[High Praise! to James for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to you TV:…
[High Praise! to James for the suggestion]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to you TV:…
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to you TV:…
The same old programming, now just governmentally approved.
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to you TV:…
10 new offshoots of MSNBC.
We interrupt this Straight Line of the Day to say: “That’s like saying that the U.S. repealed its ban on color TV.”
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to you TV:…
…INGSOC 24/7
…”The Global Warming Channel”… ‘skuse me, “The Climate Change Channel”
…even more channels that aren’t worthy of my time
…the Organizing For America Comedy Hour.
MSNBC-Span.
…nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition… well, er, uh… actually now everbody will be expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
SPAM-A-LOT
“It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor….. Welcome to Mr. Putin’s Neighorhood.”
…everything that’s already on your TV. FORWARD!
The Jay Carney Show
Pravda.us
From the article:
.. So, a big salute to Commander Carpenter?
. . . Obama’s next speech.
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to you TV:…
Big Brother returns as Big Brother IS WATCHING YOU!
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to you TV:…
Nothing but liberal pablum served up in pretty pictures.
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to you TV:…
When White Racist attack, next on CNN Domestic.
… “Who Wants To Confiscate The Wealth of A Millionaire?”
… “Where In The World Is Edward Snowden?”
… “The ObamaCareBears”
… “Here Comes Money Boo-Boo!”
… retroactive pardons for MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, etc.
FCC transfers all broadcast licenses held by the FOX Networks to MSNBC to support the new Rachel Maddow channel and Chris Matthews will make a guest appearance on “Dancing with the Stars” to see if he can get another tingle.
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to you TV:…
I bought a bourgeois house in the Hollywood hills
With a truckload of hundred thousand dollar bills
Man came by to hook up my cable TV
We settled in for the night my baby and me
We switched ’round and ’round ’til half-past dawn
There was fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on
Fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on
Fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on
Well now home entertainment was my baby’s wish
So I hopped into town for a satellite dish
I tied it to the top of my Japanese car
I came home and I pointed it out into the stars
A message came back from the great beyond
There’s fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on
Fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on
Fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on
Well we might’a made some friends with some billionaires
We might’a got all nice and friendly if we’d made it upstairs
All I got was a note that said “Bye-bye John
Our love’s fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on”
(Fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on)
So I bought a .44 magnum, it was solid steel cast
And in the blessed name of Elvis well I just let it blast
‘Til my TV lay in pieces there at my feet
And they busted me for disturbin’ the almighty peace
Judge said “What you got in your defense son?”
“Fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on”
Fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on
Fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on
I can see by your eyes friend you’re just about gone
Fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on
Fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on
Fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on
Fifty-seven channels and nothin’ on
Fifty-seven channels and…
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to you TV:…
it finally fulfills it’s destiny and becomes, truly, the Boob Tube.
…”Believe It.. or Else!”
… “The Malarkey Mouse Club”
… “Who’s On My Line?”
… “Gillibrand’s Island”
….”
ClarissaMichelle Explains It All”The US Repealed Its Ban on Broadcasting Propaganda Domestically. Coming Soon to Your TV…
..the removal of the “OFF” button.
…The Amazing Race Hustlers.
…The Rockford NSA Files.
…Saturday Night Live From Rush Limbaugh’s Bedroom.
… “Mutual of Obama’s World Kingdom”
… “I Dream of Janeane”
… “Sanford & Obama’s Son”
… MUST-See TV (or pay a tax/penalty/tax)
… Iron Chef
EurasiaEastasiaEurasiaEastasiaEurasiaEastasiaEurasiaEastasia…..LBN-Liberal Broadcasting Network
Motto: MSNBC is a Conservative Rag!
The US Repealed Its Ban on Broadcasting Propaganda Domestically. Coming Soon to Your TV…
Unreality programming.
PSA: Vote Democrat, for your own good.
PSA: Taxes are your friends.
New TV Shows:
I Spy, you Spy, we all Spy
Love your Secret Agent Man
The Munsters [live from Foggy Bottom]
The Man from I.R.S.
Have gun, will get arrested
The Streets of San Francisco [Live]
Green Energy
LGBT Junction
Rachael Jeantel giving Creepy Assed Cracka Commentary on 60 Minutes.
Wheel Of Trayvon
Occupy America
The Hope and Change Show Starring Our Noble Leader, Barack The First, President For Life!
… “The Beverly Hill-Billaries”
… “What’s My Lyin’?”
… “Hawaii Five-O Years Ago. Honest.”
. . . centrifugal bumble-puppy and Riemann-surface tennis play-offs
. . . Are You Smarter Than Joseph Biden?
. . . Wheel of Taxes
1. 385 channels and still nothing on!
2. Fearless Leader, Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale – its on now comrades!
3. Late Night with Joseph Goebbels
4. Baghdad Bob every day all the time
5. Channel 35, the Borg channel, resistance is futile
The US Repealed Its Ban on Broadcasting Propaganda Domestically. Coming Soon to Your TV…
The Price is Left.
Law & Order: Special Persecutions Unit
ER:Free for Everyone
The Guiding Light of Obama
The Vegetarian Iron Chef
The Amazing Race: Black Edition
Newsroom (oh wait…)
Monday Night Soccer
The Wire [Home Edition]
The West Wing [Reality programming]
All children’s programming will be replaced with The Smurfs.
