Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The White House, at taxpayer expense, will host a concert featuring Justin Timberlake, Al Green, Ben Harper, Queen Latifah, Cyndi Lauper, Joshua Ledet, Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, Mavis Staples, and others. The highlight of the evening will be…
…..when Joe Biden fires his shotgun from the balcony…
…the donation of a portion of the proceeds to boycottimao.com
…the door prizes were replaced by sequester IOU’s.
michelle singing a collection of wookie favorites with the Star Wars Bar Band.
…Joe Biden’s wardrobe malfunctions when Justin Timberlake gives him a wedgie.
the poodle and collie appetizers.
raising awareness about the dangers of capitalism.
all the artists thanking the general collective for their upbringing and inspiring them to greatness.
…Barak yells to the crowd “Hey, if Latifah gets to be Queen, I should be King”.
… the crowd stands up at the end and sings Intentional Racist.
… the ceremonial slamming of the door on 8th graders from Idaho.
… Joe Biden telling Justin Timberlake and Mavis Staples that he shops at their stores all the time, and asking Sam Moore what it felt like playing James Bond.
…the unexpected arrival of the Spanish Inquisition Jazz Ensamble
…at the sound of the gong, all will bow down and worship the golden statue of his highness.
The highlight of the evening will be…
…the Obama DILDO’s placed under the seat cushion of every guest!
…when I walk onstage and channel Marilyn Monroe singing “Happy Birthday Mr. President” before breaking into a Native-American raindance as commanded by my Hunkpapa Sioux shaman personality.
The White House, at taxpayer expense, will host a concert featuring Justin Timberlake, Al Green, Ben Harper, Queen Latifah, Cyndi Lauper, Joshua Ledet, Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, Mavis Staples, and others. The highlight of the evening will be…
…their most public executions.
…the end of it.
…the performers coming personally to your door to collect.
…when they all confess to voting for Romney.
…when they trash the building after consuming several cases of Wild Turkey.
…a matter of debate, but probably the fact no one threw up on the President.
…Justin Timberlake scoring with Michelle, at least third base.
…the “Others”, man can they lay it down.
…when the Marine band crashes the party and does a rousing version of “God Bless America”.
…soon forgotten, except for the guy carrying the “Nuclear Football” who will have nightmares for the rest of his life.
…when the POTUS starts singing, “Everybody must get stoned.”
..when an unfueled F/A-18 from the Blue Angels makes an emergency landing into to the Oval Office.
…Obama Gangnam Style dancing on the disinterred remains of Francis Scott Key while Cyndi Lauper sings True Colors.
…when Al Green suddenly reaches puberty and has to do Barry White covers until Michelle wrestles him to the floor.
…when they set fire to a big pile of our money and chant “screw you, taxpayer.”
The White House, at taxpayer expense, will host a concert featuring Justin Timberlake, Al Green, Ben Harper, Queen Latifah, Cyndi Lauper, Joshua Ledet, Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, Mavis Staples, and others. The highlight of the evening will be…
…left uncovered by the Press. But let us just say it involves Justin Timberlake, Jay Carney, a box of cigars and cries of “Hey Hillary should remember this one!” from Jon Favreau.
Psy and Kim Jong Un dancing Gangnam style.
…waiting for Joe Biden to say something exquisitely stupid.
….the ‘Airing of Grievances…’ where Bush be blamed profusely.
…when Queen Latifah hacks up a hairball and the Obama girls get their pet dog back.
…Obama doing a spit take when Mavis Staples exposes a little too much leg while being seated and Jeremiah Wright yells out that America’s chicken has come home to roost.
The Blues Brothers doing Sweet Home Chicago, with Chris Christie as Jake, and Boehner as Elwood.
…In honor Obama’s newly proposed budget…
(To the tune of ‘Israelites’ — Desmond Dekker)
♬
Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
so that more can go to the Fed.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
A wife and a kids, need universal health care.
‘More Taxes,’ he says, ‘I’ll need to receive.’
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
credit him a-tear up, the bailout’s all gone.
Now you gonna end up in a socialist slide.*
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
It’s getting warm, we have done some harm
The planet’s outta norm. Gore sounds the alarm.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
(repeat last four)
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
For, O bama’s right. Aah.
♬
… when a platoon of soldiers arrive at every door and determine what each citizens’ share of the evening’s costs will be and immediately remove said items.
The Salahi’s show up as Sonny and Cher to sing I Got You Babe.
Mitch McConnell singing “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” (by ACDC)
…when I burst in and yell “the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!” to which Obama and his friends reply “we don’t need no water let the Mother F*#!@r burn”!!!
…when holographic Tupac shows up, slaps Michelle’s ass and flashes gang signs at Barack
…when they finally get Chris Christy away from the buffet table
…when the press corps reveal how much fun everyone had, even though they were the only ones there
. . . January 20, 2017, the end of all this nonsense.
…will be the realization that instead of Al Green, they’d accidentally invited Alvin Greene.
…when I finally stop throwing up
…when the fail-dozers show up and knock the white house down
…when Parliament shows up and everyone breaks into “Chocolate City”
Michelle’s recital of Vogon poetry.
…when Michele and Barack start dancing, the guests shout, “Make it stop!”
Michelle singing, ‘No Bad News’
….the ghost of Ted Kennedy showing up passing out vodka jello shots while Sandra Fluke plays Monica Lewinsky in a comedy skit with Bill Clinton while Hillary exclaims again “at this point, what does it matter”? while break dancing with Snoop Dog.
…the cake. Duh.
…austerity.
…blaming the reduced lineup on Republicans.
…Michelle singing Gav’ot toH’va in the style of her favorite singer, Barak-Kadan.
…when Obama eats Snoop Dogg.
when Joe Biden announces the economy is all Jeb Bush’s fault.
(and everyone there agrees.)
I don’t know, but if 0bama has his way, it’ll be all about him.
…when Obama knows who two of the twenty two artists are without looking at their nametags.
…right before Michelle dumped a pot of hot grits on Al Green.
… Kerry-oke.
… the three a.m. call to Hillary.
… the wet t-shirt contest featuring just one attorney general.
… when everyone goes to the Mall and Michelle goes to the mall.
… standing on the balcony at midnight, watching the firedworkers, with ice cold sham pain.
… when Biden spikes the punch bowl. Like a football.
..Ted Nugent playing Air-AR15
…Obama blaming everything on Bush.
…Michelle’s rage face.
…Joe accidentally tipping the waiter his imaginary trillion dollar coin.
… When Al Green forgot to take his meds and accused the Secret Service of sneaking into his room and sprinkling Tabasco Sauce on him while he slept.
… Obama declaring he’s “going to pardon like it’s 1999.”
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