Straight Line of the Day: The Weirdest Pork Item in the Fiscal Cliff Bill… Posted by Harvey on 4 January 2013, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill…
…was for beans to go with the pork. (I as going to say …for bacon subsidies but Tau Dades beat me to a bacon punch line.) Reply to this comment
was a bailout for the company that manufactures balls & spines for Republicans Congresscritters (it was going out of business) Reply to this comment
… is 75 million for fences and warning signs to keep passersby from falling off the cliff. Reply to this comment
… was Sandra Fluke’s anticipated expenses for contraceptives. (Sluts have got to look out for each other, y’know.) Reply to this comment
…was “2 ten-gallon hats for the FJF family, plus 2 .5-pint hats”–whatever that is. Reply to this comment
.. was $5,000,000 to Rep. Keith Ellison to develop his idea for backhas, a lovely bacon burkha for the ladies. Reply to this comment
…two billion for Operation Effed Up And Furious which is a gun buy back program with Mexican drug lords. …three billion dollar grant to retrain people who refer to the physical cliff. …four billion to al jazeera ads recruiting rocket scientists for NASA. …five billion to Google to move all cliffs further from DC. …six billion to find out the most wasteful way to spend six billion dollars. Reply to this comment
…15 million dollars to settle the defamation suit brought by against the federal government by the coalition of pond scum. Reply to this comment
…was bacon subsidies. It’s not so much its inclusion that’s weird as it’s 100% bipartisan support. Reply to this comment
…was a $500 million endowment for Muslim outreach that was gladly accepted by the Islamic community, which then they promptly rioted over because pork is offensive to them. Reply to this comment
Was a 6 billion dollar study to determine if dog meat is Halal as this will determine whether Obama admits to being Muslim. Reply to this comment
Was kosher bacon for the detainees at Gitmo.
…was for beans to go with the pork.
(I as going to say …for bacon subsidies but Tau Dades beat me to a bacon punch line.)
…was for bungee cord entitlements for the 47%
… – dog bacon.
was a bailout for the company that manufactures balls & spines for Republicans Congresscritters (it was going out of business)
… is 75 million for fences and warning signs to keep passersby from falling off the cliff.
… was Sandra Fluke’s anticipated expenses for contraceptives. (Sluts have got to look out for each other, y’know.)
…was actually dog
…was “2 ten-gallon hats for the FJF family, plus 2 .5-pint hats”–whatever that is.
Insurance to insure against the increased insurance costs due to obamacare…
floaties for Gov. Christy
Romantic evening for Obama and Christy… long slow walks of the beach
The weirdest pork item in the fiscal cliff bill… was the spam
… was a jar of pig’s feet pickled in malarkey for Joe.
… .75 billion for Mahalo Rewards Cards.
An endowment for genetic engineering research. Obama wants to make pigs fly.
.. was $5,000,000 to Rep. Keith Ellison to develop his idea for backhas, a lovely bacon burkha for the ladies.
Tax credits for expanding the “Puppy Helper” manufacturing plant.
36 million to study how to remove pork from bills.
…two billion for Operation Effed Up And Furious which is a gun buy back program with Mexican drug lords.
…three billion dollar grant to retrain people who refer to the physical cliff.
…four billion to al jazeera ads recruiting rocket scientists for NASA.
…five billion to Google to move all cliffs further from DC.
…six billion to find out the most wasteful way to spend six billion dollars.
. . . nineteen billion dollars for pig feed for those who voted for this Bill.
A weight loss plan for Chris Christie
…15 million dollars to settle the defamation suit brought by against the federal government by the coalition of pond scum.
…was bacon subsidies. It’s not so much its inclusion that’s weird as it’s 100% bipartisan support.
…was a $500 million endowment for Muslim outreach that was gladly accepted by the Islamic community, which then they promptly rioted over because pork is offensive to them.
Was a 6 billion dollar study to determine if dog meat is Halal as this will determine whether Obama admits to being Muslim.
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