…the tourists get scared when the kid rides by on his Big Wheel saying “Redrum, Redrum”.
…some of the older folks balked at having to get down and crawl past all the doorways.
…renting it out to the porn industry was a huge money maker and people were made physically ill by the disgusting behavior displayed by the more mainstream members of the entertainment industry.
…their liability skyrocketed when people kept tripping over John Kerry’s hitching post.
The REAL reason Obama stopped allowing tours of the White House…is just another part of his plan to distance the “American Public” from the “Office of the President” as much as possible.
The REAL reason Obama stopped allowing tours of the White House…is that no matter how hard h tried, he could not get Rev. Wright to use his “indoor voice”.
1) Like that kid in your neighborhood who was always getting the best and latest,and you ragged him, due to you being you, Barry took his ball and went home to pout, ’cause he heard somone makin’ fun of his big ears.
2) The latest stuff written on the public restroom’s mirrors was really the last straw……..
3)Everyone had to suffer, cause Michelle heard one single solitary soul makin big-time fun of her
Gi-Normous Bum,….. so **there**, America……….
4)He did it, simply because he could, sillies. ” President Barry don’t need no stinking reasons…!! ”
5) O for A called and said they needed more privacy.
…Chris Christie met Michelle’s ass in a hallway, creating an immovable object subjected to an un-objecting subject that can be rejected but not ejected.
… all the other tyrants made fun of him for allowing peasants in his home
…because like Chevy Chase… he’s been indoor golfing… na na na na nananana…
…Biden kept coming with his shotgun.
…they all kept asking when they’d see the white puff of smoke…
… He’s worried that someone will find the Red Lectroid nest
…was the occasional embarrassing quesiton. (“Who’s that homeless guy out back with the trash?” “You mean the Dali Lama?”)
… he was afraid he would be sighted strolling to the oval office in his underwear
…everytime someone saw Obama during a tour they yelled, “He’s got a gun!..”
…the tourists kept petting his lunch.
… it was too hard to keep the choom smell away from the touring public.
… the tours interfered with the routes necessary to sneak junk food past Michelle’s patrols.
… is because Barney Frank is running a Homosexual Escort service (again) in the Lincoln bedroom.
…let the wookie win…
Due to sequestration he was forced to cancel all his trips to the bathroom and now pees in the kitchen sink.
Interferes with construction of the underground Thunderdome.
…the tourists kept getting into his munchies.
. . . visitors have been pointing out the empty candy wrappers to Michelle.
…people keep asking to see Bo and he’s running out of excuses.
…was because whenever he walked into the room they didn’t cheer and whistle like they did for The Fonz.
…people stopped paying the $10 cover charge.
…was that free tours were cutting into OFA’s profits.
…was because the tourists kept giving Biden candy bars and the sugar rush kept him from taking his nap.
…was because it was getting harder and harder to keep Michelle from stabbing fat kids.
…Obama’s disbanded Jobs Council kept trying to sneak in to finally meet him.
the kids make more sense than his cabinet
…the drones wouldn’t fit to keep an eye on the visitors.
…as part of the White House renovations he is gutting the publicly accessible areas and putting in a basketball court.
@FormerHostage #22 — …and harder to keep Shasha from following them around with a tuba.
…the tourists get scared when the kid rides by on his Big Wheel saying “Redrum, Redrum”.
…some of the older folks balked at having to get down and crawl past all the doorways.
…renting it out to the porn industry was a huge money maker and people were made physically ill by the disgusting behavior displayed by the more mainstream members of the entertainment industry.
…their liability skyrocketed when people kept tripping over John Kerry’s hitching post.
Reggie moved back in.
.. the machinery needed to project Obummer’s holographic image is too costly to keep running 24/7.
The REAL reason Obama stopped allowing tours of the White House…is just another part of his plan to distance the “American Public” from the “Office of the President” as much as possible.
The REAL reason Obama stopped allowing tours of the White House…is that no matter how hard h tried, he could not get Rev. Wright to use his “indoor voice”.
The REAL reason Obama stopped allowing tours of the White House…is that he doesn’t need to appease voters anymore.
1) Like that kid in your neighborhood who was always getting the best and latest,and you ragged him, due to you being you, Barry took his ball and went home to pout, ’cause he heard somone makin’ fun of his big ears.
2) The latest stuff written on the public
restroom’s mirrors was really the last straw……..3)Everyone had to suffer, cause Michelle heard one single solitary soul makin big-time fun of her
Gi-Normous Bum,….. so **there**, America……….
4)He did it, simply because he could, sillies. ” President Barry don’t need no stinking reasons…!! ”
5) O for A called and said they needed more privacy.
…was… crabs.
… that he already sold out the place, so why keep having Open Houses?
…because your $50,000 minimum gets you in the door and who is gonna let anybody stupid enough to pay that wander around his house.
…the exhaust vent in Michelle’s bathroom kept getting clogged up with white people from Kansas.
…his new energy program uses the stink of failure as a fuel and some of the tourists are Republicans.
…Chris Christie met Michelle’s ass in a hallway, creating an immovable object subjected to an un-objecting subject that can be rejected but not ejected.
…
… They’re tired of having to make Biden put his pants back on…
… was so he could give TeleprompTours.
… was Bush. Haven’t you been paying attention?
… was so that he could officially rename it “Guantanamo” and keep one campaign promise.
… was to bring out the racists who would question it. I guess you *haven’t* been paying attention.
… was because he doesn’t want any of the 2,000 illegal immigrants just released from jail coming to pay a visit. “Not In My Barack Yard.”
….they’re selling off artifacts piece by piece and haven’t gotten the fake ones back for their fences yet.
… was because he didn’t want to look petulant and petty after not getting his way on the sequester. Heh. Another thing he’s failed at.
…it was getting too difficult to hide the smell of choom.
… was because, as usual, he wasn’t listening too closely to Michelle, and all he heard was “Let’s move!”
…their new green policy required green, preferably in the form of Benjamins to gain access.
…Harry Reid was wrong about the tourist smell, they enter fresh and stink on the way out, for some strange reason.
…the bathroom with Michelle’s Ferguson was open to the public.
…there is more than one way to skin a cat but only one for a Wookie and watching laws and sausage made pale in comparison.
… he got tired of people looking at Moochelle’s chair and making comments about “Wide Loads”.
Pure Meanness
The REAL Reason Obama Stopped Allowing Tours of the White House…he didn’t make up his bed.
everyone kept asking to get a picture with chewbaca
… was the “WIDE LOAD” sign someone taped across Moochelle’s butt, by someone she insulted.
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