The winner of the Nuking Politics Straight Line Challenge is the author of List #1, which received 54% of the votes…
Keln.
Congratulations, Keln. Bacon and bragging rights to you, sir.
Although it bears mentioning that Anonymiss had the best line of the whole bunch, so perhaps Keln shouldn’t get too comfortable…
UPDATE: Click here for Anonymiss’s very gracious concession speech.
UPDATE: Keln’s gracious-ish acceptance speech
I thought list #1 was Keln’s (or, more to the point, I thought I recognized Anonymiss in list #2), but I went with it anyway. 😉
It really was tough — both lists were solid, with a couple of stand-out lines each. I just thought Keln’s list was a little bit tighter and funnier as a list of 10.
congratulations, keln. ~~~~ to you. runner up ~~ to anonymiss.
Does this mean no cookies? Inquiring YGDFT!YLTATSOTE want to know.
Is that all Keln gets: bacon?
Seems like hot cross buns are in order.
I had #1 pegged as Keln and #2 as Anonymiss. Both were good lists, but as Keln mentioned, can of spam’s list was excellent as well.
I would like to draw attention to my complaint lodged at http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/05/battle-of-the-sexes-the-nuking-politics-straight-line-challenge-voting-open-for-24-hours/comment-page-2/#comment-490602
Well, I for one am offering Miss Anony her choice of consolation prizes straight from my kitchen:
1) Mashed potatoes!
2) Fresh-baked apple crisp!
3) The year’s first strawberries from my garden. (I know, they’re early! Woo hoo!)
@7 How can I possibly choose???
If I give you cookies can I have all three???
@4 Keln says he doesn’t like sweet things. Not even….(I can hardly type it)….COOKIES!!
That’s a deal, Miss Anony. Can you make it a couple three dozen? I’ll throw-in some of my famous marinated flank steak.
Wow. DEAL! What kind would you like? I’m hoping you’re near Wisconsin and I get these yummy things for real…
Choc chip, and, peanut butter!
Oh, sorry, Washington. But we do a lot of rain checks here.
@12 washington? if that is as in state, go thump carpie. if DC, never mind.
@12 I can do chocolate chip and peanut butter. Yum. I’ll also throw in some of my Peanut Butter Temptations…which are to DIE for. 🙂 Washington is a long way. 🙁
@6 I responded to your complaint, btw. http://www.imao.us/index.php/2013/05/battle-of-the-sexes-the-nuking-politics-straight-line-challenge-voting-open-for-24-hours/comment-page-2/#comment-490602
Man, I can’t believe nobody had any love for my favorite one…obama replacing his picture with one of Jesus. I was laughing when I thought of it.
Maybe it required a mental image of the Jesus portrait, but the placard still reading “Barack Obama”.
Oh well. I won the contest at least. Harvey said I had to or women would take over and something about Billie Jean King and I think he made a veiled threat against my person.
Not sure, I just skim through his emails anyway.
@15 Still sounds like a bait-and-switch deal to me, you libertarian thieves.