Straight Line of the Day: John Kerry Said That “Spying on Allies Is Not Unusual”. Also Not Unusual…

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John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…

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  1. John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…

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    It’s not unusual to have fun with anyone
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    if you should ever want to be loved by anyone,
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  2. John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…

    to see a Secretary of State without a bulge in his speedos.

    the Obama administration apologizing.

  3. It’s not unusual to spy on anyone.
    It’s not unusual to put a bug – on every phone.
    But when our allies say it’s something they really can’t condone
    It’s not unusual to pass the buck,
    Or say, “What the….”

  4. John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…

    “Secretaries of State receiving the same protection as our Ambassadors. Hey, wait a minute!”

  5. …is walking into the oval office and finding Obama without his pants

    …is Hillary Clinton saying “shut up John” every time she walks into a room that Kerry is in

    …is the black SUV parked across from my house, with the two men in dark suit and sunglasses, engine running

    …is Obama having to ask the Canadian ambassador to find out what’s happening in Europe this week

    …is the squeaky sound that comes from Al Gore when he walks past airport security

    …is how Bo always seems to be the same age, and his markings “move around”

  6. …for gold-digging worthless Senators to get a job as Secretary of State.

    …the taste of shoe in John Kerry’s mouth.

    …a Democrat administration enacting foreign policy with all the grace and competence of an elephant on ice skates.

  7. …flying pigs

    …elephants passing though eyes of needles

    …being called a racist

    …John Kerry redefining the meaning of the word “unusual”

    …the left wing media taking a Democrat politician at his word

    …Michelle Obama feeling like a prisoner while having access to every taxpayer provided luxury imaginable

    …Blarg having go to without cookies

    …expecting the Spanish Inquisition

  8. …that someone with such an “interesting” web browser cache and email receipts to such embarrassing purchases would bring up such a question…does your wife know about that dating site profile?

  9. …a US Navy lieutenant travelling to Paris to meet with his country’s enemies.

    …a man becoming Secretary of State after admitting to being a War Criminal in testimony before Sen William Fulbright (D-Ark) and his commitee.

  10. @ 34 If the fragen, er, question itself was meant to be answered, then, yeah. I learned French and German back to back over thirty years ago. I go to speak one and think, “speak foreign language”. Sometimes French comes out; sometimes German. Used to be kinda embarassing, unintentionally speaking French to Germans and vice versa. Nowadays I seem to know just enough to accidentally get into an earnest fistfight. Might be place for me in today’s State Department…

  11. …the buzzing of horseflies whenever John Kerry makes an appearance.

    …John Kerry never quite grasping the need for a basketball when playing a game of H.O.R.S.E.

    …his disdain for Nelson but a fondness for Winnie, Mandela.

    …the fact that not once, not ever, has any nation or person wanted to spy on Hillary Clinton.

    …Obama finding out that we spy on our allies only when he was reading Bill Clinton’s email.

  12. John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…

    …is when John Kerry gets highly upset when he finds out that allies are spying on him.

    …temper tantrums by Herman Munster himself.

    …is the need to pass bills to find out what’s in them

    …is that the adults that speak in the Charlie Brown cartoons make more sense than everyone in this current administration combined

  13. … is for a Secretary of State’s chin to grow seven inches, his mouth to wander around his face, and no one to find it any more unusual than his predecessor to have unexplained falls and concussions.

    America is a Tim Burton film now.

  14. …giving weapons to our enemies.

    …for him to respond “You rang?” when Obama calls him.

    …having the Secret Service make sure Biden doesn’t wander too close to the pool.

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