‘Obama’s Budget’ would actually be a good name for a car rental agency: it’s all about getting your hands on someone else’s property. And it might just as well be named “Hertz.”
… could be entitled “Entitled.”
… could be called “We’ll Borrow” — it’s full of manure, and no one knows why he’s pushing it.
… proves that, Christian or Muslim, gay or straight, he is addicted to pork.
……..looks a lot like his old budget except he actually printed something off. It makes no more sense than his previous budgets but at least we have something we can hold in our hands or use to line the bird cage….your choice.
…has been sequestered.
…has been droned.
Hard to beat Damn Cat . . . but
Is totally balanced, there is a tax for 2B new checks!
promises a dog in every pot and a volt in every garage.
Has a separate line item for Presidential Golf expenditures.
includes a preface that blames Bush.
…includes a $50 Million grant for research to investigate sightings of a wookie in the White House
…is 28,000+ pages of GЯΣΣΚ.
…required borrowing money just to print it.
…has the words “My Xmas List” crossed out and the word “Budget” written in….in crayon.
…has to be passed for us to fin out what’s in it
…was presented to Congress…to which an astute Congressman replied “you keep using that word…”Budget”…I do not think it means what you think it means”
sucks
…has a line item which provides funding for calling people “racist”
…was accidentally published with Obama’s doodle in the margins depicting Karl Marx with hearts drawn around him.
…was printed on dollar bills to save money
…once again proves that math is for losers.
…was completely ignored just like the last 4.
…required a $450,000 extra-strong magnet to hang on the Senate break room refrigerator along with Biden’s latest hand turkey painting.
… is black and white and red all over.
@Oppo #15 – Nice one.
…is just a blank ____________ and the words “for Obama”.
…saves money on catfish inspections, spends twice as much on catfish preschool.
…proves that spending is always one third of tax/borrow/spend and needs no limits because of math.
can haz cheezeburger?
…is a copy of Das Kapital with the title crossed out and “OBAMA BUGET” written in crayon.
… shows that Obama told the truth once: when he said in a speech on the Senate floor in 2006 that the “rising debt is a hidden domestic enemy.”
…proves his commitment to only using the highest quality bud in all his budgets.
sucks.
Gendaibushi, he balances that out with the lowest quality gets.
…is New and Improved! Now with even less rat hair and insect parts!
…was created using a random number generator: Joe Biden.
Generously subsidizes the pied piper industry to help boldly lead us “FOREWARD!”
… is currently in the nefarious hands of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
… Will probably be eaten by Obummer’s dog, which will then be eaten by Obummer.
includes a down payment for buying the universe
… is balanced: Your Cost of Living Increases……BALANCED……Our Cost of Giving Increases.
… is — unconsciously, of course — the most dramatic tribute yet to Margaret Thatcher: he has run out of other people’s money.
President Obama’s new budget…
…same as the old budget. Won’t get fooled again!
…generously includes 50 cent off coupons for Crisco.
…somehow left out the Military, our bad.
…Look! A Squirrel!
…was well received at the Happydale Sanitarium.
…is not a laughing matter, now straighten up and fly right Mister!
…even had Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at a loss for words.
…was written while getting a hot dog at the turn.
…was immediately nominated for the Nobel Prize…in Literature.
…was reported by the White House as having been approved by a future Congress, so no worries mate.
…contained a typo, it should have read 37,000,000,000,000 as Obama decides to go “All in”.
…was too big to even get out of the printing office door.
…became an immediate hit in North Korea. [In a related story North Korea’s Kim Jong-un announced he has the country’s toilet paper shortage solved]
…may actually pass Congress. I would like to announce that I may also actually be dating Kate Upton.
Is another fine example that government can take good paper, good ink and make the combination worthless.
…is proof that he needs no drones to strike at the American people.
President Obama’s new budget…reducing spending one tax hike at a time.
President Obama’s new budget…now with 25% less smoke and mirrors!
sucks. (Not very creative, but true. Also, concise and to the point.)
‘Obama’s Budget’ would actually be a good name for a car rental agency: it’s all about getting your hands on someone else’s property. And it might just as well be named “Hertz.”
… could be entitled “Entitled.”
… could be called “We’ll Borrow” — it’s full of manure, and no one knows why he’s pushing it.
… proves that, Christian or Muslim, gay or straight, he is addicted to pork.
…is completely imaginary.
… is an Oxymoron.
… upset even the Greenies when they discovered how many trees died to print it.
… was a single-page Blank Check.
…reads a lot like Mein Kampf
Much the the same as all his budgets very late, large size tax and spend, not very funny, sorry.
….includes funds for ‘Cash For Flunkers’ 🙁
…was a simple matter of miscommunication; no one understood when he submitted a bong with a turbine.
……..looks a lot like his old budget except he actually printed something off. It makes no more sense than his previous budgets but at least we have something we can hold in our hands or use to line the bird cage….your choice.
is heavily dependent upon stolen underpants.
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