Straight Line of the Day: Michelle Obama Is Releasing a Rap Album Titled…

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Michelle Obama is releasing a rap album titled…

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  1. Michelle Obama is releasing a rap album titled…

    What a Wookie wants

    The Wookie in me

    Wookies are the niggers of the world

    I am Wookie hear me roar

    Fat bottom Wookies make the rockin’ world go ’round.

    W O O K I E, find out what it means to me

    The ballad of Barry and the Wookie

    Instant wookie

  2. Michelle Obama is releasing a rap album titled…

    Werewookie of Washington

    Send lawyers, guns and Wookies

    Wookies just want to have fun

    Video killed the Wookie

    I saw Barry kissing a Wookie

    Yellow Wookie

  3. Michelle Obama is releasing a rap album titled…

    The Wookie Album

    Wookie on Wookie

    Washington Calling

    Exile on Pennsylvania Avenue

    Wookie sounds

    Sgt Wookie’s lonely hearts club band

  4. Michelle Obama is releasing a rap album titled…

    If You Don’t Buy This You Are Racist (and even if you do you are probably still racist)

    It’s Over (now that the fat lady is singing)

    Twerkin’ it Dougie Style

  5. Michelle Obama is releasing a rap album titled…

    Klingon songs to make love/kill someone by

    Six-pac fer sur’

    Klingon Wookie: Forbidden love

    pong’e’, wookie muSHa’ghach.

    tIn butts bang ‘ej pagh

    album je’ pagh Ha’DIbaH Sop barry

  6. … Phat Free

    … Air Force 2-Pac

    … MO’ Bitter Blues

    … Girl, You Be Trippin’ (Again?)

    … The Single Mom Blues

    … I’m Down With O.P.P. (Yeah, You Know Me)

    … Oh No You Di’n’t! (Featuring Eric Snowden)

  7. …Hey MC Hammer, are you done with those baggy pants? And that cheeseburger?

    …Do you know the way to San Diego, Jose?

    …Your union dues bought this so listen!

    …Thanking Our Government – For My Great Big Blubbermint – Booty – Now I’m Shaking It – And Talking Snooty – Living Large – On The Taxmans Looty –

    …Is that a SharkNado in your pants or the TSA?

    …Wookie Foot and Twinkle Toes NWA.

  8. …Rap songs that make you healthy, not the one’s that make you shoot people because rap songs don’t affect behavior negatively.

    …Talking Heads More Songs About Buildings And Food, But Really Just Food. Food I Don’t Want You To Eat. By The Way, You Gonna Eat That?

    …No Means No. Touch My Food And You’ll Pull Back A Stump.

    …Humpty Dumpty Took A Humpty Dump But Now I’m Back. Pass The Gravy.

    … Michelle Obama takes all the credit for other people’s work and wants a Grammy for it Album.

  9. Michelle Obama is releasing a rap album titled…

    “MO Knows Best How to Turn Country to Phat”

    Sample hit songs:

    1. Put Another Log on the Fire Biotch
    2. All My Rowdy Friends Have Died
    3. Take This Hog and Shove It
    4. Mammas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Carnivores

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