Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What will Iran do with all the Buddha statues it confiscated?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What will Iran do with all the Buddha statues it confiscated?
First thing is to see if they might just be mislaid US federal workers by asking them to serve a useful function and timing how long it takes for a union thug to have a press conference.
They’ll put their weed in there.
They’ll rub their Buddha bellies and then chop them off.
…pack them full of suicide bombers and leave them near the outskirts of infidels’ cities
…create distractions by destroying them publicly on TV and while the Western media is throwing fits over the outrage, they’ll quietlyl develop nukes and continue to maintain the status quo
…they will just let them be
… They will be saved for very special stonings.
…They’ll use the as space capsules for their next missions.
Let Tony Soprana take care of them, Buddha bing, Buddha Boom.
Stage Michael Moore look alike contests.
Double it’s chances to medal in the next Winter Olympics.
With our luck, they’ll discover which one is the real Michael Moore and return him/her/it to the nearest U.S. embassy (too expensive to fly back to the States).
Make some ginormous inscense burners for overseas sales. (“Yo, President Choom! We got something to dress up that new Oval Office.”)
Reverse engineer them. Knowing how to make statuary could really put Iran on the map!
Ship them all back to Buddhapest, where they probably came from.
…the mother of all “white elephant” parties.
If their space program doesn’t work, they can use them to deliver nuclear warheads to their targets. Worked well for with Assyrian statues….
Corner the Lawn Buddha market.
Smash them to bits, pound the bits to powder, grind the powder to dust, mix the dust with sand, and make bread-and-Buddha sandwiches for the U.N. Human Rights Council.
Drive them around Iran and take pictures of them in unique desolate places and hot women in burkas, then leave them on their owners doorstep a year later with all of those neat pictures.
While there are absolutely no gays in Iran they will cover them with burqas so the fat ones will not tempt anybody with their bosoms until some effeminate but not gay suicide bombers can be rounded up to dispose of them.
@ Oppo #19…
Bread and Buddha sandwiches…BACON! ~~~~~
Sell them to Obama as Arabian Skeet.
You mean, after chopping their heads off? I mean, that’s a given, right?
glue on little beards and sell them as chubby Ahmadinejad bobble heads.
They keep all of them in case they have to enter Nerdvana someday…..
I say give it to Oppo for #19, but perhaps I’m being too practical.
…”Buddha statues? What Buddha statues? Like homosexuals, Iran has no Buddha statues.”
Continuing on with Oppo’s Buddha food theme:
Fish fried in Buddha.
Buddha-milk pancakes.
Chocolate cake with Buddha frosting.
Everything tastes better with Buddha.
You won’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Re 29 Jimmy says:
You won’t believe it’s not Buddha.
Heh
…keep one for when Biden visits – just show him to a room with the statue, introduce him as “the new Foreign Minister”….hillarity WILL ensue.
…convert them to Islam using reason, logic, and lots and lots of violence.
…leave them in town squares with plaques that say “Gluttons will be turned to stone”
…convince Kim Jung Un they are statues of him, and then ask to work together with him on their next “science project”.
Chiayatollah.
Force them to lose weight by not feeding them.
Inprison them for 444 days…or until America puts a Republican back in the White House.
Make the ultimate stop motion animation version of the Harlem Shake.
…it’ll sell’em to some guy named Jake…
trade them to the US for missiles and other armaments.
have the best decorated taxis in the middle east.
blindfold them and record their beheddings for Al (gore) Jazera.
Trade them to North Korea for more missile technology.
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