Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
“Yo Quiero Taco Bell!” (Oh, calm down. A catchphrase is a catchphrase.)
…with his hand over his heart “♬ Jose…. can you si? ♬”
…all your base are belong to us.
…”That Anthony Weiner is really El Chorizo Grande.”
…blah blah blah.
“Wah Sappening”
“….nobody expects the Spanish Inqusition…”
…that he was addressing the janitorial and lawn maintenance staff.
“Usted dios malditos putos ladrones! Ustedes verdaderamente libertarios son la escoria de la tierra!”
“…Gringo pendejos…we don’ need no steeenkin’ badges!”
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
…some foreign sh!t.
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
…something of grave importance and rare beauty. Too bad no one understood him.
…The hedges are done, should I mow the back lawn now?
…”we must raise…”, Then someone shot him.
“Por La Raza todo, Fuera de La Raza nada” and received applause from the lilly white democrats trying to asuage their guilt.
that he wanted a salad instead of rice and beans, and salsa on the side.
…that Xavier Cugat was more macho than Ricardo Montalbán (’cause Cugat was the one that landed Charo).
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
…I soy del gobierno y yo estoy aquí para ayudar.
…Me dan Amnistía y Dame salud gratis!
…many things that all boiled down to “Vote for me and you get everything free!”
@12 KAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
…viva la Mexico.
…I’m Slowpoke Rodriguez, and I want to confiscate your six-gun.
…Vote for Pedro!
…since no one listens to me in English, I may as well practice from my Rosetta Stone CDs
…Viva Le France!. He was then taken to Johns Hopkins and given an MRI
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
…SUCKERS!
… I like to be in America
Okay by me in America
Everything free in America
…after the next 15 million, that’s it. We are done. No more.
…”You ever noticed how you let a Mexican into your house just because he’s got gardening tools? No questions asked, you just let him right in. Could have a chainsaw, you know, a machete… “
… Mi Casa es Su Casa. Mi Senado, too.
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
…remember, we are letting in MexiCANS not any MexiCANTS!
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
…will the last Mexican actually in Mexico please turn off the lights.
… “¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba! ¡EPA! ¡EPA!” (He’s very pro-EPA)
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said, in a loud, slow voice: “Send-o us your poor-o, and we will give them welfare-o.”
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said, “como un burro,” when asked to describe Hillary Clinton’s face.
I pledge allegiance;
to welfare bums;
who come to our country illegally;
and to unwed whores;
who need free contraception;
one godless nation;
with free food and free phones for all (except for the evil rich).
“Disculpe, senador, ¿podrías mover los pies para que pueda barrer debajo de ellos?”, or “Excuse me, Senator, would you move your feet so I could sweep under them?”
… “Viva la Revlon Lotion.” He’s not very good at this.
And that’s how it is that he pack a gun.
… Hey! “Pander” is the same word in English and Spanish. How ’bout that?
donde esta al bano?
Cervesas por todo las!
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
…We will take Mexicans, Hondurans, Guatemalans, Costa Ricans, Nicaraugans, Panamanians, Columbians, Equadorians, Peruvians, and Bolivians…But no Irish!
…”say hello to my 15 million little friends!”
…you might think it’s a bad thing we are letting in 15 million hispanics but do we get any thanks for keeping out Menudo?
…”I’m a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout.”
(Joe Biden’s translator has a vicious sense of humor)
and he said: “I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line.”
…how the hell would i know? i don’t speak spanish!
… “Let’s get Leon Piñata up here to testify about Benghazi.”
… “The intelligence community assures me that ‘Para bailar la Bamba se necessita una poca de gracia,’ which I think puts the investigation of the Marathon Bamba to rest.”
…”Please excuse me, I am from Barcelona”.
…”I learn English from a book.”
… “I’d like to discuss Chile con Carney.”
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
…”Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas. ¿Quieres volver a mi lugar y animoso animosos?”
…”Las cucarachas entran, pero no pueden salir.”
A Democrat started speaking
Spanishmexican on theSenatesenate floor. He said…gibberish, just as if he were speaking democrat in English.FIFY
Grammar hammer!
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
…Todo el mundo Wang Chung!
…Todos los Federales dicen “we pudo haberlo cualquier día. ” sólo lo dejó ir. Supongo que de bondad.
…Ahora que fueron están dando le recuerda el don de la ciudadanía americana, estancia fuera mi césped, a menos que usted está cortando.
…that he doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does – it’s Dos Equis.
presione ‘uno’ para Inglés (press ‘one’ for English)
Happy Cinco de Quatro!
this is not a response, but an observation: the servers at translate.google.com have just creamed themselves at the mass of useful data they have just provided the nsa with.
PINCHE RICIN!
“Borders? We don’t need no stinking borders!”
Face it, the slime and filth in the Senate today has reduced this to a job Americans just won’t do any more.
OK, it’s a deal, the new New Mexico is everything below Canada that the Muslims don’t claim.
Hey there Michelle, glad you ain’t down at the border. The Rear Grande would take forever to cross.
Ha Ha Ha America, at least the Indians got some beads for Manhattan.
Hope and Change will never beat a sturdy ladder and a leaf blower when it comes to redistributing wealth.
I, Tim Kaine, am like a jalapeno enema when it comes to being a pain in the butt. Your butt, because my head would get burned if it was my butt.
(Oh caca tamales, Bat Gringo, Kaine is from my state. Whatever that fruitcake said, I think he is more of a pig than I thought he was yesterday. It wouldn’t shock me if he had renounced his citizenship as he seems to have turned his back on all the American values he pretends to have held in high regard in his past.)
Ay, ay, ay, ay! oh, I am dee Frito Bandito. I like Frito’s Corn Chips. I love them, I do. I want Frito’s corn chips. I’ll take them, from you.
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
…we are all French now.
nothing of any consequence
“¡Feliz Quantro de Mayo!”
“Yo soy Batman”
…I’m not sure whether this is condescension or capitulation, but “Si, se puede”
“My hovercraft is full of eels.”
Mi aerodeslizador está llena de anguilas.
“Yo Quiero Obamacare”
klaatu barada nicto
A Democrat started speaking Spanish on the Senate floor. He said…
…”We shall give you Detroit, show us the paradise you can make of it.”
…”Soy Un Perdedor! ♪♫”
“The Frito Bandito you must not offend. Therefore we must give them free Citizenship NOW.
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[Ironically, this spam answers the question more rationally than most Democrats would – I’m gonna let it stay -Harvey]