Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Joe Biden took out a second mortgage. What’s he need the money for?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Joe Biden took out a second mortgage. What’s he need the money for?
plugs
New doors – his have all been shotguned.
To help a Nigerian executive move some free money….
Two words: Brain Implant.
To cover that bet he made on the Washington Generals.
Malarky
Lawsuits from shotgunned door-to-door salesmen.
to buy a touch of class.
Comic books
He figures if he doesn’t start paying some back taxes he might get audited.
…’cause he really need a clue.
…’cause he really needs a clue.
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Because it’s like they say: A fool and his money are some party.
First step to replacing that trillion dollar coin he accidentally spent as a quarter at the 7-11.
Because he heard Fred Thompson talking about it. (Seriously, who wants to say no to Fred?)
He’s hiring Son of Bob to write his speeches.
Brooklyn Bridge was on sale in Florida.
…he’s been losing money gambling with the Wookie.
Same reason everyone else will have to get a second mortgage – ObamaCare.
…he still thinks sharks with friggin’ lasers on their heads is a real cool idea.
Because the world needs a sequel to Gigli.
to by tickets for the Powerball Lottery drawing this weekend. As of right now it’s 550 million. That’s a lot of Twinkies
rodney dill –
Coloring books, not comic books. Biden’s lips get tired reading comic books.
Shotgun!….hes buying a shotgun dealership!
Buying back in to the Monopoly game he lost to Malia and Sasha
@Iowa Jom – …and they only made so many ‘Baby Huey’ ones.
he will need the money when the secret service stops paying him rent.
he is too big a doofus to keep his daughter’s wedding costs reasonable
Joe Biden took out a second mortgage. What’s he need the money for?
Hey! Isn’t the VP’s house owned by the state?
Exile don’t come cheap.
Because Joe knows the best things in life are free.
I guess those pictures of the Armenian Dwarf hookers finally showed up.
Obama keeps hitting him up for a few bucks, greens fees keep going up. Something to do with health insurance costs or some such nonsense.
I don’t know, Joe don’t know, Hell, it’s Washington! Nobody knows jack about what happens there.
He might get the money for nothing, but the Chicks ain’t free anymore.
Joe Biden took out a second mortgage. What’s he need the money for?
He heard Venezuela was having a toilet paper shortage and he didn’t want to get caught short when it happened here.
One word…Bitcoins.
You’re a very nosy fellow, kitty cat. Huh? You know what happens to nosy fellows? Huh? No? Wanna guess? Huh? No? Okay. They lose their noses.
… For a present for Frank Jr.!
… Sebelius was very persuasive hitting him up for contributions to implement Obamacare.
…he’s trying to corner the market on pork bellies.
to fix the hole in the front door where his wife shot her shotgun through it.
….um….because Bush? The Sequester? RACIST!!!! Is that still funny? Apparently it’s still a valid political excuse to I demand that it still be considered funny.
Why not? It’s free money.
Obama’s convinced him that greater debt leads to greater prosperity.
So he could hire a US Marine with an umbrella.
To pay off the first mortgage, duh.
…what is this…some kind of audit???
Chocolate bullets. He keeps eating them before he can load them in his shotgun and shoot them through the door and off the balcony.
He isn’t getting outrageous speaking fees and kickbacks like the “smart” politicians…although Soros made him a nice offer to stay out of sight and keep his mouth closed but he couldn’t manage to pull it off.
More chocolate bullets, everyone loves chocolate.
He took New England plus 42 points in the last Super Bowl.
He just realized that he is married to a soon to be hair plug heiress and he needs to borrow Michelle’s boob belt to get his prostate into his pants.
Glenn Beck won’t get him a discount on Food Insurance’s bulk purchases.
He drinks so much coffee that he figured Juan, his groundskeeper, deserved a raise.
Life is hard. Harder if you’re stupid, but cash in your pocket puts you on Easy Street in Liberalville.
Investment in the Anonymiss Cookie Factory. He heard that the Right Wing Nut cookies were excellent.
Joe Biden took out a second mortgage. What’s he need the money for?
He’s fixin’ a hole where the rain gets in and stops his mind from wandering where it will go…
Hey, Have you seen the price for Bacon these days?
Money! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again!
Money? Is that what it is? What will they think of next? Probably some device that preslices bread.
Joe Biden took out a second mortgage. What’s he need the money for?
Well money can’t get everything it’s true, but what it can’t get he can’t use!
He’s underwater on his first one.
He doesn’t need the money for anything, he just loves those Moneytree commercials.
He just loves the ching-a-ling-a-ling in his pockets.
Why does anyone need money? Hookers and Blow.
…another legal defense fund for his son and brother
…he’s trying to spend his way out of debt
..same reason the rest of us take out second mortgages – to pay our lower healthcare premiums.
…because his “Friends of Angelo” loan finally came through.
He’s opening an Uncle Joe’s Tattoo Removal By Shotgun clinic in Baltimore.
He totally misunderstood the concept of student loans and is being sued for sexual harassment by every member of the senior class of Bryn Mawr.
Silly.
He has to get the money before you can find out how he spent it.
The Other Plan, in which he selects a victim, and threatens to pay him if he doesn’t beat him up.
It’s the price you pay to protect yourself from cannibals.
Joe Biden took out a second mortgage. What’s he need the money for?
We may never know but future historians may wonder about the sudden drop in the supply of Twinkies*
*Not those Twinkies, those twinkies. wink wink.
A nude portrait of Bea Arthur.
…He went joy riding in Al Gore’s Hummer. He has to fill the tank or Al will get suspicious.
…He was robbed by G damned ^^^#@ing thieves! Libertarians truly are the scum of the earth.
…to pay the hush money to the IRS so his presidential run doesn’t get “uncomfortable”
…to physically pull the Cayman Islands onto Florida so his bank accounts are no longer “offshore”
…it’s a payoff to Putin so John Kerry doesn’t have to wait like an idiot anymore
…he’s buying property along the N-S Korean demilitarized zone because he heard that will be the new coast line soon
…he’s supporting the love child he had with Sandra Fluke, and making sure free birth control stays in Obamacare
…all those front doors ain’t free
…he thinks he’s figured out what the 3-card Monte dealer is doing, and needs to get his money back
Payoff to Mr T who he sicced the IRS on when he had that party.
His baby mama needs a new pair of shoes.
His coloring book was hacked by the Russian mob.
To try out the advice he got reading The Idiots Guide To Wealth Redistribution.
Doofus With a Shotgun Bacon to Bob in Feenicks!
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He needs to buy furniture to fill that big empty space between his ears.
species reassignment surgery
He’s got to pay off Seal Team Six to do a ‘very important job’ for him.
It involves a brain, a suspected kidnapping and where Joe’s miniscule grey matter went-off-to, in such a huff.
Film at Eleven…………..
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