Straight Line of the Day: The REAL Reason Obama Stopped Allowing Tours of the White House…

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The REAL reason Obama stopped allowing tours of the White House…

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  1. …the tourists get scared when the kid rides by on his Big Wheel saying “Redrum, Redrum”.

    …some of the older folks balked at having to get down and crawl past all the doorways.

    …renting it out to the porn industry was a huge money maker and people were made physically ill by the disgusting behavior displayed by the more mainstream members of the entertainment industry.

    …their liability skyrocketed when people kept tripping over John Kerry’s hitching post.

  2. The REAL reason Obama stopped allowing tours of the White House…is just another part of his plan to distance the “American Public” from the “Office of the President” as much as possible.

  3. 1) Like that kid in your neighborhood who was always getting the best and latest,and you ragged him, due to you being you, Barry took his ball and went home to pout, ’cause he heard somone makin’ fun of his big ears.
    2) The latest stuff written on the public restroom’s mirrors was really the last straw……..
    3)Everyone had to suffer, cause Michelle heard one single solitary soul makin big-time fun of her
    Gi-Normous Bum,….. so **there**, America……….
    4)He did it, simply because he could, sillies. ” President Barry don’t need no stinking reasons…!! ”
    5) O for A called and said they needed more privacy.

  4. …because your $50,000 minimum gets you in the door and who is gonna let anybody stupid enough to pay that wander around his house.

    …the exhaust vent in Michelle’s bathroom kept getting clogged up with white people from Kansas.

    …his new energy program uses the stink of failure as a fuel and some of the tourists are Republicans.

  5. …their new green policy required green, preferably in the form of Benjamins to gain access.

    …Harry Reid was wrong about the tourist smell, they enter fresh and stink on the way out, for some strange reason.

    …the bathroom with Michelle’s Ferguson was open to the public.

    …there is more than one way to skin a cat but only one for a Wookie and watching laws and sausage made pale in comparison.

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