…Double Jeopardy, sponsored by the DOJ
…Cowboy Poetry LIVE!
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to you TV:…
…Joe Biden teeth-whitener infomercials
…a brand new channel for this propaganda: MSNBC. Oh, wait…
…Chico Gets Shot By The Black Man.
…Larry King Dead.
Ali in the Family – with Achmed and Ezzah Bunker. In the pilot episode Achmed meets his new son-in-law, Porkhead.
… “I Love Loosey-Goosey Monetary Policy”
… “Das Kapital Week In Review”
… “The Supreme Courting of Eddie’s Fathers”
… “One Gay At A Time”
… “We bitched”
… “Michelle’s Navy”
… “Red Star Search”
… “The Brady Bill Bunch”
… “PRISM Break”
The US Repealed Its Ban on Broadcasting Propaganda Domestically. Coming Soon to Your TV…
a lot more very angry lesbians. A lot more.
…Obama and The Constitution: “Why my wife’s behind makes for an obstructed view interpretation”.
…Home School: Stuff Your Teachers Are Too Dumb Or Conservative To Explain.
…The Sandra Fluke Show! Sandra talks about which means of birth control she needs for that night.
…Religion Today. Millions of mandates to keep you out of politically incorrect hell.
The new George Soros sponsored cable network: Socialism Home Indoctrination Television (C-SH!T) .
“Tune in and Watch Us! We’re already watching you.”
….Cookie monster is renamed to Mini-croissant Friendly Pal.
The Al Sharpton hour on MSNBC. What? He does? Seriously? So…the repeal was more of an after-thought?
…”Holder’s Heroes” sponsored by ACA and IRS.
THE DNC NEWS HOUR “pilot episode explores the far right views of chris mathews, rachel maddow and the new york times”
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to you TV:…
…Who cares as long as I get free housing, free food, free internet, free transportation, free healthcare* and a shiny new free phone!
“The Rachel Maddow Bestiality Hour”
“Who Wants To Be A Skid Row Crack Whore?”
and,
The new brownshirt sports network: eSPYn.
CBS… isn’t that the same network with The Bel Arabs and Brown Acres?
… Voice of America, Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty, and the Middle East Broadcasting Networks, ftw!
Hahahaha this one is going to be a fun one to judge 🙂
Cookies are up for grabs…
…B.E.P. Black Exploitation Propaganda – If it was racist it would be spelled PropaganDER.
…Know Your Obama Appointees – How to tell a govt. official from a small muscular animal, bowling ball or an old trash can wearing a pantsuit.
…Terrorism Today, the hunt for Ted Nugent.
…Profiles in Scourge: Identifying the enemy who calls terrorists bad names.
…Take My Wife, Please. When the drone wars come to the suburbs will you choose Hope or Change?
…the biggest Loser, but will no longer be a contest for losing weight, but a competition of which state has Obama visit.
…….oh honey, it’s already here. They been propagandizing in this country for at least the last 7 years, longer at NPR and PBS. After all objectivity in journalism is not like a rule or anything. It’s just sort of a guideline, like in that pirate movie with Johnny Depp. Pirates, obama and minions they could be brothers of another mother.
The US repealed its ban on broadcasting propaganda domestically. Coming soon to your TV:
I donno, some crazy ass cracka sayn’ some cazy azz cracka shite?
Channel 345 – The Jeantel channel – Jeantel is on 24/7 imparting her down-home advice and harr-larry-ous def-comedy jam to confused cracka’s that call in about we in new school, choom gang and other trendy topics.
… “Hopey Days.”
….Two and Two is The Five: a panel to help you budget your health costs.
…Faux news, because off balanced is a kind of balanced.
The Invaders with Vladimir Putin
Big Brother Knows Best with Barak Obama
The Young and the Restless with Susan Fluke
Are You Smarter than a Senator with Harry Reid
Barney and Friends with Michelle Obama as Barney
The Peoples Court with Fidel Castro
Tsar Trax with a new Tsar appointed every week
Bizarre Foods with Michelle Obama
Mythbusters with Ted Cruz
Ultimate Predators with a new Democrat every week
Pretty Little Liars with Hillary Clinton and Janet Napolitano
Criminal Minds with an all Democrat Ensemble Cast
Law and Order: Criminal Intent with Chris Matthews explaining what they REALLY said-as opposed to the words they uttered
Inside Edition with George Soros
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation travelling to any Polling Place where Democrats Lost
The Price is Right sponsored by SNAP
…NBC brings back “the less you know” tv spots. No, it was never the “more” you know.
I thought that was all those commercial channels were about.
The US Repealed Its Ban on Broadcasting Propaganda Domestically. Coming Soon to Your TV…
every Channel, every day all year long, just a picture of Obama with the single word, “OBEY”.
…the Michael Moore channel, featuring the Baghdad Bob News Hour. It includes Dan Rather’s in-depth report on George W. Bush’s Air National Guard Memo. -All the news that’s fake but accurate!
algore as current jazeera’s weather correspondent. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/01/03/al-gore-nets-reported-100-million-in-sale-current-tv-to-al-jazeera/
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