Straight Line of the Day: Apple Was Denied a Trademark for the Word “Mini”, But Did Manage to Trademark…

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Apple was denied a trademark for the word “Mini”, but did manage to trademark…

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  1. …Mini, after they bought out Mini Cooper and dropped the Cooper part and merged.

    …Ipiti the fool who has to buy a mini.

    …nice iGadget even if mini skirts won’t make us any royalties.

  2. …the iNadless, an app for a virtual Nerf gun that fires blanks, which will be debated over as fulfilling our 2nd Amendment needs.

    …the letters m, i and n, and then had them enter into a three way gay marriage where they adopted another i.

  3. …the iMoochie, it gets bigger and bigger each year and wants to limit the size of your devices, and number of apps you can buy and use.

    …the iBiden which has no memory or useful functions and in fact nobody wants or needs but we have to pay for. Instructions for use only include the reckless discharge of firearms and making bigoted remarks in public. Does come with a fuzzy cover and shuts off automatically if confronted with a logic problem.

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