Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
…that everyday is ‘Bean Burrito Special’ day
…that they should’ve learned Spanish first.
The Mexico’s president refers to President Obama as El Chorizo Grande
…that salsa is not a good cookie topping
… 53 new ways of soliciting a bribe.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
he’s planning on jumping the fence before Amnesty gets passed.
… the recipe for the perfect enchilada.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
their lesson ’bout messin’ with the wife of a jealous Mexican.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
the meaning of “casa de Peepee.”
…that Chihuahuas do in fact yap too much. Another well-funded government study.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
he secretly coverts the return of Texas, California not so much.
Mexico is not actually one of the 57 states and should not have been part of their spying program
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
Mexico wants to become state number 51-57.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
Mexico is Spanish for Southern California.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
he was very angry about Fast and Furious, despite it being a phoney Scandal.
…that it’s actually CINCO de Mayo!
…the words to “La Bamba”
…that he seeks revenge against the six fingered man who murdered his father.
t’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
all
his
friends
love a low rider.
…before doing the Mexican Hat Dance, the hat should be removed.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
he has serious desire for a Bromance with Joe Biden.
…that apparently montezuma was not done extracting his revenge.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
he wants to do some serious twerkin with Miley Cyrus.
…don’t drink the water… and don’t drink too much tequila if you want to keep secrets.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
the were listening to his gardener for 7 months.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
WALRUS NEEDS HIS COOKIES!
Mexico’s chemical weapon deployment plan calls for eating a whole bunch of Chili Rellenos
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
he stills remembers the Alamo, but thinks Mexico will win in the long run.
…the Macarena.
…that Chihuahua is a place – not just an appetizer.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
Way down here you need a reason to move
Feel a fool running your stateside games
Lose your load, leave your mind behind, Baby James
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
Davey Crockett went out to Texas
To fight at the Alamo
Old Will Travis never told him
Texas is in Mexico
It’s a bloody mess
You know the rest
…banana republics have remarkably little to do with fruit.
…how to eat the worm without drinking all the tequila.
… his password is: asylum.
in retribution for fast and furious Mexico is walking more American guns back into Mexico.
…that he is not only white; He’s in charge of the drug cartels. Therefore making him the de facto white villain in the next Hollywood Mexploitation flick: “El Frijole Blanco!” – once you smell him coming…it’s too late.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
There’s no way I’m gettin’ into heaven
so hand me down my AK-47
’cause I’m Hell bound.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
how to say SQUIRRELS! in Mexican.
…that Chihuahua cheese doesnt actually come from the dogs. Which will save a lot of people from having to milk the yappy little f***ers.
he may be “slow in the feet” but not in “la cabeza”
…how to make bunuelos!
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
Deedn’t your mother tell you to look both ways before crosseeng the railroad tracks? You could get hurt!
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…Badges? We ain’t got no badges. We don’t need no badges! I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges!
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned… that mexicans are always looking for some “American Fly”.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
All the burning bridges that have fallen after me
All the lonely feelings and the burning memories
Everyone I left behind each time I closed the door
Burning bridges lost forevermore
…that Soylent Green is guacamole!
…the salsa they’ve been using was made in… NEW YORK CITY?? -Get a rope!
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned… That he’s George Zimmerman’s cousin and
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned… That he’s George Zimmerman’s cousin and *BANG!*
Forgot about the “” being used for HTML tags. sigh.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned… if he had a son, he’d look like George Zimmerman!
…Jose Cuervo is not really your friend.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
that his favorite salsa is made in New York City. New York City?!!
he’s a closet Muslim born in Kenya, too!
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…the Dos Equis’ pitchman is Jewish actor living in Marina del Rey.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
he prefers his toilet paper over the top.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
his entire household staff….Americans.
….. that all that earned money the illegals make here is really not sent to their families in Mexico.
The President gets his cut, and they have the Gov’t Workers engage in Death Matches to distribute the rest of the dough……..
…the Mexican president is definitely *not* the most interesting man in the world.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
He lives on a cul de sac with his family, parents, brother and his wife and family as well as his wife’s sister husband and their kids…..and there is only one car in the driveway!
@58:
Yes, but in between his vacations, Obama is the most Inter – Resting man in the world.
#47 Bob, in Mexico they call it Soylent Brown.
…that the presidents limo has a ladder and two leaf blowers on top to blend in with the local traffic.
…Mexicans must show a drivers license from their US state of residence to vote in Mexican elections.
…every other person in Mexico is there illegally, but are just passing through.
…nothing.
…Def Leppard will give their final performance somewhere, anywhere in Mexico.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
who shot the Sheriff, but are still unclear the Deputy shooting.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
…his name is Enrique Peña Nieto.
…that he’s been sexting with Dilma Rousseff.
…that he has no plans to sneak across the border.
…that he might own a couple of Fast & Furious guns.
…that he has no drug cartel.
…that they speak Spanish in Mexico.
nothing, didn’t learn spanish
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
…his name is Enrique Peña Nieto — and he’s been sexting with Dilma Rousseff.
… he planned to cross the border into Arizona next week in the back of a lettuce truck, in search of a better life for his family.
…he’s been tweeting nude pictures of himself under the name Chuck Peligro.
It’s come out that the NSA spied on Mexico’s President. They learned…
…he is devoutly Catholic; tired of hearing about the Battle of the Alamo; eats tacos, nachos, and beans and rice; drinks tequila and beer; enjoys a daily siesta in his hammock; wears a sombrero, serape and sandals around the house; owns a chihuahua, has an affinity for Cinco de Mayo, mariachi, bullfights, hat dances, and soccer.
…that in a secret meeting, he told Eric Holder and Janet Napolitano: “Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!” (or more accurately, “Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don’t need badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and chinga tu madre!”)
…he loves to tell American law enforcement officials e.g. DEA, ICE, and Homeland Security: “Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges!” (or more accurately, “Badges, to god-damned hell with badges! We have no badges. In fact, we don’t need badges. I don’t have to show you any stinking badges, you god-damned cabrón and chinga tu madre!”)
…he enjoys asking American dignitaries: “Hey meester, would you like to meet my seester?”
…he does not sport a mustache and he does not drink Dos Equis; therefore he is not the “most interesting man in the world.”
…he once considered dropping out of law school to become a landscaper or pool boy in Hollywood — where the pay was better.
…he is a member of the Institutional Revolutionary Party — whatever the hell that is.
[An aside]
Obama just closed his ‘press conference’ in St. Petersburg with “Mexico is one of our closest allies and neighbors.”
They would have skewered Bush, Quayle, or Palin for that.
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