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Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
Strippers and cocaine, duh.
…are becoming worth less than Canadian bills.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
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Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…Denny’s Grand Slam breakfasts.
…a faint hint of salsa and gucamole.
…a distinct aroma of General Gao Chicken.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…don’t smell like Canadians at all.
…like freshly printed, in rapid succession, pieces of paper that they are.
…smell smelly!
…have that new teleprompter smell.
…have RFID chips embedded in them. They’re smart!
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…smell like money.
…were never thought to smell like anything, most Americans got lives you know.
…cast an aroma which arouses the most indolent young female.
…have China’s fingerprints all over them.
…are gone before i have a chance to smell them.
…make Bernanke $85 Billion/month proud.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…smell like the inside of my pocket.
…cause no complaints, our citizenry knows not to criticize the government in anyway, shape or form, if it knows what’s good for it.
…are secretly flavored with barbequed pork.
Smell like chinese food.
@14: …in Detroit.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…Vermont Maple syrup.
…would too, if they spent so much time at Tim Horton’s.
…contain 11 different herbs and spices – and now, arugula!
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…printed after 2008, smell like soggy egg rolls and capitulation. But it’s still easier to use Canadian money to light one’s cigar.
… are backed by the shear power of $17 Billion in Federal debt!
*Trillion. O.M.G.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…not to be outdone, come with a new scratch ‘n sniff feature covering all the notable women of the Democratic party.
…smell like a hooker’s ass, and regret
…don’t get confused with monopoly money
…works in the vending machines
…use Canadian bills as their air fresheners
…make people say, “ohhh dollars, vs having them ask, “is this real money?” when given Canadian dollars
…can buy the whole breakfast
…actually have the letters “YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!” secretly engraved in them.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…display no such aromas, have the Canadians taken too many pucks to the head?
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…smell like some old Masonic conspiracy.
…are being passed out to illegal aliens by the truck full.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…give off a smell that only IRS agents can detect.
…technically, are not legal tender. YGDFT! Only “gold and silver coinage” is.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…smell like teen spirit.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…like the fresh air after a cleansing thunderstorm of a midsummer’s day.
…if they had a smell would smell like bacon. And not the crummy Canadian kind.
@1 I don’t think I can top that.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…like cordite in the air after a drone strike.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…according to Carpenter are a tool of the satanic, libertarian, build-a-burger, RAND Corporation, Rothschild, Obama, Weather-controller-bases-on-the-Moon, Tri-Lateralist conspiracy.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…like rented love.
…Napalm in the morning…i.e. Victory!
…smell like a fresh box of kitty litter.
…are not tender at all. They’re crispy!
…smell sweet, too – San Francisco sweet.
…have the stale stench of the Federal Reserve.
…smell like Soylent Green.
…now with 50% more money goodness in them, thanks to Obama.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…Whiskey bottles, and brand new cars
Oak tree you’re in my way
There’s too much coke and too much smoke
Look what’s going on inside you
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
Angel of darkness is upon you
Stuck a needle in your arm
So take another toke, have a blow for your nose
One more drink fool, will drown you
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
Now they call you Prince Charming
Can’t speak a word when you’re full of ‘ludes
Say you’ll be all right come tomorrow
But tomorrow might not be here for you
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
Hey, you’re a fool you
Stick them needles in your arm
I know I been there before
One little problem that confronts you
Got a monkey on your back
Just one more fix, Lord might do the trick
One hell of a price for you to get your kicks
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
Ooooh that smell
Can’t you smell that smell
Ooooh that smell
The smell of death surrounds you
…will now be printed with the picture of Aunt Jemima on the obverse.
…. in demonations of 100, are preferred by 10 out of 10 politicians.
…will get you an audit by the IRS.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…don’t smell as cliched.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…are aromatically more diverse.
…like drone strike residual
…like napalm in the morning
…like Monica Lewinski… (Oh, it wasn’t capitalized.)
…like Anonymiss’s cookies
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…like the first RINO sell out.
…like the inside of Democratic congressmen’s freezers.
Eagle poop
“denominations” …doh, where the heck did demonations come from.
…smell like an old, dead, white dude. RACIST!!!
