Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
… John Kerry saying stupid things in public.
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
to be loved by anyone
It’s not unusual to have fun with anyone
but when I see you hanging about with anyone
It’s not unusual to see me cry,
oh I wanna’ die
It’s not unusual to go out at any time
but when I see you out and about it’s such a crime
if you should ever want to be loved by anyone,
It’s not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say
you find it happens all the time
love will never do what you want it to
why can’t this crazy love be mine
It’s not unusual, to be mad with anyone
It’s not unusual, to be sad with anyone
but if I ever find that you’ve changed at anytime
it’s not unusual to find out that I’m in love with you
whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
to see a Secretary of State without a bulge in his speedos.
the Obama administration apologizing.
…hanging Ambassadors out to die in Jihadi infested hellholes.
It’s not unusual to spy on anyone.
It’s not unusual to put a bug – on every phone.
But when our allies say it’s something they really can’t condone
It’s not unusual to pass the buck,
Or say, “What the….”
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
“Secretaries of State receiving the same protection as our Ambassadors. Hey, wait a minute!”
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
getting a might tipsy after one or two Chardonnays.
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
…getting caught like the rank amateurs that we are.
…is having fewer allies afterwards.
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
having things seared into your memory that you forget about shortly afterwards.
…is walking into the oval office and finding Obama without his pants
…is Hillary Clinton saying “shut up John” every time she walks into a room that Kerry is in
…is the black SUV parked across from my house, with the two men in dark suit and sunglasses, engine running
…is Obama having to ask the Canadian ambassador to find out what’s happening in Europe this week
…is the squeaky sound that comes from Al Gore when he walks past airport security
…is how Bo always seems to be the same age, and his markings “move around”
…getting three purple hearts without loosing any blood.
…for gold-digging worthless Senators to get a job as Secretary of State.
…the taste of shoe in John Kerry’s mouth.
…a Democrat administration enacting foreign policy with all the grace and competence of an elephant on ice skates.
Also Not Unusual…being against spying on allies before being for it.
…flying pigs
…elephants passing though eyes of needles
…being called a racist
…John Kerry redefining the meaning of the word “unusual”
…the left wing media taking a Democrat politician at his word
…Michelle Obama feeling like a prisoner while having access to every taxpayer provided luxury imaginable
…Blarg having go to without cookies
…expecting the Spanish Inquisition
…forgetting to put on his Anti-Frankenstein make-up
…those drones following you around since you asked.
…your browsing history, your phone records, or where you’re been for the last 2 years….nope nothing unusual there at all…darn.
…that someone with such an “interesting” web browser cache and email receipts to such embarrassing purchases would bring up such a question…does your wife know about that dating site profile?
…throwing someone else’s medals over the White House fence in protest because you really kinda want to hang on to your own.
burping at the table.
….still having an imaginary hat.
…being awarded a Purple Heart for sustaining a scratch while shaving in Viet Nam
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
cute kittens, adorable babies and total non sequiturs.
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
…selling them out to the Russians, HELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO Poland!
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
Un politicien de chercheur d’or prétentieux du Massachusetts
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
avoir le pingouin sur le dessus de la télévision à exploser.
…a US Navy lieutenant travelling to Paris to meet with his country’s enemies.
…a man becoming Secretary of State after admitting to being a War Criminal in testimony before Sen William Fulbright (D-Ark) and his commitee.
re 25.walruskkkch says:
July 2nd, 2013 at 1:07 pm
Ce n’est pas peut chercheur d’or.
@28 Blâmer babelfish, j’ai pris allemand à l’école secondaire.
It’s not unusual to be loved by anyone.
To hide your luxury yacht from the Massachusetts tax assessor’s office at a marina in Rhode Island.
. . . to hear somebody who lefties think is smart say something that indicates that his IQ hovers about room temperature.
@29 J’ai appris le français à l’école secondaire, et en allemand au collège. Aujourd’hui, habe ich les deux verwirren.
@33 Meinst Du das, oder sind Sie nur zu sagen, dass? It’s one of a couple of phrases I recall. Although I remembered it as Meinst du dass oder sagst du dass nur so?
@ 34 If the fragen, er, question itself was meant to be answered, then, yeah. I learned French and German back to back over thirty years ago. I go to speak one and think, “speak foreign language”. Sometimes French comes out; sometimes German. Used to be kinda embarassing, unintentionally speaking French to Germans and vice versa. Nowadays I seem to know just enough to accidentally get into an earnest fistfight. Might be place for me in today’s State Department…
drone-killing citizens and tax-auditing your political enemies. So move along, nothing to see here.
…the buzzing of horseflies whenever John Kerry makes an appearance.
…John Kerry never quite grasping the need for a basketball when playing a game of H.O.R.S.E.
…his disdain for Nelson but a fondness for Winnie, Mandela.
…the fact that not once, not ever, has any nation or person wanted to spy on Hillary Clinton.
…Obama finding out that we spy on our allies only when he was reading Bill Clinton’s email.
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
…is when John Kerry gets highly upset when he finds out that allies are spying on him.
…temper tantrums by Herman Munster himself.
…is the need to pass bills to find out what’s in them
…is that the adults that speak in the Charlie Brown cartoons make more sense than everyone in this current administration combined
…
… is for a Secretary of State’s chin to grow seven inches, his mouth to wander around his face, and no one to find it any more unusual than his predecessor to have unexplained falls and concussions.
America is a Tim Burton film now.
…Sandra Fluke needing her GPS in the morning to discover whose room she is in.
@34 and @35 I speak rusty French but not German.
For a while there, I thought my French was rustier than it is 🙂
Geez.
@32 – Hey, buddy, I think you owe me an apology…
To hear John Kerry’s head make a sound like a maraca when he walks.
John Kerry said that “spying on allies is not unusual”. Also not unusual…
for stupid doing as stupid does.
…Mooooooo Obama taking a stay-cation.
…giving weapons to our enemies.
…for him to respond “You rang?” when Obama calls him.
…having the Secret Service make sure Biden doesn’t wander too close to the pool.
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