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  1. Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

    …Denny’s Grand Slam breakfasts.

    …a faint hint of salsa and gucamole.

    …a distinct aroma of General Gao Chicken.

  2. Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

    …don’t smell like Canadians at all.

    …like freshly printed, in rapid succession, pieces of paper that they are.

  3. Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

    …smell like money.

    …were never thought to smell like anything, most Americans got lives you know.

    …cast an aroma which arouses the most indolent young female.

  4. Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

    …smell like the inside of my pocket.

    …cause no complaints, our citizenry knows not to criticize the government in anyway, shape or form, if it knows what’s good for it.

  5. Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

    …printed after 2008, smell like soggy egg rolls and capitulation. But it’s still easier to use Canadian money to light one’s cigar.

  6. Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

    …not to be outdone, come with a new scratch ‘n sniff feature covering all the notable women of the Democratic party.

  7. …smell like a hooker’s ass, and regret

    …don’t get confused with monopoly money

    …works in the vending machines

    …use Canadian bills as their air fresheners

    …make people say, “ohhh dollars, vs having them ask, “is this real money?” when given Canadian dollars

    …can buy the whole breakfast

  8. Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

    …according to Carpenter are a tool of the satanic, libertarian, build-a-burger, RAND Corporation, Rothschild, Obama, Weather-controller-bases-on-the-Moon, Tri-Lateralist conspiracy.

  9. Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

    …Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
    Oak tree you’re in my way
    There’s too much coke and too much smoke
    Look what’s going on inside you
    Ooooh that smell
    Can’t you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you

    Angel of darkness is upon you
    Stuck a needle in your arm
    So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
    One more drink fool, will drown you
    Ooooh that smell
    Can’t you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you

    Now they call you Prince Charming
    Can’t speak a word when you’re full of ‘ludes
    Say you’ll be all right come tomorrow
    But tomorrow might not be here for you
    Ooooh that smell
    Can’t you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you

    Hey, you’re a fool you
    Stick them needles in your arm
    I know I been there before

    One little problem that confronts you
    Got a monkey on your back
    Just one more fix, Lord might do the trick
    One hell of a price for you to get your kicks
    Ooooh that smell
    Can’t you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you
    Ooooh that smell
    Can’t you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you

  10. Canadians Complain Their New $100 Bills Smell Like Maple Syrup. American Bills…

    …smell like Buffalo.

    …have their noses cut off. How do they smell? Awful!

    …manage to shower each morning to avoid any problems.

  11. smell like fear…. and surprise…. their two chief scents are fear and surprise… and the corruption of greedy liberal politicians… no their three chief scents fear, surprise, the corruption of greedy liberal politicians, and wookie arse…. wait… let me come in again.

    smell like choom…. I don’t know first hand… I didn’t inhale.

  12. I believe it important to distinguish between the different administrations as each left their own distinct aroma and flavor to each and could possibly be in circulation. With that in mind…

    Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

    …smell like General Tso’s Chicken (George P. Shultz /Richard Nixon)
    …smell like Bacon, lettuce and tomato with malaise sandwich (W. Michael Blumenthal / Jimmy Carter)
    …smell like Rawhide and Brylcreem (James Baker / Ronald Regan)
    …smell like Broccoli (Nicholas F. Brady / George Bush ’41)
    …smell like Hookers and used cigars (Robert Rubin / Bill Clinton)
    …smell like Blood of tyrants (John W. Snow / George Bush ’43)
    …smell like TurboTax and dog (Timothy Geithner / Barry (Soetoro) Obama)

  13. Canadians Complain Their New $100 Bills Smell Like Maple Syrup. American Bills…

    …can’t afford to smell like anything.

    …smell like gunpowder

    …smell like maple syrup also since the exchange rate is about equal.

    …have BBO (hat tip to Seinfeld)

    …who cares what money smells like? Get to work, eh!

    …continue to decline in value

  14. Canadians Complain Their New $100 Bills Smell Like Maple Syrup. American Bills…

    …go unpaid.

    …pile up deeper and deeper and no one seems to notice or care about it one little bit.

  15. …smell like hyper-inflation.
    …used to smell like bacon, but CAIR protested that if we’re going to be funding the arab spring we best find a way to make them smell like 6 year old virgins.

  16. Canadians Complain Their New $100 Bills Smell Like Maple Syrup. American Bills…

    …have no smell since that never made it out of the special study group of the sub committee assigned by the permanent undersecretary of the associate vice president of the sub department concerning monetary matters within the jurisdiction of the Secretary of the Treasury.

  17. …smell like the voters whose votes they bought.

    …have the fresh sweet smell of unicorn farts, as they come from the same place.

    …smell like Obama’s pockets. When they are having holes burned in them.

    …are now being printed so our politicians can skip the middle man and buy their own influence.

    …will soon have a portrait of a Muslim with a scimitar and the motto, In your God we thrust.

    …are now of fill in the blank denominations to make redistribution easier for math challenged Obama.

  18. Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills talk. They say, “Let’s not get too comfortable together. I’ll be going to Washington soon. There’s another green energy company and union pension fund that needs me.”

  19. Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…

    … are up to people’s noses for a whole different reason.

    … are apparently owned by people with vastly more important things to (a) do; and (b) complain about.

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