Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
… gnats, mosquitoes, and other insects as well.
…keeping “other” countries from flying over it…kinda just the opposite of how he handled Benghazi Liya…
… a $100B budget set-aside to ransom shot-down drones.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…a protest from PETA on why these fascists are discriminating against innocent flies!!
… instituting a “recall” on shoulder-fired rockets sent to the opposition via Libya.
… saving Biden the embarrassment resulting from failing to “zip up” during breaks taken between diplomatic meetings.
…an IMAO pun free zone as well.
…an ad hoc commission headed by Joe Biden to study the matter in great depth.
…a necessary Presidential junket to Abu Dhabi for golf.
. . . the extension of the infield fly rule to include all flies, regardless of the number of outs, number of runners on base, and whether they can be caught by an infielder while facing home plate.
…restricted house fly space on his forehead.
…mom jeans, which don’t require flies.
…Russian air defenses providing the enforcement.
…blaming Bush somehow.
…participation by China.
… his story on Benghazi, which didn’t fly, and his excuses for his policy in Syria, which ain’t gonna fly either.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…telling the Syrian Air Force to “Stand down”.
…a tax hike on the rich for fairness.
…a provision excluding Bill Clinton from the restrictions.
…those icky things with guns on them. What do you call them, Aeroplanes?
…bullets
…a surprise set of living room furniture behind either Door Number 1, Door Number 2 or Door Number 3!
…flying monkeys, just in case.
…things that don’t fly, for inclusivity sake.
…anonymiss taking credit for any parts that work.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…no woman, no cry.
…more arms to al Qaeda.
…more millions to the Muslim Brotherhood.
…the start of the “great ungluing.”
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…Jefferson Airplane, the B-52’s and Britney Spears.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…Michelle’s next vacation.
… any satellites owned by conservatives.
…a land war in Asia.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…everything it doesn’t specifically excludes.
… meteors. He’s got Meteor Matters keeping an eye on them.
…Vladamir Putin as Czar of the operation.
…a great deal of promised ‘flexibility’ on just who is able to fly in the no-fly-zone.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…plummeting sheep.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…birds, planes and even frogs.
… Santa Claus. . . . right-wing Christian meddler. Obama hates the competition.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…The Caped Crusader and the Boy Wonder.
…unladen swallows.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…the debt ceiling.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…the Dove of peace.
…drone strikes against the clinging, bitter Syrian Tea Party.
…covering his Assad.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…gravy, very small rocks, lead! lead!….a Duck.
… clouds. He’s serious about Syria’s cirrus.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…Ben AFFLAC!
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
… O la paloma blanca, I’m just a bird in the sky.O la paloma blanca, over the mountains I fly. Yes, no one can take my freedom away.
BANG!
…free knee pads and mats for the morning call to prayer.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…this handsome set of Ginzu steak knives!
…Senator John McCain as our leading front man and go-to-guy on a camel.
because those robes they wear don’t have flies…
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…doing the “Velcro Fly”.
@36 – Jimmy, nice one.
or
…kissing his Assad goodbye.
… flying carpets, flying cars, flying pets, and flying Carpenters.
…wherever BFF “K. KRISPY” is having lunch!
…bowing.
@46 rodney – “…kissing his Assad goodbye.”
…reforming his Assad.
…taking it in the Assad if he has to.
…exposing his Assad to criticism.
…popping a cap in his Assad.
Assader budwiser policy?
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
..Joe Biden with a double-barrel shotgun to enforce it.
…wasps, mosquitos; all flying bugs, actually.
…the pants in the family that Michelle wears.
…a whole case of Levi 501 blue jeans.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…sending out a world wide HooDoo.
…the dancers from ‘In Living Color.’
…jokes involving insects in one’s soup.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…an overwhelming US Military Air presence guaranteed to keep everything air worthy on the ground. What? Sequester? Never mind.
… strips of very sticky paper.
…approval by the French and British as they sit back and watch.
…Obama geting his Mojo back and being in the Zone, baby!
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
..a requirement that all ice cream cones be eaten with a spoon, along with a total ban on boardwalk football-toss games and jumpshots in basketball.
using tea party members as “kinetic energy release” weapons
….depends.
…people deciding which of these tin-horn-dictators they’ve had enough of:
a) Obama
b) Assad
c) All of the above
YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!.
……..Irans nuclear reactors and Muslim brotherhood terror camps. After all who’s going to launch the Emperor of Earths New World Order if they’ve all assumed room temperature.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…laughter from the Syrians.
…a faildozer.
…having to move all the Syrian landfills to undisclosed locations in the US.
…teleprompters.
…no interruptions for the Syrians and Russians while they get their missiles armed and fully operational.
…alloted time so Obama can squeeze in 36 holes.
. . . singing the following words (I think that they appear in a novel by Dan Jenkins, but I could be wrong):
(to the tune of God Save the King/My Country, ‘Tis of Thee)
There ain’t no flies on us,
There ain’t no flies on us,
No flies on us.
There might be one or two
Great big green flies on you;
There ain’t no flies on us,
No flies on us.
A strict mandate for all Syrians to start bathing and using deodorant so they no longer attract flies.
There’s a Fly In My Soup Bacon to Iowa Jim!
…Ron O’Neil, unless he shows up as Youngblood Priest, AKA Super Fly.
…Tea Party members in the United States who can and will be preemptively killed before they have time to make plans to fly anywhere.
…rainbow farts unless they have the official Presidential Seal.
…any buzzards that have recently fed on pig carcasses and have not washed their beaks.
…Al Roker, unless he is there to collect donatons for Democrats and he spends the whole flight locked in that little bathroom.
…cows that jump over the moon without passing a steroid test first.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…Jimmy Snuka
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…Mick “Mankind” Foley reprising Hell In A Cell for the championship belt and the urn containing the ashes of Classy Freddie Blassie.
Pigs that fly
…a detailed explanation to the Chinese of what other sides are appropriate with a cheeseburger
… A picture of a plane with a circle slash around it. It will function as well as no-gun zones and cost 18 billion dollars.
(Also, when it fails, he can sue plane manufactuers and decry the pilot lobby).
Obama moon walking on the wing of Aiir Force One
…weekend reprieves due to the sequester.
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
…a dead ambassador and 2 marines to be named later.
You people make me sick!!This is NOT a JOKE!! I KNOW FUNNY and THIS AIN’T IT!!!!I’ve worked with BEN STILLER!!!I KNOW FUNNY AND DON’T YOU FORGET THAT!!!!PRESIDENT Obama WILL see that this no-fly zone in Searya will be naturally populated with venus flytraps and native gekkos as a green preventative!!Flies carry diseases and if they are to be eliminated from a food cycle it should be done naturally and NOT by a deathdealing corporation like MONSANTO with its fatal FRANKENFOOD!!!Geeze, I go away to location and do a little v/o work and you people loose your ittybitty minds!!!!You guys are like a shortbus full of special needs kids let loose in a city park without proper supervision!!!Get a grip if you can!!!
President Obama is planning a no-fly zone over Syria, which will include…
… banning photo ops with Air Force 1 buzzing Damascus.
… drones targeting anyone who displays a Gadsden Flag.
… Eric Holder conducting a closed-door meeting about how transparently the No-Fly Zone Commission has been operating.
… a sternly worded letter warning everyone that he is serious.
… dinosaurs with rocket launchers on them. Or maybe that’s just some bloggers’ dream or something.
… orders that the IRS audit anyone who violates it.
… borrowing 500 billion dollars from China and spending it on windmill-powered rocket launchers that only work intermittently.
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