Selected Obama Administration Christmas Carols (Barry singing)
♬ You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You be not pout,
I’m tellin’ you why.
I won…..
♬
it’s a link to the Michelle Obama/Joe Biden 2016 campaign fundraising site, where the slogan is “Hedging our bets in case Barack doesn’t get the 22nd Amendment repealed.”
The pop-up reads “Please Vote: Should President Obama be free to raise the debt ceiling without Congessional approval?” Below that are two buttons one labeled “Yes” and the other labeled “I Am A Racist”.
…it’s from Pfizer, now that drug companies are forced by Obamacare rules to sell drugs that make guys impotent and incur permanent shrinkage. And offer free birth control.
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You get the weirdest pop-up ad when you visit the White House web site…
Waldorf and Statler pop up and point at you and start laughing.
A Bob Kostas Gun Control Survey pops. Which Best Describes your views on gun ownership
1. Guns are Evil
2. Throw gun owners in jail
3. Ban all guns
4. Keep guns, ban bullets
5. Kill da wabbit
It’s for a book entitled The Collected Wit and Wisdom of Joe Biden.
for Bill Clinton’s old humidor.
It’s for a credit counselling website…
are for Wookie and Klingon feminine hygiene products
Since November 6th an Electile Dysfunction ad keeps poppin up.
a photo of George Bush appears with the caption “It’s still all his fault”.
an ad for Economics for Dummies.
Waldorf and Statler pop up and start referring to Barry and Michelle as that frog and pig.
…for Martha Stewart’s Merry
ChristmasKwanzaa Canine Cookbook…Selected Obama Administration Christmas Carols (Barry singing)
♬
You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You be not pout,
I’m tellin’ you why.
I won…..
♬
rodney, Umm…
… Offers for hydroponic gardening equipment and grow lights.
Sorry Son of Bob…. sort of…
…an ad for “Nuke-The-Moon™” T-shirts at IMAO.
The White House has been hacked!
… a time share ad for a $40 million house in Hawaii
it’s a link to the Michelle Obama/Joe Biden 2016 campaign fundraising site, where the slogan is “Hedging our bets in case Barack doesn’t get the 22nd Amendment repealed.”
…that inexplicably has words and not just pictures for it’s intended audience.
Bill Clinton in a hoodie, asking if he can come over….
..Buy freedom, 5000$ hr: 1-800-die-last. Ask for the Wookie. Now.
The pop-up reads “Please Vote: Should President Obama be free to raise the debt ceiling without Congessional approval?” Below that are two buttons one labeled “Yes” and the other labeled “I Am A Racist”.
…it’s from Pfizer, now that drug companies are forced by Obamacare rules to sell drugs that make guys impotent and incur permanent shrinkage. And offer free birth control.
DamnCat has been JUDGED!
#20 – Start that can-opener…Tunaaaaaa!
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You get the weirdest pop-up ad when you visit the White House web site…
Waldorf and Statler pop up and point at you and start laughing.
A picture of George Bush saying “Do you miss me yet?”
Available now for just the next 4 years…. Free Phone Sex account with every Obama Phone! Call Now!
…it’s an ad for male enhancement featuring Janet Napolitano.
A Bob Kostas Gun Control Survey pops. Which Best Describes your views on gun ownership
1. Guns are Evil
2. Throw gun owners in jail
3. Ban all guns
4. Keep guns, ban bullets
5. Kill da wabbit
a world map with your location pinpointed and an arrow pointing to mecca.
It says that for a 16 trillion dollar donation you can be President for a day, but you have to pick your cabinet from the cast of the movie Clueless
…it featured Obama thanking us for “voting like like your girl parts depended on it. And so did the women”.
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@Bob in Feenicks. I’ll never have another “funny-feeling”…… thanks… 🙁
… but we’re not allowed to refer to Anthony Wiener in that fashion anymore.