Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama is having a second Oval Office built because…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama is having a second Oval Office built because…
…his ego barely fits in one.
…it’s only FAIR since there’s two houses of Congress.
…he needs one for all his stuff.
… Biden’s bounce house takes up way too much room in the first one.
…it’ll confuse the #ell out of Joey! 😉
he is afraid he will sit in something left behind by Bill Clinton
Michelle’s fat ass has to go somewhere….
..because he has done far more to ruin America than Osama bin Laden did. He earned it.
This one has no corners for Biden to sit in.
His economic recovery has led to such a surplus, he can totally afford a new office.
…because there is nothing he won’t phony up.
…he HAD so much extra “tax” money and nothing to do with it. China is happy about it though.
…the original Oval Office is a gun-free zone and the new one will allow him to shoot skeet all the time.
…his alternate universe Goatee Obama kept prattling about things like federalism, capitalism, and the sanctity of life. this office will lock from the outside, though, so we may never see Goatee Obama.
… he feels the “Oval” office is contradicting the shape of his head, so he is naming this one the “Circle Office”
With trillion dollar spending they needed more room for the Autopen machines.
…, geometry, like math in general, is trivial and confusing. His new “Oval Office” will be known as “The Thrown Room”
…because Biden was told to go sit in the corner, and he’s still looking for one…
… So he can blame everything on the inhabitant of the last oval office and not the present one.
…Biden keeps getting the room confused with the toilet
…the old one is racist.
…it will make make it easier to ditch Biden.
…he trashed the first one shooting skeet.
…he wants to hide things in the walls so he can star in the next National Treasure movie.
…someone said the original had two foci in it, and he’s been scared ever since……
…to make the sign for eternity, so he can stay there forever.
…it’s a shovel ready project.
….he will get to name it after himself, no doubt.
….he can save time by having two world leaders he is apologizing to at the same time.
Why not make it three Oval Orifices? That way, we can play “Which Door Is Obama Behind?” Door #1, Door #2 or Door#3? Oh, Monty…
…picky Muslim dignitaries insisted on meeting him in the offal office.
…his throne clashed with the carpet and drapes in the old one.
…if it looks like a kennel and smells like a kennel and is full of dogs, the old one is just a pantry.
. . . so he can be “out” even when he is “in”.
. . . to have room to launch his clay pigeons.
…because the current one is so old, it’s out-of-round.
#19 is probably truth
. . . to house his head.
. . . to house the Treasury Department once it has been completely emptied.
Because he’s afraid of Reagan’s ghost.
Because he needs more “closet” space.
Because the other one smelled like old white people.
…as befits Obama, the new office will have angels rolling away the stone as Mary Magdalene ushers you into office, which will be empty because he will be out playing golf.
thats where he can watch Honey Boo Boo in private.
Joe is still trying to sit in the corner of the first one….
…cause the ‘stuff’ in the first one is almost over the top of his hip waders.
…’cause Chris Christie got stuck blocking the door of the first one.
…cause his teleprompter has taken over the first one.
..George Soros needed a convenient working area.
… he needed a place to display all his skeet shooting trophies.
… Because his policies have allowed several unfriendly countries to develop missiles capable of hitting Washington so he wanted a decoy
… Because why have one when you can have two at twice the price… Especially when it’s not your money.
… He got sick of Soros sitting in his chair
…he didn’t build that. Someone else made that happen.
…because when you have to cut military pay and maintenance funding the logical thing to do is renovate the Oval Office and build a second one.
…that’s what he gets for putting Joe in charge of Fringe Division.
…he wants to turn the other one into a miniature golf course.
… he needs one for his wookies.
…because he wants to be able to escape Michelle’s rage powers.
…he wants one for his imaginary son to make up for not letting him play football.
…the original one is full of binders.
— my God — he’s undergoing Might-osis!!!
… he wanted to make his earlier decision to buy two identical monstrous bulletproof black buses look totally normal and typical.
… one’s for the money, two’s for the show.
… he decoded a message that said not to forget his Oval-team.
… he screwed up the oath of office AGAIN and promised “to uphold the dualities of the offices of the President of the United States.”
… he thought Marx said “two each, according to his need.”
…their list of things to waste money on is in alphabetical order.
…when it comes time to give up office he can keep one.
…black people still have to work twice as hard to receive proper credit.
The new one has an appearance balcony so he can wave and bless the great unwashed.
. . . so he could talk out of the other side of his mouth.
… it gives Bill Clinton his old work space back so Obama doesn’t have to ask him to repeatedly fly back from NY every time he needs his a$$ saved.
…. because he wants to tell even more people, “You didn’t build that.”
… he needs more wall space for his portraits of Mao
…. it’s good to give Joey Bear a playroom close to where Obama can keep his eye on him
…he finally found the perfect volcano for it to be built in.
…for racial diversity, it will be built in the Black House.
…two giant ovals remind him of Michelle’s butt.
…he has to find a better way to distracte Biden during games of “Hide & Seek”.
He needed more mirrors so he would never lose sight of himself. Pose, pose, pose
…”No Smoking In The Oval Office” is not written in the plural.
…liberals belief in liberal math think it doubles his chances of finally making a wise decision.
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