man with little feet….

  6. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to point out that even after all that time he spent on golf courses at the taxpayers’ expense, he’s still not good enough to make the Sidwell Friends girls J.V. team.

  7. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is to cut off Eric Holder’s access to guns, Harry Reid’s access to children, Nancy Pelosi’s access to Botox, and Michelle’s access Funyuns.

  8. The easiest way to get on Obama’s enemies list is say, “I agree there’s an articulate, smart black woman who’s highly qualified to be Secretary of State…but everyone calls her ‘Condi,’ not ‘Susan.'”

  9. …take the dogburger Obama brought for lunch and feed it to Bo.

    …tell Joe Biden Lincoln’s gold is buried somewhere on Obama’s favorite golf course.

    …using math, show him from now on, it’s all his fault.

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