Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
TechnoChitlins [High Praise!] says:
Why Are There So Many Bizarre Names For A Collection Of Animals?
Many of the terms are conspicuously cute like a cowardice of curs or a murder of crows. Others sound cuter than they are meant to be; a school of fish is a corruption of shoal of fish, which is an appropriate image. Some others: A hover of trout, a husk of hares, a labor of moles, an unkindness of ravens, a murmuration of starlings, a knot of toads, a gang of elk, a fall of woodcocks, a rafter of turkeys, a kindle of kittens, a pitying of woodcocks, a crash of rhinos, a congregation of plovers, and a bevy of roebucks.
What do you call a group of liberals?
A dependence of leftists
Comrades
…It’s a trick question: why would you talk to a group of liberals?
A trove of morons
useful idiots
counterexample
A clusterf**k.
Useless
I seem to remember George Carlin coming up with a list that seemed appropriate.
A flock… now get the flock outta here.
Adios Amoebas
…at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.
a stench
a swindle
a conspiracy
the Democratic party
the faculty of a university
the staff of the New York Times
a waste of DNA
a taxation
a deficit
The nouns for collections of animals, by the way, are called venereal nouns. I am not making this up.
A union.
Wombats – waste of my breath and time.
The unemployed.
an entitlement
To say, “Hey, Get offa my lawn.”
Obama voters.
This is easy – a “union”
How about a “delusion” of liberals
MSM
a dependance of liberals
a delusion of liberals
a stench of liberals
a whine of liberals
a rash of liberals
Congress
Though bacon ~~ for “union” of liberals.
a mob…
Pretty sure it’s still a “ravaging horde” of liberals. They sacked Europe a few times in the last millennium or two and now they’re sacking the US. Techniques may have changed, but pillage is still the end result.
Morally Obtuse
A “Steaming Pile” of Liberals.
A Sh!t Pot full of Liberals.
A-Pack-O-Libs-Now.
China.
A Septic Tank of Liberals.
A retardation of Liberals
An ignorance of Liberals
A choom of Liberals
An occupying of Liberals…(“occupation” might imply Liberals who actually work…we know that’s rarely so.)
A riot of Liberals
A tantrum of Liberals
A prevarication of Liberals
A defecation of Liberals
“Snoot”…….because if their Self Righteous Schnozola isn’t in the air, it’s in your Business.
A hallucination of Liberals
A delusion of Liberals
A criminality of Liberals
A hitchhike of Liberals
A poverty of Liberals
A Whine of Liberals
A Whimper of Liberals
A High Pitched Keen of Liberals
@Mrs. C – Thanks for the bacon.
A drain of liberals.
Is an a$$hole of liberals taken?
A urinal of liberals? (just pronounce it all Europeanish and they’ll never notice)
A cell of liberals.
A block of liberals
A klan of liberals…woops clan?
A cesspool of liberals
A turd of liberals
A sewer pipe of liberals
A suck my ass you pig f*cker! of liberals
How about ‘a pretense of liberals?’
The Harvard Alumni Association
A cemetery of liberals. Proper usage: “Cemeteries of liberals turned out to vote for President Obama.”
…a Fluke of liberals.
…abortion survivors.
Depends on whether your speaking of a group a females…(ie. “There goes a ‘harem’ of liberals”)
…or a group of males who wish they were female…(ie. “There goes ‘the entire cast of GLEE'”)
Little Green Footballs
Walking stench promoters ?
Mobile ,self-aware excrement ?
Flatworms with voiceboxes ?
Botflies with suspicious tastes ?
A hatching of dungbeetles ?
A Nuance of Liberals
An Annoyance of Liberals
A dearth of intelligence.
A wind tunnel (if they line up ear to ear)
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Masses of bacon to “dependence,” “clusterf**k” and “union.”
All I could think of was “plague.”
A COFFLE of Liberals
An Escargatoire of Liberals
Occupy Wall Street
Clueless
@Crabby Old Bat
An entitlement by Conservatarian is pretty good too.
A moon colony.
(Colony is a group of bats)
A gullible of Liberals
An overdose of Liberals
A chamberpot of Liberals
A neutering of Liberals
A petulence of Liberals
A fantasy of Liberals
A ranting of Liberals
A derangement of Liberals
A psychosis of Liberals
A conniption of Liberals
A bowelful of Liberals
A monkeywrench of Liberals
A freeload.
…a void surrounding sphincter of liberals.
…a Prius full of sphincters…oops, liberals.
…a sidewalk doody.
…a high colonic of low expectations.
…taxpayer ticks.
…axle grease for the Obama high speed railroading of America.
What do I call a group of liberals?
A bunch of f***ing idiots, that’s what I call them.
A cesspool of liberals. Since they swirl in a cesspool of situational ethics.
Trouble.
A Pariah of Liberals
a pace of maroons
A steaming pile of liberals
Zombies.
Compost.
Ugly bags of mostly water.
Brain dead.
Neurologically challenged.
Spastics.
a filth of occutards
a lazy of liberals
a delusion of democrats
A waste of protoplasm
A pontification of poltroons
A short-bus of liberals
Rodney Dill, while I appreciate that your idea of calling them wombats involves an acronym, I think that if you did so wombats might sue for defamation of character.
As to what I would call a group of liberals ( in mixed company anyway):
A Confusion
A Panic
A Hissyfit
A Tantrum
A Soviet
An Oppression
A Hypocratic Oaf
A smugness of Liberals
A condescension of Liberals
An idiocy of Liberals
A bleating of Liberals
A punching of Liberals
A palsy of Liberals
A biohazard of Liberals
A pestulance of liberals.
There are only three names for groups of anything.
Small Group = Squad. Ex. I took my squad of dogs out for a walk.
Medium Group = Swarm. Ex. Get out of the way of that swarm of moose.
Large Group = Rampaging Horde. Ex. I ate a rampaging horde of bacon for breakfast.
Liberals being neither man nor beast are given a different set of names for groups.
Small group of liberals is called a nuisance.
A medium sized group of liberals is called a migraine.
A large group of liberals is called a government.
Labor of lemmings
…a union?
A Cankle of Libs
…a pestilence of liberals
…an infestation of liberals
A group of unicorns is a blessing so liberals would be a Cursed Blessing
A fine list indeed.
The one that tickled me the most……
“46. tomg51 says:
December 21st, 2012 at 2:36 pm
Little Green Footballs”
An Obama of liberals.
…a unicorns fart worth of intelligence of liberals.
…a back pocket full of liberals.
…tempting but not worth a felony conviction of liberals.
…a rebuke of Darwin of liberals.
If I were really insensitive and totally politically incorrect I would have to call them a target but I would never do that.
…a whining of liberals
a mistake of progressives
a misconception of progressives
a commune of progressives
a debt of progressives
an intention of progressives
a retrograde of pregressvies
I like union and congress, too
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