Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Chris Christie will be appearing in an NBC sitcom. He will be playing…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Chris Christie will be appearing in an NBC sitcom. He will be playing…
…himself, which is the punchline.
Chris Christie will be appearing in an NBC sitcom. He will be playing…
New Jersey.
Chris Christie will be appearing in an NBC sitcom. He will be playing…
for votes.
Chris Christie will be appearing in an NBC sitcom. He will be playing…
the patsy.
Chris Christie will be appearing in an NBC sitcom. He will be playing…
in drag and have one line, “Does this make me look fat?”
…a New Jersey Governor, but this is a Sitcom, no one really thinks he can do that.
Barack Obama, beginning every line with “let me be clear.”
… Two and a Half Men.
… Big What’s-his-name on the Sopranos.
Chris Christie will be appearing in an NBC sitcom. He will be playing…
with the idea that a bunch of liberal screenwriters are going to help his image.
… a conservative.
… captain Planet.
… an actual planet.
Chris Christie will be appearing in an NBC sitcom. He will be playing…
The Skipper. Obama will be “his li’l buddy”.
… Newman. Hell-o, Christie .
… a butler on the Bloomberg show, “The Nanny.”
… Khristie the Klown.
… Judge Debra Nelson in “Zimmermania!”
Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…
A country to be named later.
Jabba
Moby Dick
Oz, the Great and Corpulent
An apple fritter, two jelly dounuts, five bismarcks and a cup of joe
The Michelin Man
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
…He Will Be
PlayingPlayedThat’s no moon… it’s a space station.
…with Anthony Weiner…. its the only weiner he can see anymore.
…Sisyphus’ boulder… with Obama as Sisyphus.
Legion
…a Republican
…Cookie Monster. “Gimme Da Cookies! OMNOMNOM.”
Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…
to an audience of 35.
…and idiot. Wait what? That’s not acting?
grrrr …An not and
Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…
A white racist killer who steals food from poor deprived ethnic children before killing them for being homosexuals in wheelchairs made by poor undocumented immigrants doing jobs Americans won’t do.
….me, and screws up his punchlines.
… Vinnie Barba-RINO
… Cousin Et
… Lipo the Lion
…an empty chair.
… Candy Crowley, in the unfunny sitcom known as the next presidential debates.
… Sheriff Buford T. Justice-for-Travon.
…30 Rock.
…the peacock.
…the Biggest Loser.
…Pagliacci.
Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…
the fool.
Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…
Snooki’s love child.
Chris Christie will be appearing in an NBC sitcom. He will be playing…
…we’re gonna need a bigger sitcom.
…Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum.
…with himself in the corner.
…the stunt double for Fonzie and jump a shark
…a loud fat guy who wants to be president.
…all the fish in The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
…a fat guy who sits.
…Meghan McCain.
…a Lumberjack and that’s OK, he sleeps all night and works…uh…sleeps all day.
…Baron Vladimir Harkonen.
…a useful idiot.
…the Cookie Monster
walruskkkch es en fuego!
…a serious Presidential candidate
…Bloomberg’s wacky next-door neighbor
…a political has-been who sold out his party.
…a larger, but less talented Chris Farley
…a physical manifestation of the National Debt
…a Debtnado
…a Debtalanche
. . . basketball ; well, actually, he’ll be playing an actual basketball, since he’s the same shape
Chris Christie will be appearing in an NBC sitcom. He will be playing…
The Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man
That thing that eats the sun every once in a while then we all have to bang gongs and pots and pans to make it spit out our sun! Quick! Bang on pots!
Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…
A Pander Bear.
Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…
Whale Sharknado!
Jabba in The Pizza Hut
Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…
I’m a RINOstone cowboy….
alone, because no one will play with Chris Christie.
…a constipated politician whose doctor looks looks at the x-ray and says: We’re gonna need a bigger butt.
…Ned Beatty, hoping for deliverance from the pizza guy, played by BHObama.
Mongo like candy.
…the incredible shrinking man
Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…
…a Democratic Presidential Nominee.
…Mitt Romney’s roommate in a new version of the “Odd Couple”.
…Barack O’bama’s roommate in the reboot of “Friends”
… with Barack Obama in a remake of “The Odd Couple”.
That’s not a sitcom. That’s Sunday Football with Chris as the Goodyear blimp.
Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…
Switching parties.
with an almost certain Emmy award nomination.
Hedy Lamarr. No, that’s Hedly Lamarr!
…a pumpkin
Pillsbury dough boy
Ralph Camden’s fatter younger brother.
Fat Albert
…Fat Tony’s cousin, Morbidly Obese Tony.
…Mr. Huge.
…the “Before” guy in a Weight Watchers commercial.
…the starring role in a story about Shamu.
…everyone.
Chris Christie Will Be Appearing in an NBC Sitcom. He Will Be Playing…
the role of “Maverick” in the hopes of taking the part when John McCain retires.
… Hungry, Hungry Hypocrite.
…the president’s favorite golf course. This week Christie gets played again!
…Chrismu, the beached whale that keeps dipping a toe into the water.
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