Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A White House climate adviser said we need a “war on coal“. Also needed:…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A White House climate adviser said we need a “war on coal“. Also needed:…
Also needed… A War on carrot noses and tophats!
a Warren. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30700000/Warren-warren-beatty-30767721-300-403.jpg
actually, no. He’s a crazy liberal.
More like a war on Warrens. That Elizabeth chick is a piece of work.
… a strike against the backs of matchbooks.
… a jihad against Buckyballs.
… steel cage death match against molybdenum.
… a surprise winter attack on argon / an assault on the rhenium.
… a stupid, futile resistance to krypton.
… a xenon warrior princess.
… a rhodium scholar / a wizard of osmium.
Also needed, a coal substitute for what he’ll be getting from Santa this year.
@3 Brilliant! Hahahahaha
A White House climate adviser said we need a “war on coal“. Also needed:…
…a crack battalion of Economic Suicides
…an appreciation of how well most governmental “War on’s” have turned out.
@3 Wasn’t she a an Amphippian Warrior Princess?
A White House climate adviser said we need a “war on coal“. Also needed:…
…a fast tracking of the building of multiple Nuclear Power plants.
A White House climate adviser said we need a “war on coal“. Also needed:…
new White House Science and Economic advisers.
… an uprising against erectile dysfunction.
… an anti-pancake blintzkreig.
… a Tiananmen Square moment against cliches.
… a nucular [sic]-strength Grammar Hammer.
… coal war diplomacy, and peace talks with coal; followed by an apology from Obama and reparations to coal.
… a plaque made for this advisor’s house, when he is inside freezing during the winter:
“World’s First Karmakazi.”
…a ban on baked goods by non-union labor, he said while wiping away Twinkie crumbs from his mouth.
…a war on Oxygen hogs.
…a land war in asia.
…Whirled peas.
…a drone attack on oil
…Conservatives to turn-in all the guns they’ve been buying.
@12 Twinkie crumbs? Not COOKIE crumbs? (where’d he get twinkies, anyway? hmmmmm)
…double secret probation on Carbon Dioxide.
…a N(A)SA probe of Uranus.
…a Spanish Inquisition on methane… that would be unexpected
Waitaminnit… coal… black…
That White – notice the color? – House Advisor is a racist, calling for war against blacks!
…is a War on Kohls and any other so called “discount” department stores.
@20 oh my… Silly.
@23!!!!! the HORROR!!!!!!!!!!
@20 … to find if it has rings.
@18 – Non-union Twinkies are coming back, Miss Anony. But they won’t be as good as your cookies. You know how you can tell that? Cookies eventually mold; Twinkies will be around for thousands of years, just like Big Macs. Wait..
@27 Cookies mold? Really?
None of my cookies have ever lasted that long…:P
A White House Climate Adviser Said We Need a “War On Coal”. Also needed:…
some one to bitchslap some sense into the White House.
more hookers, what the Hell.
[As an aside, the OED lists a slang definition for coal as “Money”. Rather ironic in this context.]
@28 – Indeed. Your cookies are in a perpetual state of disappearance.
@29 walrus: what has gotten into you today?? Have a cookie. You’ll feel better. 🙂
Also needed is for everyone to get on the Hillary bandwagon now, before she croaks.
A White House Climate Adviser Said We Need a “War On Coal”. Also needed:…
a catchy tune to rally the troops.
warmer winters.
fewer “Electric” vehicles.
@31 Not teh funny Ha ha? Shouldn’t that be “Take two cookies and don’t call me in the morning”? 🙂
@34 Silly. 🙂 You’re always funny…and very clever. That’s why I love my job 🙂
I offered you a cookie because you were sounding a little grumpy and your language was a bit more colorful than usual.
I wanted to make you feel better.
Fine. If you insist, you can have two.
Don’t spoil your lunch! 😛
@35 If those commercials tell the truth I didn’t have my Snickers bar so I was feeling a little Pesci.
… a war on Kenya so Obambi can bury the witnesses to his birth.
… a war on Conserv atives.
Oh, wait, Obambi declared war on both that and the Constitution five years ago.
Maybe a war on Obambi?
… is a war on dihydrogen monoxide
A war on oxygen.
Is a place to put my stuff
A White House Climate Adviser Said We Need a “War On Coal”. Also needed:…
A “War to end all Wars”
….a war on people who start these endless wars!!!
Where’s code pink when you need them?
Who needs coal, all our cars are electric now!
Pepsi looks forward to the war on Coke.
We have always been at war with Coal.
…a war on the energy people waste fighting the war on coal.
…a war on the Pointer Sisters and their evil Neutron Dance song, long live the solar panel waltz.
…a war on paying your own electric bill.
…a war on coal miners taking showers.
a War on Coal miner’s daughters.
…wrestling in oil. According to Bill Clinton.
. . . a war on truth – oh, wait, the Obama administration is already waging that one!
. . . a war on cole slaw and potato salad and all picnic foods
. . . a war on fun – oops, both Obama and Bloomberg are waging that one!
. . . a good five-cent cigar
. . . more whiskey! Fresh horses for my men!
. . . love (just ask Burt Bacharach and Hal David)
@3 a curium for Obama-dum.
A War on Zevon (Send Lawyers, guns, and money)
…a big hole to bury all the coal in… (come again?)
…. some defence for Mr. Porter.
… a prohibition on transporting miners acrross state lines.
@51: How I wish I’d thought of that!!
By the way Oppo, there is a website called Woot! that has a blog section where he has a pun contest each week (Mon. or Tue. I think). Those guys are a bit too clever for me to go against but you or others here might have a good time.
@51 3 thumbs up for that!
@55: Thanks Doh — I had not heard of it.
@51& 56: Rodney Dill’s an Anthracitable Boy. …(Sorry.)
@Oppo – “Say lignite, Gracie.”
@59: Oh, man, and to think I apologized!
. . . a Blitzkrieg against bitumen, an airstrike against anthracite, a kinetic action against culm, a coalition of UN forces against clinkers, and a sternly worded resolution against stoke (don’t make us send Hillary).
Oh boy. You guys.
… is a debate over his statistics. A graphite.
War on coal? Is that why he wants to ship it all to China via the Soviet State of Washington? (I’m not making this up.)
…war on coal? enough pressure on all fronts and diamonds are forever.
@65 Forever, huh? 🙂
Does Obama have the right Coalition for the fight?
war on busybodies, nosy parkers, and do-gooders.
………we need a war on stupid.
……..we need a war on jackassery.
………we need a war on brain dead moronic, hypocrisy.
………we need a war on White House Advisors.
WAR! On Coal. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again!
WAR! On Coal. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.
Your 1970’s are showing.
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