…is the miniature prayer rug
…is the burkha covering the entire tree
…is the 2013 Acapulco Cliff-Diving attendee memento
…is the snow-globe with an inhale pipe
…is the candle burning at both ends
…is the red garland at nearly the top labeled Iranian Nukes
…is the shrunken wookie-head doll
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the replica government-issued contraceptive Mary would have gotten if Republicans hadn’t waged war on lady parts.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the paper cutout reading “Property of the People’s Republic of China.” What? That wasn’t an ornament? My bad.
…a diorama of desolation with two trunkless legs on a pedestal, on which the words appear, “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
The tears of hippies mourning the poor slaughtered tree.
Haahahahhhaaaa… Okay seriously, on the White House Holiday Tree there were pollster approved, non-offensive, non-denominational, bio-degradable, recycled, inclusive….
was the solar powered twinkie being slow roasted over a pile of burning US flags, rotated by union members making 100K / year for turning the twinkie for 10 minutes a day, that plays a “4 more years!!” chant when it flips over and can be converted into an free Obama phone. Sticker on bottom says Obama-care waiver sold separately.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service evidence seizure tag labeled, “Gibson Guitar Corporation, Nov. 17, 2009.”
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is the tiny manger scene showing all the Democrat Party and mainstream media elite staring in wonderment at a cradle containing the newborn Obama.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the depiction of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi on the mountain in the presence of Obama as the tablets inscribed with the Affordable Care Act are handed to them.
Weirdest ornaments on the White House Christmas tree…are the thousands of “Fast & Furious” Freedom of Information Act requests and Congressional subpoenas sent to the White House and the Justice Department.
A binder full of women.
Joe Biden’s underwear.
… A paper chain made of the constitution.
a dog collar with BBQ sauce
A little baby Obama nativity scene.
Harvey’s shrunken head
an iPod that constantly plays Obama’s “greatest” speeches.
a miniature bust of Winston Churchill.
Osama bin Ladin’s head.
This hammer-and-sickle-shaped ornament that looks like a hammer and sickle.
A set of Evel Knievel “Fiscal Cliff Jumping Bungee cords.”
The dinner plate with Bo’s picture on it.
Boehner’s testicles
A lump of West Virginia coal.
A sign saying, “THIS IS A HOLIDAY TREE, NOT A ******MAS TREE.”
The star at the top? Inside a crescent moon.
…70 Virgin Mary’s
A statuette of Mohamed.
– Moroni’s gold plates
– A Rick Perry “Don’t Mess With Taxes” bumper sticker
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is Mitt Romney’s tax records.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is Harry Reid’s blow-up child.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…are the absentee ballots of America’s military. Good thing it’s a big tree.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a restraining order taken out by Michelle Obama against Sandra Fluke.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a model of the bus driven over Debbie Washerwoman Schultz.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a snowglobe of Bin Laden’s compound that Obama led SEAL Team 6 into.
…is the miniature prayer rug
…is the burkha covering the entire tree
…is the 2013 Acapulco Cliff-Diving attendee memento
…is the snow-globe with an inhale pipe
…is the candle burning at both ends
…is the red garland at nearly the top labeled Iranian Nukes
…is the shrunken wookie-head doll
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the replica government-issued contraceptive Mary would have gotten if Republicans hadn’t waged war on lady parts.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the paper cutout reading “Property of the People’s Republic of China.” What? That wasn’t an ornament? My bad.
@DamnCat #13: …. and a snow globe filled with Boehner’s tears…
A 1:24 scale model of Sandra Fluke’s diaphragm
…a diorama of desolation with two trunkless legs on a pedestal, on which the words appear, “My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
…a Chirstmas angel made to look like Sandra Fluke. People worry about sticking on the top bit without a condom.
…and empty chair.
. . . a pewter sculpture of a dog on a Weber barbecue
. . . a bong
. . . one of the guns from the Fast and Furious operation
Voodoo dolls of Rush, Sean, Laura, Michelle, etc…
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is made from a pair of Kerry Washington’s red lace panties.
A banner along the base that says, “I didn’t decorate this.”
The tears of hippies mourning the poor slaughtered tree.
Haahahahhhaaaa… Okay seriously, on the White House Holiday Tree there were pollster approved, non-offensive, non-denominational, bio-degradable, recycled, inclusive….
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the garland made entirely of dog collars buckled together.
…and ornament of lemmings running off a cliff.
…was the cocaine flocking.
was the solar powered twinkie being slow roasted over a pile of burning US flags, rotated by union members making 100K / year for turning the twinkie for 10 minutes a day, that plays a “4 more years!!” chant when it flips over and can be converted into an free Obama phone. Sticker on bottom says Obama-care waiver sold separately.
a snow globe containing a hospital (we could only hope)
…was the loud speaker that periodically called Obama to prayer.
…was the Santa with a bayonet in his back.
… instead of the traditional tinsel, Sandra Fluke’s used condoms.
….a proposed discount coupon book for food stamps.
…is all the star ornaments that were hung upside down.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…the one that blamed Bush for cutting down the tree.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…the one with Barak at the stable in the nativity scene.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…milk bones
The “Chicago male-only spa” ornament
was a sign saying “I did this”
@38 – “pollster approved, non-offensive, non-denominational, bio-degradable, recycled, inclusive”
Are those the names of some of Obama’s reindeer? 🙂
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…
A slice of baloney that every speech Obama has given is recoded on.
…is the one where the grouchy looking Santa is taking presents away from children…wait a minute, that’s not Santa at all -it’s Karl Marx!
Black Snow
Becausze everyone knows that only White People are racist!
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the dog whistle from the 30 Rockefeller Plaza gift shop.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the little picture telescope with a photo of Harry Reid’s junket to Thailand.
Origami ornaments made from dollar bills
Because under Barack Hussein Osama the dollar has become cheaper than popcorn.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a U.S. Fish & Wildlife Service evidence seizure tag labeled, “Gibson Guitar Corporation, Nov. 17, 2009.”
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was a green Hamas head scarf.
Proof that Barack Hussein Osama is not the Savior-he is the Anti-Christ.
Barack Hussein Osama’s contract with the Devil aka Rahm Emmanuelle
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is the tiny manger scene showing all the Democrat Party and mainstream media elite staring in wonderment at a cradle containing the newborn Obama.
Barack Hussein Osama’s Wish List
Correction: It is his Wanted List of everyone critical of him and his policies.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…was the depiction of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi on the mountain in the presence of Obama as the tablets inscribed with the Affordable Care Act are handed to them.
Weirdest ornaments on the White House Christmas tree…are the thousands of “Fast & Furious” Freedom of Information Act requests and Congressional subpoenas sent to the White House and the Justice Department.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…a snow globe containing the collective courage and integrity of America’s journalists.
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is Teddy Kennedy’s favorite shot glass. The rest of us call it a “5-gallon bucket.”
Weirdest ornament on the White House Christmas tree…is actually on the floor under it: an American flag.
The ‘Fiscal Cliffs and Ladders’ Board game.
The black Michelle angel tree topper, which was the only one with a butt big enough to accomodate a 40 foot spruce.
…was just a shiny button on Janet Reno’s sweater, she had been stuck standing in that corner since Clinton left office.
,,,was the naked Barney Frank who was drunk and thought he was a squirrel.
…was the protest sign put there by an atheist dyslexic animal rights group protesting Christmas and using a fir tree.
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