@53 No they are demonations emanating from the very bowels of HELL!
Canadians Complain Their New $100 Bills Smell Like Maple Syrup. American Bills…
…SMELL THE GLOVE! Turn it to 11 baby.
smell like beans… to go with the Swiss Franc.
failure
Canadians Complain Their New $100 Bills Smell Like Maple Syrup. American Bills…
…smell like Buffalo.
…have their noses cut off. How do they smell? Awful!
…manage to shower each morning to avoid any problems.
smell like fear…. and surprise…. their two chief scents are fear and surprise… and the corruption of greedy liberal politicians… no their three chief scents fear, surprise, the corruption of greedy liberal politicians, and wookie arse…. wait… let me come in again.
smell like choom…. I don’t know first hand… I didn’t inhale.
smell like iocaine powder….
I believe it important to distinguish between the different administrations as each left their own distinct aroma and flavor to each and could possibly be in circulation. With that in mind…
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
…smell like General Tso’s Chicken (George P. Shultz /Richard Nixon)
…smell like Bacon, lettuce and tomato with malaise sandwich (W. Michael Blumenthal / Jimmy Carter)
…smell like Rawhide and Brylcreem (James Baker / Ronald Regan)
…smell like Broccoli (Nicholas F. Brady / George Bush ’41)
…smell like Hookers and used cigars (Robert Rubin / Bill Clinton)
…smell like Blood of tyrants (John W. Snow / George Bush ’43)
…smell like TurboTax and dog (Timothy Geithner / Barry (Soetoro) Obama)
Canadians Complain Their New $100 Bills Smell Like Maple Syrup. American Bills…
…can’t afford to smell like anything.
…smell like gunpowder
…smell like maple syrup also since the exchange rate is about equal.
…have BBO (hat tip to Seinfeld)
…who cares what money smells like? Get to work, eh!
…continue to decline in value
…smell like Warren Buffett farts.
Canadians Complain Their New $100 Bills Smell Like Maple Syrup. American Bills…
…go unpaid.
…pile up deeper and deeper and no one seems to notice or care about it one little bit.
Canadians Complain Their New $100 Bills Smell Like Maple Syrup. American Bills…
…don’t pass the smell test.
“Because the love of maple syrup is the root of all breakfast” – The Holy Iron Chef Cookbook
…have been limited to $30. Why would you need one hundred dollars at a time?
…smell like hyper-inflation.
…used to smell like bacon, but CAIR protested that if we’re going to be funding the arab spring we best find a way to make them smell like 6 year old virgins.
Canadians Complain Their New $100 Bills Smell Like Maple Syrup. American Bills…
…have no smell since that never made it out of the special study group of the sub committee assigned by the permanent undersecretary of the associate vice president of the sub department concerning monetary matters within the jurisdiction of the Secretary of the Treasury.
…smell like the voters whose votes they bought.
…have the fresh sweet smell of unicorn farts, as they come from the same place.
…smell like Obama’s pockets. When they are having holes burned in them.
…are now being printed so our politicians can skip the middle man and buy their own influence.
…will soon have a portrait of a Muslim with a scimitar and the motto, In your God we thrust.
…are now of fill in the blank denominations to make redistribution easier for math challenged Obama.
…have the handy new tax cam to replace the creepy eye thingy on back.
… Fives.
…smell like the nothin’ they’re gonna be worth.
Smell like Obama’s grubby hands, from him trying to grab them from everyone. I don’t want to think about what his grubby hands smell like. Mooch butt?
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills smell like the Lincoln Bedroom.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. Americans complain their bills smell like Chinese IOUs.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills still smell like Monica Lewinsky and cheap cigars.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American’s complain their bills smell exactly like President Obama’s budget.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills talk. They say, “Let’s not get too comfortable together. I’ll be going to Washington soon. There’s another green energy company and union pension fund that needs me.”
…have no syrup smell, and that’s why Michael Moore hates America.
..smell like bacon, and anyone who complains is returned to Canada as they were clearly lost.
Canadians complain their new $100 bills smell like maple syrup. American bills…
… are up to people’s noses for a whole different reason.
… are apparently owned by people with vastly more important things to (a) do; and (b) complain about.
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