Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
…: readings from Mao’s Little Red Book.
…was “Spam, spam, eggs and spam.”
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
“oooooh, that’s my favorite!”
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
Now mommy gives me cookies and milk and tucks me in. Nitey-nite!
…was “Spend, spend spend, spent. Spend, spend, spending, spent. Spend a little more.”
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
Only an idiot would read that! Errr, Sorry Rev. Jackson.
“…The time for talking is over. Make no mistake about it and let me be clear, as I’ve said before, umm…words have meaning…ahh…elections have consequences…you own this…derf…dog is tough…”
“Fore!”
…was to read whatever his TelePrompter printed out.
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
Well he had one but if I gave a rat’s patootie about what it was I might be able to reproduce it here.
..blue pills and wormy apples.
I do not like Ted Cruz at all,
I do not like him at the Mall,
I will not see him in the Fall,
When Obamacare hits the wall.
You must embrace Obamacare,
For if you don’t you’ll surely fare,
The IRS to lay you bare,
So you see I don’t really care.
…would you like to have healthcare with that?
Would you like that Democrat?
Then, wrap your grandma up in flanel
And, send her to the Who death panel!
And, remember it is not a goof.
When costs go shooting through the roof.
And for your surgical procedure,
We added one important feature.
To insure the knife of surgeon Smarty
Join the Democratic Party.
And, if your wife requires tamoxifen
You’ll have to ask your Congressman.
…”RACIST!”
…was to ban Sean Penn from the White House.
…Bagles and Beagles.
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
…Oh yeah? Well I read “You’re Only Old Once! A Book for Obsolete Children” to put Natasha and Malia to sleep.
(ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You%27re_Only_Old_Once!)
…Ha! I read “I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today!” to put Natasha and Malia to sleep.
(ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Can_Lick_30_Tigers_Today!_and_Other_Stories
…Big deal! I read “The Communist Manifesto” in German and Russian to put Natasha and Malia to sleep.
…”As a Muslim, I’m not allowed to eat ham!”
…was to be restrained as he ran out of the White house towards the senate shouting “read it again! read it again! I’m the president and I want you to read it again!” and then held his breath until Biden gently rocked him and got him back to sleep
…was to head to Denny’s to deal with his sudden desire for a grand slam
…was to ask one of his aids”He’s in the senate? What do they do?”
…was to have the IRS begin an audit of Dr Seuss
…was to make sure Dr Seuss was complying with the Obamacare mandates
…was to tell aides that Cruz was a good speaker now, but was much better in Top Gun
@13 Capitalize WHO for World Health Organization?
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
He can read actual books?!?!
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
threatened to draw a red line around him and, and, and…you know, do stuff.
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
elicited no leg tingles in Chrissy Matthews so was largely ignored by the Press.
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
was to filibuster himself by reading the Constitution.
…was to complain that eggs and ham are high in cholesterol and contribute to childhood obesity. (You meant Michelle Obama, right?)
. . . was an interpretive reading of “Das Kapital”.
…: reading passages from Everybody Poops.
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
crying and throwing golf clubs
Goodnight Freedom.
Goodnight Justice.
Goodnight American Way.
Goodnight moon.
…was to shout, “Hey! You didn’t write that!”
“No way, dude. Ham ain’t halal.”
FORE!
If you like your green eggs you can keep them.
…was a reading of “Oh the Places You’ll Go” while leaning on a shovel.
…was to steal Christmas.
Obama’s response…
“My eggs turned green, and Michelle’s ham just ain’t right”
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
consisted mostly of foaming at the mouth and falling over backwards.
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
can be summed up in one word, “not much”.
…was he threw a hissy fit and swallowed his tongue.
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
…last night, the kids and I read the “Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act” (PPACA) from cover to cover! Nancy Pelosi came over to read it – for the first – with us, but the girls thought she was a witch so I had to ask her to leave.
Obama responded by reading the last budget he signed.
…a few chapters from his new autobiography “Dog Meat and Dogma”.
…a no expenses spared but borrowed to pay for permanent vacation to Cuba for the entire Cruz family.
…real snot with the crocodile tears during his nightly crying jag.
…moped a bit but got really jazzed up by having David Brooks admire his pant leg creases, spent a quiet few hours auditing his shoe allotment, fired three shoe shiners, went to bed early.
……….to admit that he really is the Cat in the Hat and Biden and Holder are Thing One and Thing Two, and they should not be here when our mother is out.
… was having Joe Baden craft a clever response, which went something like this:
“I do not like you Mr. Ted
Now Obamacare will make you….. uh…. what rhymes with not be living anymore?”
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
was swift and strong, a witty bon mot that will go down in history, remembered by generations hence as the most complete and utter put down of a fellow human being. Or something like that.
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
…”Green eggs sound environmentally friendly, but ham is not kosher for us Muslims.
…”Let me check with the EPA about those green eggs.”
…”Is that ham from Smithfield – and is it from China or the US?”
“obamacare will cure that color blindness”
#5 – Jimmy,
were you referring to this?
Obama Likes Spending http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-JuE9esfUc
Oooh, wait! wait!
This one’s even better!
Live Free or Die Hard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7qlRdwXLT4
Obama to Cruz: “Unfortunately, it’s not eggs and ham I dishing out, Canuck. Eat sh!t.”.
#46: Yeah, 4of7, that was the one.
Ted Cruz’s Obamacare filibuster included a reading of “Green Eggs and Ham”. Obama’s response…
…”Cruz, you must be loco – talkin’ about bustin’ fillies and eatin’ rotten eggs with the haram (حَرَامْ) meat of swine.”
…”Ted, you must be a Cruzin’ for a bruisin’ bro”
…have the Lorax give the rebuttal. -Oh wait… John McCain beat him to it.
…the trash heap has spoken.
…read from Clifford The Big Red Dog.
imao.us has some of the cleverest, snarkiest comments on Ted Cruz/Green Eggs I’ve seen! Matt Musson knocked it out of the park in the freestyle category. Maybe a trace of The Producers: “Springtime For Hitler”? Anyway, try this Green Eggs parody on for size:
http://hottincat.wordpress.com/2013/09/28/cruz-i-am-green-eggs-parody/
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I haven’t seen any winners posted lately. What gives?
@52
Teleprompter is broken, so he’ll be at his most boring
his first words to be spoken, will be like flippin’ the bird
Praise for his preening, praise for his slurring
Praise from the press corps, that is the word –
@54 – The judge is on vacation. Hoping she’ll be back this week.