Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The mascot for Obamacare: a “sad panda“. Other mascots…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The mascot for Obamacare: a “sad panda“. Other mascots…
… a stubborn jackass for the Democrats. (Not a joke, just pointing it out.)
… Pedobear for Harry Reid.
… “Sammy the Snail” for the US Postal Service.
…: “sick puppy” – Death Panel says “buh, bye”.
… a sloth for SNAP.
… “Larry the Lapdog” for the MSM.
…a dead rat. (You know the kind.)
… “Jerry the Jack-Booted Jackal” for the IRS.
… a mule for John Boehner’s balls.
… a freshly sodomized panda for the DNC.
… that rainbow-colored chain of teddy bears the Grateful Dead used to use for the White House staff.
Little Miss Muffet for Hillary Clinton
… a depressed baby panda for Romneycare. But it’s totally different, you guys!
Sad blobfish.
http://www.nukingpolitics.com/2013/09/sad-pandering.html
… Bigfoot for MSNBC — because no one can be confirmed to have ever seen either.
… include: a bad Santa
Thomas The Trainwreck Engine
Fredo the Death Panel Parrot
The mascot for Obamacare: a “sad panda“. Other mascots…
due to the lack of cookies I must be hallucinating, Obamacare has a frelling mascot?!?
…the harry reid lookalike blobfish
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/photos/13-of-the-ugliest-animals-on-the-planet/blobfish
The mascot for Obamacare: a “sad panda“. Other mascots…
A bandit for the IRS
A tape recorder for NSA
…the obama lookalike aye-aye
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/photos/13-of-the-ugliest-animals-on-the-planet/aye-aye
… a dead honky for the DoJ.
The mascot for Obamacare: a “sad panda“. Other mascots…
for the failed country, has Joe Biden got anything scheduled for today?
… “Charles the Chocolate-Chip Cookie” for SLotD.
The mascot for Obamacare: a “sad panda“. Other mascots…
none, liberals hate them mascots with a passion.
…perhaps the hillary lookalike naked mole rat
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/photos/13-of-the-ugliest-animals-on-the-planet/naked-mole-rat
…pelosi?
http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/photos/13-of-the-ugliest-animals-on-the-planet/california-condor
… Chewbacca for Michele O.
…Vice Presidetial “Box of Rocks”.
… Marjorie the Trash Heap (from “Fraggle Rock”) for OWS.
Straight Line of the Day: The Mascot For Obamacare: A “Sad Panda”. Other Mascots…
How about the Syracuse Orange, I mean, what is up with that? Wasn’t their nickname Orangemen? A very specific group, when did they get ditched for a piece of fruit? Nothing to do with the government, just pisses me off. That, and the stupid Tree at Stanford, oh how smart! See how smart we are at Standford! Well la de da someone grab me an axe.
…an infinite set of concentric circles with slashes for a government shutdown.
…the world’s biggest earth moving truck for our Federal check-writing machine.
…for Department of Health and Human Services – Leeches.
The perfect mascot for the Government.
http://youtu.be/LQ5iB46f5uU
…for the Department of Labor – “Syd, the Slacker Sloth”.
@33 – I’d think Labor was more like “Henry the Horse’s Head”.
… Cookie Monster for Anonymiss.
… the old Taco Bell chihuahua for immigration reform: “yo quiero ‘green card'”
… a jar of mayonnaise for Debbie Wasserman-Shulz’s hair.
… the queen of diamonds for John McCain.
… a jellyfish for the GOP establishment’s resolve.
… a SQUIRREL! for the general public’s attention span.
An Octopus with Red Ink.
…a steaming cow pie for the Senate.
The Mascot For Obamacare: A “Sad Panda”. Other Mascots…
…the cast of Veggie tales for HHS
…Edward Smith for Obamacare
…Barney for DoD
. . . the south end of a north-bound horse, which could serve as a mascot for anything associated with the Obama administration
The Mascot For Obamacare: A “Sad Panda”. Other Mascots…
for the Government should be a muscatel.
Any form of windmill-kill © aka a dead Bald Eagle ….with a bad wig.
…that cookie-grabbin’ OJ as spokesperson for SCOTUS.
…Dr. Muerto. -for the Happy, Fun, Sunset Years (but not a death panel) Committee.
…Suzy the Suicidal Rodeo Clown, Obama Presidential Library mascot.
…Hoodie Woodie, the the dead thug-with-a-halo. Pull it’s string and a race pimp talks.
…Stoopy the Shotgunner, Biden’s gun safety cartoon spokesperson that goes BANG!!! at random but always inappropriate times.
…Sandra the Much Much Much Much Much More Than A Once In A Lifetime Fluke Inflatable Mascot of Planned Parenthood.
The Mascot For Obamacare: A “Sad Panda”. Other Mascots…
didn’t get Amnesty and the free abortions.
The Mascot For Obamacare: A “Sad Panda”. Other Mascots…
…an “Extinct Panda” for post-implementation ObamaCare.
…a “Fly on the Wall” for the NSA.
…a “Blood-sucking Leech” for the IRS.
…a “Hungry Hippo” for Michelle Obama’s diet and starvation programs.
…a “Brain-eating Amoeba” for the Vice President’s Office.
…the movie “Clueless”, oops that should read instructional video “Clueless”, for the HHS
…dirty old egg sucking dog for the WH chief of staff (h/t johnny cash http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYNK8A_bXwA )
…that class act, miley cyrus, for james carney white house press secretary
…for the equally useful michelle obama, nipples on a boar hog.
…a polished turd.
The Mascot For Obamacare: A “Sad Panda”. Other Mascots…
…the “Crazy California Condor” for Nancy Pelosi.
…the “Obstinate Gila Monster” for Harry Reid.
A Panda is an appropriate mascot, we have to hope the Chinese will continue to let us borrow the money to pay for it.
The Obama administration’s mascot: An over sized dancing Ex-Lax.
The government mascot: HAL 9000. Right about now it’s beginning to sing, “Daisy”. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7WQ1tdxSqI
A lit stick of dynamite in a manure heap.
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I know I’m too late for the contest, just popping up to add to the fun:
Obamacare mascot = “Birdie,” the stock photo and not-at-all subtle middle finger representation of what Zero thinks of We the Peasants
(never mind. but y’all know what image I’m talkin bout)