Straight Line of the Day: The Government Is Cutting Staff at the Department That Investigates Health Care Fraud. Also Getting Cut…

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The government is cutting staff at the department that investigates health care fraud. Also getting cut…

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  1. … any existing copies of the US Constitution
    … any surviving conservative members of the mainstream media
    … all hope of (positive) change
    … the presidential cigarette ration (NOT!)
    … michelle’s personal exercise trainer
    … any remaining accountability within the federal government
    … those nasty republicans from the congress
    (this is like shooting fish in a barrel)

  2. The government is cutting staff at the department that investigates health care fraud. Also getting cut…
    … the departments investigating fraud in all other government departments and agencies.
    … the departments that oversee fraud in the Presidential vacations.
    … the departments that averse fraud by elected and appointed officials.

  3. The government is cutting staff at the department that investigates health care fraud. Also getting cut…

    the final lights of freedom so the final darkness can descend upon a once proud beacon to the world.

  4. The government is cutting staff at the department that investigates health care fraud. Also getting cut…

    …lots of government big cheeses – “pee-you!”

    …health care benefits under ObamaCare!

  5. The government is cutting staff at the department that investigates health care fraud. Also getting cut…

    …is those folks’ hope of being exempt from Obamacare

    …the shrubs in my front yard this weekend

    …the value of my paycheck

    …I thought there wasn’t anything left to cut

  6. The government is cutting staff at the department that investigates health care fraud. Also getting cut…

    …America’s reputation and credibility globally!!!

    …the department that processes fraudulent health care reimbursement claims.

    …the department that investigates White House travel and entertainment (T&E) expense fraud.

    …the department that fact-checks Barry’s lies and exaggerations.

    …any chance that Barry is going to work in a bi-partisan manner over the next three years.

    …the flow of unbiased reporting from the mainstream media.

  7. also getting cut..

    anything that even resembles “ethics” training for every agency.

    any “standards” and “oversight” as they pertain to security clearances and clearance investigators

    Lois Lerner, but that one was “voluntary.”

  8. …health.

    …the line for job description in Democrat bios, traitorous douchebag has become something of a cliche since John McCain joined the ranks.

    …the number of Spanish-only speaking patients in the waiting room… Heh, only kidding.

    …the number of procedures allowed that are cost effective to fight fraudulent claims on.

  9. The government is cutting staff at the department that investigates health care fraud. Also getting cut…

    …Barry’s “staff in the pants”‘ after telling the world that he’s scared of his woman!

    …Barry’s “staff of procreation”‘ after telling the world that he’s scared of his woman!

    …Barry’s “staff of life”‘ after telling the world that he’s scared of his woman!

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