Straight Line of the Day: President Obama Will Put the Attack on Syria on Hold if They Give Up Their Chemical Weapons. Also on Hold…

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President Obama will put the attack on Syria on hold if they give up their chemical weapons. Also on hold…

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  1. President Obama will put the attack on Syria on hold if they give up their chemical weapons. Also on hold…
    People thinking about buying the new iPhone with that fingerprint app given that whole “tech companies in evil partnership with the NSA thingy.”

  2. President Obama will put the attack on Syria on hold if they give up their chemical weapons. Also on hold…

    Joe Biden with his tongue out waiting to lick the stamp on Obama’s next strongly worded letter.

  3. President Obama will put the attack on Syria on hold if they give up their chemical weapons. Also on hold…

    the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven’t broken any rules.

  4. President Obama will put the attack on Syria on hold if they give up their chemical weapons. Also on hold…

    President Obama’s credibility on foreign policy as has been demostrated by his choices for Secrataries of State.

  5. President Obama will put the attack on Syria on hold if they give up their chemical weapons. Also on hold…

    The attack by the Martians as due to budget cutbacks there won’t be any radio stations playing “War of the Worlds” around Halloween this year.

  6. …Jimmie Kimmel revealing the Syrian gas attacks were just a Youtube hoax like the twerking girl on fire

    ..The dirty guy who lives in the park’s plans to capture that squirrel using only a spork (not kidding, he appears to be rethinking that strategy)

    …Obama’s club Med beach vacation on the west coast of Syria

    …Putin rick-rolling Obama at the UN. Wait, that wasn’t on hold, he actually did it, never mind…

    …Iran’s long planned attack on the US. Because they can’t decide if this is a ploy to lull them into a false sense of security, or if Obama is really that incompetent

  7. …the admission that the “gas attack” was really just the result of Michelle’s school lunch Muslim outreach getting to people who would actually eat those meals.

    …an Obama, any Obama being proud of their country for a second time.

    …post Condoleeza Rice Jeopardy invites to a sitting Sec. of State.

    …Obama paying off that bet with Assad that Syrian cockroaches were not Sarin gas resistant.

    …Republican leadership in the House and Senate.

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